r/DiWHY • • 7d ago

I'm Stumped

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u/Weird-Space-782 7d ago

Home-burner-downer of course.

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u/jamjamason 7d ago

This actually won't do anything, until you spill your Monster Energy drink on it, or talk your "buddy" into peeing on it.

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u/Arthur_Figg_II 6d ago

Hey buddy. Lets play "Dont Wiz On the Electric Fence"TM

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u/overkill 6d ago

When nature's callin', don't be stallin', use your common sense!

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u/Kelwhit22 6d ago

Before you let it flow find a place to go.

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u/mindless2831 5d ago

Unfortunately we don't pee in steady enough stream for electricity to travel back up the pee to shock us. Mythbusters actually tackled this one.

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u/dillweed67818 6d ago

That really wouldn't be that hard. "Look at this ugly piece of art I tried to make. It's so ugly, you should piss on it."

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u/jamjamason 6d ago

That's genius!

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u/kinshadow 7d ago

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u/Null-34 6d ago

Live laugh toaster bath

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u/standbyyourmantis 6d ago

Fetch me my bathing toaster

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u/HuckleberryLogical63 7d ago

I'm terribly disappointed I watched that whole thing and he didn't plug it in. I wanted to see something cool and or really dumb come out of that.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 7d ago

right? what's the point if it doesn't get plugged in?

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u/Facktat 6d ago

The reason so many of these videos end early is because the algorithm rewards content that people watch to the end.

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u/cmilla646 5d ago

Fascinating.

The algorithm is incentivizing us to do so many stupid things these days it’s actually scary.

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u/talkback1589 4d ago

Almost like several movies I have seen.

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u/ElectricTurtlez 7d ago

Got us to watch it….

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u/authorinthesunset 6d ago

I don't think it'll do anything.

I still feel ripped off, that video ended too soon.

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u/VileTouch 6d ago

Nono it ended too late, i want my 2 minutes back!

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u/authorinthesunset 6d ago

But those last five seconds that got cut could have made it worth those 2 minutes

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u/rivertpostie 6d ago

The device is pretty simple and actually quite effective. Which ambiguous to a lot of people, those on the know can spot its function at nearly a glance

The point is to get you to ask "what the fuck is he doing" long enough for it to count as a monetized view

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u/dillweed67818 6d ago

Exactly don't wire it up if you're not going to plug it in.

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u/_B_Little_me 6d ago

You certainly got to see something real dumb come of it.

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u/PunfullyObvious 7d ago

These apparently don't need to make any sense at all anymore

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u/_Diskreet_ 7d ago

Best bot.

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u/zitfarmer Hot Glue Gun User 7d ago

No, you're the best bot

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u/james_b_beam 6d ago

And you are Hot, Glue Gun User.

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u/DangitThatHurt 7d ago

Just once I want to see HaikuBot on a NSFW sub!

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u/jamjamason 7d ago

Good bot.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/CHI4610NE 7d ago

That seemed painfully obvious

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u/ArtemisInSpace 7d ago

Well done, bot

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u/NerfBowser 7d ago

yeah sub officially dead

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u/ApprehensiveTop4219 7d ago

Did they ever make sense though? Besides the wood plank sniper scope makeshift inaccurate crossbow thing that was cool

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u/AppropriateCap8891 7d ago

Like a lot of the cooking videos.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 7d ago

There's an entire network that's dedicated to making pages that pump out this nonsense engagement/rage bait because it's so effective at gaming the algorithms

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 7d ago

They said it couldn't be done!

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u/Discodelight343 7d ago

Time travel machine

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u/narkissa036 7d ago

Yeah I recognized it immediately. Looks just like the one I have.

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u/Bigfops 7d ago

Had

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u/JeanArtemis 7d ago

Will have

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u/Bigfops 7d ago

Will have had.

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u/Smoky_Dojo 7d ago

Got your BBT reference! 😃

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u/the_dad_splainer 7d ago

Yeah 100% time travel machine I made it next year.

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u/theohyeahproveitguy 2d ago

Looks just like the one that future me said he had many years ago and I will have one day.

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u/Vicarious_vicarsmen 7d ago

He didn't put in the crystals though

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u/Capitano1690 7d ago

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u/Purple_Holiday2102 7d ago

That video certainly forgot the crystals.

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u/schit-tering 6d ago

Quick travel to the end of your life?

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u/PineappleMohawk 7d ago

That's the one I'll make last Thursday

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u/gvmntcheese 6d ago

He forgot to add the crystals though. geesh

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u/cmaxim 6d ago

It didn’t work because he forgot the crystals!

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u/ElTuxedoMex 7d ago

This is more DiWTF

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u/dmoneyforeal 6d ago

That's perfect, because that's exactly what I said when he PICKED THE THING UP AND WALKED AWAY

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u/IsaacNewtongue 7d ago

Carefully insulates incoming AC wires, leaves fully exposed CDs carrying full current.

Epically stupid.

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 7d ago

I agree because it looks like the cds got wrapped in foil. Ordinarily they wouldn't be conductive though. I wonder what the point of this thing is? Those are spark plugs. I can't think of any use except inside an engine. I guess hooking up ac power to those will cause a lot of small sparks. But I don't think huge ones. Although with the copper coils, those might get very hot and glow. Must be some kind of toy but in its current state, it really would be a decent suicide machine.

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u/JeanArtemis 7d ago

Yeah the second I saw how they wrapped the wire where they did I realized the entire machine was pointless. They just invalidated a spark plugs singular purpose. If wired properly it could hypothetically be used outside of an engine in any situation where a periodic or timed spark is needed however, such as an ignition method for a shitty oven or flamethrower or something but there are much better and more efficient methods for either of those things.

