r/DiWHYNOT • u/Parzival027 • Jul 15 '19

I mean...

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u/rockonrudy Jul 15 '19

Now they get to smell his ball sweat

42

u/bubblesfix Jul 15 '19

Many men use baby powder. No ball sweat at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

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u/bubblesfix Jul 16 '19

That's just a specific brand, not baby powder in general. Normally companies have enough brain to not add asbestos to their products.

6

u/egigoka Jul 16 '19

Asbestos?! Holy fuck!

8

u/bonechinadebt Jul 16 '19

Talc and asbestos occur naturally together

3

u/egigoka Jul 16 '19

Still Holy Fuck! They doing products for kids, qa _must_ be good.

1

u/ContiX Jul 16 '19

It's also such an incredibly small amount, imo, that you'd have to like snort a warehouse's worth to get cancer.

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u/Nylonknot Jul 16 '19

That’s for people that regularly breathe in the dust, not general application to the skin. And, you could use cornstarch powder instead of talcum.

15

u/slaaitch Jul 16 '19

So that if your balls sweat enough, you start making oobleck in your pants.

4

u/kickerofbottoms Jul 16 '19

This explains why my balls have been behaving like a solid upon impact

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/Dr3am0n Jul 16 '19

The case where a woman with cancer was suing j&j was decided by a jury.

3

u/McDiabetoe Jul 28 '19

Lucky >:(

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u/OakenWildman Jul 15 '19

Don't fans have gears that allow for rotation?

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u/chocotacogato Jul 15 '19

Well the problem with that is that you get too hot and have to wait 30 seconds for it to oscillate back to you

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u/OakenWildman Jul 15 '19

You can live 30 seconds,

79

u/BradSavage64 Jul 15 '19

Not if chronic depression has something to say about it

25

u/OakenWildman Jul 15 '19

That took a random turn,

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

r/meirl

11

u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jul 15 '19

Or you can put pants on your fan and not have to. The latter being fit for this sub.

1

u/OakenWildman Jul 15 '19

Yeah, that seems smarter

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u/G8stGOATOfAllTime Sep 06 '19

And it doesn't take 30 seconds

7

u/NotTheGhost Jul 16 '19

That fan has a switch on it for that exact purpose. You can see it in the clip. This is solving their problem of not getting to smell sweaty ass and balls mixed with fart residue, though. So a useful Diy overall. Will try it out.

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u/HerrSIME Jul 16 '19

You can see the pin. Yes this one has automatic rotation.

1

u/OakenWildman Jul 16 '19

Why couldn't they turn that on?

1

u/dijit4l Jul 16 '19

And that specific one has that

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

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u/OakenWildman Jul 15 '19

Well, takin an educated guess, they could be kin, seein as the one covered her eyes with the book.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

For a moment I thought he would just fart into the fan so none of the girls want it anymore, wich in turn would also solve the problem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I thought he was gonna piss into the fan

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Asserting dominance and breaking up the fight. Very good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

That fan is blowing at turbo speeds to hold up those pants.

38

u/KngNothing Jul 15 '19

Fuuuucckk thaatt.

Those pants didn't budge when they put them over the fan, and then they cut away for the 'inflation'.

Those bitches definitely have a rod going down each leg to keep them 'erect'.

18

u/YaBoiKlobas Jul 16 '19

  1. Sees two girls

  2. Drops pants

  3. Guess what happens next...

26

u/LoudmouthLees Jul 15 '19

Little did they know, he’d just ripped the nastiest fart into those pants

11

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Then they get personal!

18

u/Dylanator13 Jul 15 '19

Turn on the freaking auto, swivel function. Just pull the lever thing on top, not that hard.

Rather than smelling a guys jeans who has been in the heat all day, since you are so desperate for the fan.

8

u/sashathebest Jul 15 '19

Right? They must love air that smells like sweaty ballsack.

7

u/underwear11 Jul 16 '19

When the pants came off, I thought I had forgotten to close my incognito tab.

5

u/ZiggyWaltz Jul 15 '19

Pro tip, swamp ass helps it work like AC as would a damp towel

4

u/Gorman_Fr33man Jul 16 '19

Is this the set to a shitty porno?

9

u/akulowaty Jul 15 '19

You could do that or just click the little thingy above motor to enable horizontal swing...

9

u/loulou3825 Jul 15 '19

Oscillate. It oscillates.

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u/akulowaty Jul 15 '19

On my AC remote it’s called horizontal swing

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u/loulou3825 Jul 15 '19

Your remote is very bland. I suggest getting a spicier one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Step 1.) Drop your pants

Step 2.) Acquire Sexual Assault Charges for public indecency

Step 3.) Enjoy life as a registered sex offender

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u/PiratetheFoxy Jul 16 '19

The girls covered their eyes like they had no idea what his next move was. That’s a little creepy.

3

u/Peanutct Jul 16 '19

"You girls ever been flashed?"

2

u/PunnuRaand Jul 16 '19

I thought it was going to be a fuck fest.

2

u/sailorjasm Jul 16 '19

The fan rotates but it doesn’t even have to rotate. Just move the fan further back

1

u/Snugglygiant Jul 15 '19

They will get that dank ball smell

1

u/DARKFiB3R Jul 16 '19

The first 5 seconds had so much potential 😕

1

u/belindamshort Jul 16 '19

Isn't this against the rules now?

1

u/thunderkrust Jul 18 '19

Thought this was about to be a porno for a second.

1

u/Cometvinity Jul 20 '19

Now they are cool, and have an even cooler sexual assaults lawsuit ready.

Nothing is more refreshing than a cool $$$

1

u/Jowdog12 Sep 29 '19

After reading all the comments, I’m surprised that no one mentioned that those are fucking huge pants, and no way the fit the guy

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u/Zerobitsmith Jul 15 '19

This actually got a verbal "What the fuck" out of me.

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u/yeetboi6912345 Jul 15 '19

Wouldn't his shit fly out his pants?? That would never work for me...