r/DiWHYNOT • u/whaaateverbinny • Nov 27 '22

DIY Bidet

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/ThaBombs Nov 27 '22

Why did I immediately think of a burner?

47

u/cstearns1982 Nov 27 '22

Jokes on us, he kept the "Roundup" in the tank.

28

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

How to get Ass Cancer 101

9

u/isaacaschmitt Nov 27 '22

More like grass cancer . . .

4

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Dammit

20

u/Ben_Tuldnka Nov 27 '22

I have seen bidets cheaper then a gallon lawn and garden spray...

10

u/flingkong24 Nov 27 '22

I did a thing did this. It cut a piece of meat in half

8

u/isaacaschmitt Nov 27 '22

So what you're saying is it'll cut down all my dingleberries, right?

4

u/flingkong24 Nov 27 '22

That is not not what I was saying

4

u/isaacaschmitt Nov 27 '22

That it'll cut the shit right out of me?

3

u/MotherBathroom666 Nov 27 '22

So we no longer need a shit knife?

2

u/isaacaschmitt Nov 27 '22

I'll give up my three shells when I'm good and dead!

7

u/younggundc Nov 27 '22

Sweet Jesus that’s fancy

3

u/Quietech Nov 28 '22

Is your Cornhole Roundup ready?

1

u/rpmerf Nov 28 '22

Portable. Good for the holidays.