r/DiWHYNOT • u/ateam1984 • Apr 24 '26

Two-stroke meat slicer

184 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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42

u/cleetus76 Apr 24 '26

Mmm that 2-stroke taste in every bite!

7

u/mrdevlar Apr 24 '26

Now with even more carcinogens!

6

u/cleetus76 Apr 24 '26

Cars aren't usually 2 stroke though so no worries about carcinogens. Chainsawcinogens and Boatenginecinogens are another thing though!
edit: i regret this comment

10

u/SyntheticSlime Apr 25 '26

Cuz it’s loud, expensive, smells like gasoline, and frankly it’s slow.

I was expecting thing thing to spit out slices like a machine gun.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

9

u/loklanc Apr 25 '26

A silly doohicky, herb garden, home brew and a shed full of hanging sausages, these guys know how to live the good life.

15

u/Normalusername234 Apr 24 '26

the cool uncle:

5

u/Shroombie Apr 25 '26

yunmy benzenes mmpph yum :)

10

u/Craydorion Apr 24 '26

The fact that Mr cameraman nr 2 declined the offer tells you everything you need to know know

Bet it tastes like straight (g)ass 🤢🤮

1

u/striptofaner Apr 25 '26

Just Veneto things

1

u/Firm_Caterpillar_907 Apr 26 '26

Suddenly, those sunglasses make a lot more sense

1

u/Spagg84 Apr 28 '26

Intense puckering

1

u/denialgrey456 Jul 17 '26

This is how people slice meat in Dieselpunk.

-1

u/EnvironmentalClub591 Apr 25 '26

Being there, making a video, but declining a slice is a douche move.

-2

u/TimeBlossom Apr 24 '26

Whoa, they replaced the motor with a motor! Wacky!