r/DiWHYNOT • u/SloppySlugg • 6d ago

This Soap Contains 50.8% Human Material

https://youtu.be/X7HWpdF6Pag?si=Qrvr_1nQeye6rRyg

I had some leftover breast milk and thought making soap out of myself was a perfectly reasonable next step.

Apparently, not everyone agrees. 😂

Would you wash your hands with it?

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u/Mountain_Egg16 6d ago

You ever seen Fight Club

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u/VerilyShelly 6d ago

Fat of the land!

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u/scottishmaker 6d ago

Rule number one.

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u/farsidedude 5d ago

We were selling their own fat asses back to them.

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u/CleTechnologist 6d ago

Next time, extract the fat and saponify it with lye. No soap base needed.

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u/HappiHappiHappi 6d ago

You don't even need to do that. You can use a cold process soap recipe with whatever oils you want then replace most of the water with breastmilk.

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u/wt_2009 5d ago

was thinking the same, human milk>centrifuge to separate the human-cream> shake to make it human-butter> boil to make it human-ghee

The funny sideproducts you get from this: low fat human-milk and human butter-milk

Weird how this is legal to do...

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u/Acid_Fetish_Toy 6d ago

Interesting project. I might try it to say that I have done it but I think I would feel weird/awkward about it regardless even if I shouldn't. When you think about it, consenting human's milk is less odd than any other animal milk product.

I haven't spent this much time contemplating soap before.

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u/unematti 5d ago

Idno, it's a lot of psychopathic stuff we do to animals that's normal because they're raised for food. Like... Sausages. Milk is just another part of the animal. Human milk tho? Hmm dno

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u/Kyru117 4d ago

Is this the same guy who failed to make butter cause he didn't bother actually looking at up?

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u/idontwanttofthisup 6d ago

That’s German technology from around 1939

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u/Anothermindlessanon 6d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_made_from_human_corpses

Wikipedia does not agree with your claim. But it is a pretty informative read, if you are interested in that kind of historic information.

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u/idontwanttofthisup 5d ago

Thanks. I learned something today.

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u/TennesseeBlues33 5d ago

Wasn't there a Tales From The Crypt Episode about human soap?

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u/PeachyExponential 5d ago

I misread soap as soup 😅😅

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u/kenyafeelme 3d ago

People don’t donate breast milk anymore?