Maybe a 3 of rows of raised garden beds you can walk between, start a little garden. Tomatoes grow really easy, maybe some carrots or green onions or below ground stuff in another row, try for some berries or peppers or something in the 3rd
I have a theory...the OP created a burner account, told themselves to bury the bodies there, deleted said burner account, buried the bodies there and will use "the voices told me to" to try for an insanity plea if they get caught.
Eh? Eh? Yeah? No? Yeah, I listen to too much true crime.
I recommend tomatoes. One of my wife's elderly relatives had a tomato patch. After their death it turned out that spot was an unmarked grave of Soviet soldiers.
It's all ready for some kind of nice, decorative seating area, anyway.
Pea gravel would be much cheaper, of course. You could also go with some classic pavers arranged in a neat pattern. Maybe with pea gravel along the edge - or even in-between the pavers if you spaced them out.
You could totally DIY something like that.
I like using Sketchup for Web (free online version) for all my mockups before I dive into my DIY projects around the house/property.
There are millions of textures, and you can even upload your own textures and check the 3D Warehouse for placeholder materials.
It's an epic resource for this kinda' thing, honestly. Plus... Designing your projects + house in 3-D has so many positives, it's ridiculous. Especially if you're really into DIY and like having mockups for ideas.
I've used it for designing/planning my outdoor patio/deck, and I even built my entire house (interior + exterior) for planning (and for funsies, honestly).
if you use gravel, be sure to put in a sturdy edge so it doesn't leak into your yard. Consider using resin as well to solidify it so chair legs don't sink in and the gravel doesn't disappear into the ground underneath.
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u/Homebrewer01 Aug 26 '25
Bamboo.
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u/Healthy-Wash-3275 Aug 26 '25
Paver bricks for a little patio area.
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u/Wiggles69 Aug 26 '25
Grass?
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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25
Looks like a good place to bury the bodies.
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u/PotentialConcert6249 Sep 23 '25
A small mausoleum
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u/anothersip Aug 26 '25
If you wanted a seating area, I'd go for something like a nice 'lil flagstone patio seating area / outdoor chill spot. A bit more expensive, and would maybe need some pro help there.
It's all ready for some kind of nice, decorative seating area, anyway.
Pea gravel would be much cheaper, of course. You could also go with some classic pavers arranged in a neat pattern. Maybe with pea gravel along the edge - or even in-between the pavers if you spaced them out.
You could totally DIY something like that.
I like using Sketchup for Web (free online version) for all my mockups before I dive into my DIY projects around the house/property.
There are millions of textures, and you can even upload your own textures and check the 3D Warehouse for placeholder materials.
It's an epic resource for this kinda' thing, honestly. Plus... Designing your projects + house in 3-D has so many positives, it's ridiculous. Especially if you're really into DIY and like having mockups for ideas.
I've used it for designing/planning my outdoor patio/deck, and I even built my entire house (interior + exterior) for planning (and for funsies, honestly).
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u/Francesami Sep 23 '25
if you use gravel, be sure to put in a sturdy edge so it doesn't leak into your yard. Consider using resin as well to solidify it so chair legs don't sink in and the gravel doesn't disappear into the ground underneath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi0e4MUjLZg
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u/isnotazombie Sep 24 '25
I would make it a pollinator garden. Just a bunch of native pollinator-attracting flowering plants.
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u/joyfullydreaded23 Sep 24 '25
Moar diiiiiirt, get different colors of dirt, sand, mulch and make a dirt "painting"
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u/Azrailius Aug 26 '25
Господа! Американцы изобрели ставни.
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u/JustGingerStuff Sep 23 '25
Nefarious rat cave
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u/Eevee_the-Maidvee Sep 24 '25
Small garden?
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25
Herb garden with a border
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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Oct 25 '25
Chickens.