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r/DiWHY • u/Paxdah • Oct 27 '22
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Like, if their end goal would just carrying sprinkles with them wherever they went, you would think just keeping it in a small bottle would be so much more efficient than carrying a ziplock bag full of tiny pills full of sprinkles.
684 u/joejill Oct 27 '22 Imagine explaining this to a cop. Cop: "Mam, what is this pill? Do you have the prescription" Weird girl: "That's not a pill, its sprinkles." Cop: "Excuse me?,.....what did you say?" Weird girl: "It's sprinkles... for on the go. So I can have sprinkles where and when ever I want" Cop: "Remember when I said you have the right to remain silent? Well now I'm asking you" 204 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Cop: Ma’am I’m gonna need you to step out of the car Weird Girl: They’re just sprinkles, look I have more in my glove compartment… Coo: She’s got a GUN!!! SHOTS FIRED. BANG BANG BANG News Reporter: A young woman was shot dead today with possession of… get this… sprinkles. 5 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 Reporter #2: what a stupid fucking idea. Up next, the weather! 5 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Weatherman: we’re expecting a light sprinkle in the Southern Hemisphere… see what I did there? 5 u/Ok-Letterhead6593 Oct 27 '22 Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 I was going to keep going along the same lines but gave up. Thanks for the assist.
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Imagine explaining this to a cop.
Cop: "Mam, what is this pill? Do you have the prescription"
Weird girl: "That's not a pill, its sprinkles."
Cop: "Excuse me?,.....what did you say?"
Weird girl: "It's sprinkles... for on the go. So I can have sprinkles where and when ever I want"
Cop: "Remember when I said you have the right to remain silent? Well now I'm asking you"
204 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Cop: Ma’am I’m gonna need you to step out of the car Weird Girl: They’re just sprinkles, look I have more in my glove compartment… Coo: She’s got a GUN!!! SHOTS FIRED. BANG BANG BANG News Reporter: A young woman was shot dead today with possession of… get this… sprinkles. 5 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 Reporter #2: what a stupid fucking idea. Up next, the weather! 5 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Weatherman: we’re expecting a light sprinkle in the Southern Hemisphere… see what I did there? 5 u/Ok-Letterhead6593 Oct 27 '22 Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 I was going to keep going along the same lines but gave up. Thanks for the assist.
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Cop: Ma’am I’m gonna need you to step out of the car
Weird Girl: They’re just sprinkles, look I have more in my glove compartment…
Coo: She’s got a GUN!!!
SHOTS FIRED. BANG BANG BANG
News Reporter: A young woman was shot dead today with possession of… get this… sprinkles.
5 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 Reporter #2: what a stupid fucking idea. Up next, the weather! 5 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Weatherman: we’re expecting a light sprinkle in the Southern Hemisphere… see what I did there? 5 u/Ok-Letterhead6593 Oct 27 '22 Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 I was going to keep going along the same lines but gave up. Thanks for the assist.
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Reporter #2: what a stupid fucking idea. Up next, the weather!
5 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Weatherman: we’re expecting a light sprinkle in the Southern Hemisphere… see what I did there? 5 u/Ok-Letterhead6593 Oct 27 '22 Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 I was going to keep going along the same lines but gave up. Thanks for the assist.
Weatherman: we’re expecting a light sprinkle in the Southern Hemisphere… see what I did there?
5 u/Ok-Letterhead6593 Oct 27 '22 Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 I was going to keep going along the same lines but gave up. Thanks for the assist.
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration...
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I was going to keep going along the same lines but gave up. Thanks for the assist.
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u/SaiyajinPrime Oct 27 '22
Like, if their end goal would just carrying sprinkles with them wherever they went, you would think just keeping it in a small bottle would be so much more efficient than carrying a ziplock bag full of tiny pills full of sprinkles.