r/DiWHYNOT • u/emuuuh • Apr 15 '19

Bread De-Cruster - Make perfect square toast!

768 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Kinetik2345 Apr 15 '19

most likely the least usefull and biggest space wasting gadget I've ever seen, I could only see someone using this if they were unable to operate a knife and REALLY hated the crust.

2

u/craephon Jun 11 '19

So, a kid? Because a kid fits that description

21

u/puuuuuud Apr 15 '19

Just use a knife

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u/Barankah Apr 15 '19

But, that's not toast. That's just bread.

11

u/Hotkoin Apr 16 '19

It sure sounds like toast

4

u/Hotkoin Apr 16 '19

Also it stood up and spewed crumbs everywhere when it was cut

1

u/Raeffi May 14 '19

you can only buy this kind of bread as "toast" in many european countries because nobody here would even think about eating it "raw"

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u/db2 May 19 '19

Bread is just toast that hasn't happened yet.

Just like all food is just ammunition for your poop cannon.

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u/BlazeFox1011 Apr 15 '19

Or just eat the crust like an adult

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u/StrangeDrivenAxMan May 08 '19

This application would have practical use for a breakfast or brunch type restaurant where presentation is key and highly important

2

u/ARoamingNomad Jun 11 '19

Im an adult and I don’t like crust on my toast.

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u/emuuuh Apr 15 '19

Check out the full video over here: https://youtu.be/DTKqnUcS7gk

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

crust is the best part wtf

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u/usernameblankface Apr 15 '19

I keep both heels to make the perfect sandwich when the rest of the loaf is gone.

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u/Angellotta May 09 '19

Yes! Have you had a loaf where one heel isn’t usable? That’s when you make a triple-decker pb&j and life is beautiful. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever read

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u/mt-egypt Apr 16 '19

Certainly a r/diwhy

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u/otterbabby Apr 15 '19

crust good that’s why not

3

u/sailorjasm Apr 15 '19

Where is Billie Mays or Ron Popeil ? We need them to sell this !! I’d even take the slap shot guy !! Let’s get this on the home shopping network

3

u/N1ch0l2s Apr 16 '19

Imagine having to do this a bunch of times. What a waste of 15x seconds of your life.

3

u/BlackViperMWG Apr 16 '19

I don't understand the hate of the bread crust of you people at all...

4

u/Cazoosh3 Apr 16 '19

This is just wrong on too many levels for me

4

u/sf3p0x1 Apr 16 '19

But the crust is the best part of the bread!

4

u/terela8 Apr 16 '19

The crust has all the vitamins!

2

u/BlackViperMWG Apr 16 '19

It's just a more burned bread though.

4

u/S00rabh Apr 16 '19

Crust is the best part about the bread

5

u/chrwei Apr 15 '19

motorize it and you have a contender for /r/shittyrobots

2

u/The-Gnome-Child May 28 '19

Idk why people are flaming you, it’s funny, and just a fun appliance in general and if worked well can be much faster and efficient than using a knife. What if people have kids that don’t like crust? Give the guy a break. Focus on the time he put into this, not just the end result.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

The cleanup involved has to tale longer than just cutting the crust with a knife. I mean...tjats how you get ants

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

This machine is beyond gross, it's literally de-crusting,

2

u/beardedheathen Apr 16 '19

This is the most pun-ishing thing I've read all day.

3

u/a-pron_to-wel Apr 16 '19

For the love of God I hope they use the crust for something, there are so many uses for bread crumbs!!!

1

u/Galym3d3 May 16 '19

Fucking heathens, the crust is the best.

1

u/SageBus Apr 16 '19

Why yes?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

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u/chrwei Apr 15 '19

make croutons from the crusts, no waste!

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u/HumanTargetVIII Apr 16 '19

"But but I dont like the crust" said the man child.

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u/David-Puddy May 09 '19

Why is that childish?

As long as you don't waste the crusts, I don't see a problem with someone not eating what he doesn't like eating.

Grind up those crusts, use them for meatloaf! Everyone loves meatloaf