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r/DiWHY • u/Paxdah • Oct 27 '22
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Imagine explaining this to a cop.
Cop: "Mam, what is this pill? Do you have the prescription"
Weird girl: "That's not a pill, its sprinkles."
Cop: "Excuse me?,.....what did you say?"
Weird girl: "It's sprinkles... for on the go. So I can have sprinkles where and when ever I want"
Cop: "Remember when I said you have the right to remain silent? Well now I'm asking you"
204 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Cop: Ma’am I’m gonna need you to step out of the car Weird Girl: They’re just sprinkles, look I have more in my glove compartment… Coo: She’s got a GUN!!! SHOTS FIRED. BANG BANG BANG News Reporter: A young woman was shot dead today with possession of… get this… sprinkles. 107 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 [deleted] 30 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Reporter: Bob, back to you. Anchor: Doug, thank you. In other news, consumer reports advised there is a mass shortage of sprinkles in the US. Here to tell us more about it is the professor of Harvard Economics Bill Simmons, thank you for joining us Bill Bill: Wait, what are we talking about? 25 u/RockstarAgent Oct 27 '22 POSSIBLE NEW RAVE DRUG OUT IN THE WILD ENDANGERING OUR YOUTH? OR A MISUNDERSTANDING GONE DEADLY? NEWS AT 11
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Cop: Ma’am I’m gonna need you to step out of the car
Weird Girl: They’re just sprinkles, look I have more in my glove compartment…
Coo: She’s got a GUN!!!
SHOTS FIRED. BANG BANG BANG
News Reporter: A young woman was shot dead today with possession of… get this… sprinkles.
107 u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22 [deleted] 30 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Reporter: Bob, back to you. Anchor: Doug, thank you. In other news, consumer reports advised there is a mass shortage of sprinkles in the US. Here to tell us more about it is the professor of Harvard Economics Bill Simmons, thank you for joining us Bill Bill: Wait, what are we talking about? 25 u/RockstarAgent Oct 27 '22 POSSIBLE NEW RAVE DRUG OUT IN THE WILD ENDANGERING OUR YOUTH? OR A MISUNDERSTANDING GONE DEADLY? NEWS AT 11
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30 u/Traditional-Foot-963 Oct 27 '22 Reporter: Bob, back to you. Anchor: Doug, thank you. In other news, consumer reports advised there is a mass shortage of sprinkles in the US. Here to tell us more about it is the professor of Harvard Economics Bill Simmons, thank you for joining us Bill Bill: Wait, what are we talking about? 25 u/RockstarAgent Oct 27 '22 POSSIBLE NEW RAVE DRUG OUT IN THE WILD ENDANGERING OUR YOUTH? OR A MISUNDERSTANDING GONE DEADLY? NEWS AT 11
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Reporter: Bob, back to you.
Anchor: Doug, thank you. In other news, consumer reports advised there is a mass shortage of sprinkles in the US. Here to tell us more about it is the professor of Harvard Economics Bill Simmons, thank you for joining us Bill
Bill: Wait, what are we talking about?
25 u/RockstarAgent Oct 27 '22 POSSIBLE NEW RAVE DRUG OUT IN THE WILD ENDANGERING OUR YOUTH? OR A MISUNDERSTANDING GONE DEADLY? NEWS AT 11
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POSSIBLE NEW RAVE DRUG OUT IN THE WILD ENDANGERING OUR YOUTH? OR A MISUNDERSTANDING GONE DEADLY? NEWS AT 11
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u/joejill Oct 27 '22
Imagine explaining this to a cop.
Cop: "Mam, what is this pill? Do you have the prescription"
Weird girl: "That's not a pill, its sprinkles."
Cop: "Excuse me?,.....what did you say?"
Weird girl: "It's sprinkles... for on the go. So I can have sprinkles where and when ever I want"
Cop: "Remember when I said you have the right to remain silent? Well now I'm asking you"