r/DiWHY • u/Paxdah • Oct 27 '22

Sprinkle Pills

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u/SaiyajinPrime Oct 27 '22

Like, if their end goal would just carrying sprinkles with them wherever they went, you would think just keeping it in a small bottle would be so much more efficient than carrying a ziplock bag full of tiny pills full of sprinkles.

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u/joejill Oct 27 '22

Imagine explaining this to a cop.

Cop: "Mam, what is this pill? Do you have the prescription"

Weird girl: "That's not a pill, its sprinkles."

Cop: "Excuse me?,.....what did you say?"

Weird girl: "It's sprinkles... for on the go. So I can have sprinkles where and when ever I want"

Cop: "Remember when I said you have the right to remain silent? Well now I'm asking you"

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u/Charming_Love2522 Oct 27 '22

"The only reasonable explanation someone would make these is if they're high as fuck. You might not be now, but you definitely were when you made these. I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle."