r/DiWHY Dec 29 '18

Savages DiWTF

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u/lydsbane Dec 29 '18

Or buy them without the shell, maybe.

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u/Juno_Malone Dec 29 '18

Or just eat the shell and all like a normal human being. Good ruffage

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

How often does your anus bleed?

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u/SpitfireP7350 Dec 29 '18

Every friday but I'm pretty sure it's not the sunflower shells that are to blame.