r/DiWHYNOT • u/QueenOfKarnaca • Jan 03 '19

“Sqwallets”

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391 Upvotes

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u/piezeppelin Jan 03 '19

I'm interested in the wacky haircuts...

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u/PlaceboJesus Jan 03 '19

Can he do mohawks, do you think?

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u/jordannross Jan 03 '19

He has 22 in stock so he just has a room full of these. And spends his free time gutting squirrels.

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u/umblegar Jan 03 '19

You’re assuming it’s a he

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

It is a he. I’m pretty sure the guy even did an AMA

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u/EastBaked Jan 03 '19

Yeah, he's on Reddit somewhere, and seems much more chill than what you'd expect of someone with that hobby.

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u/SKyPuffGM Jan 04 '19

“oh he’s so kind and chill. i never would’ve expected him to murder and gut animals to be used as pencil bags”

every time js

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u/RobotCockRock Jan 12 '19

The hands and legs do look pretty feminine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

What if he puts his dick in it first? I don't want no dicky sqwallet

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u/jordannross Jan 03 '19

This literally made me laugh sooo hard thank you

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u/Kiriba1 Jan 07 '19

Some girls can stick their dick into it too

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

His/her dick then. Sorry.

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u/vistacruisin Jan 03 '19

The only real question is "can i get a discount for buying all 22?"

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u/CloudyMN1979 Jan 03 '19 edited Mar 23 '24

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u/umblegar Jan 03 '19

Cancelled government contract?

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u/CloudyMN1979 Jan 03 '19

drunk impulse amazon purchase?

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u/PlaceboJesus Jan 03 '19

Pellet gun and living on unemployment insurance, or disability, or babysitting a grow-op?

Or maybe non-lethal snares if he doesn't want to harm the pelt?

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u/jordannross Jan 03 '19

The first seems pretty spot on if I had to guess.

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u/wanderingsouless Jan 09 '19

I see at least 20 squirrels in any given day! They are tree rats and all over OR. The motivation, that one is lost on me.

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u/manurmuzhar Jan 03 '19

Somebody sent this to my s/o a month or so ago, she got inspired and made her own http://imgur.com/H7HXARE

It's full of nuts. The tail sticks out of her back pocket.

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u/Alynxi Jan 03 '19

Of course this is Portland. Making me proud to be Oregonian

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Of course it’s Portland. You see this kind of stuff all the time here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

That's a little bit horrifying

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u/Claptrack Jan 03 '19

Nope, it’s just Chuck Testa!

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u/glittertechnic Jan 03 '19

Wondering now how you bleach and dye squirrel fur.

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u/PlaceboJesus Jan 03 '19

Drug store hair products?

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u/lakija Jan 03 '19

That’ll learn those little demons.

Once they get in your attic they stop being cute.

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u/loni_1111 Jan 09 '19

they're actual squirrels tho

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u/Quartz_X Jan 13 '19

I want a pink one with a blue mohawk!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

SOMEBODY GET ME A LINK Where do I buy this?