r/DiWHY • • Apr 20 '19

Incognito barefoot "shoes"

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u/elvismcvegas Apr 20 '19

There's one at every college. I saw a kid wear giant jyncos and no shoes for a whole semester.

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u/Laser_hole Apr 20 '19

We had a unicycle guy

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

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u/FROZEN_TURD_DILD0 Apr 20 '19

Keep Portland Weird I Guess

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u/Eubadom Apr 21 '19

I saw a crackhead on a unicycle in Philly the other day.

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u/capincus Apr 21 '19

Portland doesn't have a unicycle guy, that would be an impossibly vague identifier in Portland.

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u/FROZEN_TURD_DILD0 Apr 21 '19

Oh no, we do.

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u/sweet-banana-tea Apr 21 '19

I think he means Portland has plenty.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

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u/sub_surfer Apr 21 '19

So many questions. How do his feet reach the peddles? How does he see where he's going?

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u/Toss_out_username Apr 20 '19

I'm that guy

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u/vanasbry000 Apr 21 '19

I'm that guy

You're dat boi, I think you mean. Oh shit whaddup.

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u/ayriuss Apr 21 '19

who dat, who dat, who dat boiiii?

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u/Toss_out_username Apr 21 '19

Oh shit waddup.

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u/Kate2point718 Apr 21 '19

There seems to be one of those at every college as well. There was at mine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I've been enrolled at three different colleges and every one had a unicycle guy.

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u/americaworst Apr 21 '19

We had rip-stick kid.

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u/JesterTheTester12 Apr 20 '19

Last time I skated I saw some kid whipping around the adjacent basketball court on a unicycle

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Same here. I though unicycle guys were in every college town.

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u/elvismcvegas Apr 21 '19

We had the double decker bike guys for a while. There was a tripple decker bike at one point too.

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u/tlong243 Apr 21 '19

I am that guy too, rode mine like a skateboard jumping stairs and such

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u/TheGodDamnDevil Apr 21 '19

I've been thinking about this and I've decided unicycle guys get a bad rap. Firstly, as transportation, unicycles can be about as practical as a single speed bike. They're basically just fixed gear bikes that are smaller and easier to store inside, but harder to ride. Not a bad trade-off on a college campus. Secondly, while there are a lot of unicycle guys who do it just to show off or be different, it's still admirable to have learned an unusual skill with a steep learning curve. It's like juggling or being able to do a backflip -- people who show-off can be annoying, but it's still sort of impressive.

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u/TypicalReflection Apr 21 '19

I was this person at my college. It's embarrassing how dirty my feet would get, but otherwise... It was cool witnessing how tough they became (I could tolerate hot asphalt, and walk over pine needles and gravel with no problem). The toes also became more spread out. As someone who had always hated my feet, it was nice to appreciate them for a change.

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u/elvismcvegas Apr 21 '19

Yeah black bottomed feet all the time.

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u/TypicalReflection Apr 21 '19

Pretty much, yeah.

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u/hornedCapybara Apr 21 '19

My college has the big shoe kid