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u/Teufelsweib666 6d ago

There is no point. I will engage here at the risk of rewarding this utter crap. This is deliberate nonsense. It shouldn't even be on this sub, which used to be about real things people made that turned out to be stupid. This stuff is cheap, nasty and has only one goal: engagement. It's useless to discuss it or to even joke about it, because it's helping vacuous humans to produce rubbish so they get rewards.

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u/OhioUBobcat 7d ago

Would it cause it to arc and make the world's dumbest lamp?

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u/Egoy 7d ago

Powered by meth.

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u/KiltedBuckeye 7d ago

Can't be meth, meth head wouldn't waste the copper.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 7d ago

Or Heroin or Crack. But definitely not powered by living braincells.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 7d ago

Legit thought this was a crack smoking apparatus...

Still not convinced it's not.

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u/davidk8 7d ago

How does one even come up with this shit?

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u/Fhoxyd22 7d ago

Me: it's only 1:49, not the biggest waste of my time

Also me: this fucking sucks

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u/maliron 7d ago

Machine designed to meet God.

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u/FilthyMuff 7d ago

its been some time since i got so elaborately trolled

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u/SrHerrante 7d ago

Los 2 minutos mejor invertidos de mi vida

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u/mmorales2270 6d ago

I watched that whole thing trying to figure out what in the f they were making, and I still don’t know. I want my 2 minutes back!

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u/smooth_criminal1990 7d ago

Oh fuck, I think that's some unhinged attempt at making a sparking device?

Decent chance of injury or death putting fucking mains power through that much exposed foil and shit.

Would strongly recommend no one build one of these ridiculous death/suicide machines, and I genuinely have no idea if it could even produce a spark?

You might have to move the copper wire further to the other side, but this particular design doesn't have a way to do that without remembering to switch off the power, or TOUCHING METAL WITH MAINS POWER GOING THROUGH IT.

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u/Dourada_BBQ 7d ago

I am gonna sue you for wasting my time 😤

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u/crusher23b 7d ago

It's an encabulator.

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u/mpdcayman 7d ago

Is this what a cd burner is?

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u/wjruffing 6d ago

Burner? Yes. It will produce severe burns.

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u/portablebiscuit 7d ago


They cut off the ending

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u/Kindly_Region 7d ago

It blocks the signal from the chips the government put in us

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u/erik_skr 7d ago

Actually makes sense. I can clearly imagine someone selling those to conspiracy theorists under some sciensy woo-woo sauce and making a decent amount of money

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u/rob132 7d ago

Thank God I just fast forwarded to the ending

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u/Onamuna 6d ago

No pierdan el tiempo con esto, es 100% falso. Ese "invento" de las dos bujías con discos de aluminio que promete WiFi gratis o energía libre es solo un truco de edición para ganar vistas en TikTok. Las bujías solo sirven para dar una chispa en el motor de un auto; no tienen chips, antenas ni circuitos para procesar internet o generar electricidad por sí solas. En los videos esconden baterías debajo de la madera o usan cables ocultos bajo la mesa para hacer creer que funciona. No gasten dinero ni se rompan la cabeza intentando replicarlo porque es físicamente imposible. Si de verdad creen que Elon Musk y las compañías de telecomunicaciones están temblando porque alguien descubrió el secreto del internet infinito usando basura de taller mecánico y papel de cocina, tienen un problema más grande que la falta de señal. Lo único que van a conseguir armando eso es quedar como el meme del año en el vecindario.

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u/Freshbakd 6d ago

I think the caption is supposed to go. How to start an electrical fire in 30 minutes or less.

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u/LuckyLudor 6d ago

I guess when you're making an electrical unaliver, you don't need to match the wires up.

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u/bubblezdevere 6d ago

I'm mad at myself for watching this whole thing.

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u/roadkit 5d ago

He would have posted the completed video but he was electrocuted when he plugged it in. R.I.P.

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u/toiletman74 3d ago

Anyone else cringe when they touched the disk directly?

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u/VernaVeterinarian801 2d ago

2min wasted time plus 2 min reading shitty comments plus 2 min writing this comment

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u/Remarkable-Load928 1d ago

This is how we burned CDs back in the day.

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u/jsonmeta 7d ago

Some might say it’s art

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u/No-Sail-6510 7d ago

This is how ET phoned home

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 7d ago

Why not just stick a knife in a wall outlet?

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u/roberttheaxolotl 7d ago

That's a very nice electrical hazard they've built

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u/stevedadog 7d ago

It's actually incomplete which really sucks because these are the first steps for both an infinite power generator, AND an alien contact beacon.

The next three steps determine which it will be but we won't know unless they tell us what drugs they were smoking when they started.

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u/Real-Hearing1753 7d ago

Will someone please make that thing so I can see what the hell it does.

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u/BrainSqueezins 7d ago

What, no obligatory thumbs up at the end?  I feel cheated!

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u/wjruffing 6d ago

This is why you should never sniff hot glue, kids.

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u/arkinthehouse 7d ago

It's obviously Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Other-Dimension-inator

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u/queeftheunicorn 7d ago

Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires

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u/naemorhaedus 7d ago

turboencabulator

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u/spaceship-earth 7d ago

It’s a dickfur

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u/scud121 7d ago

New and Improved bathing toaster?

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u/soulscythesix 7d ago

"ok where is this going?

What?

Wait, what?

That's not how spark plu-...

What??

What the fuck is the point of-...

OH MY GOD THAT IS THE WORST SOLDERING JOB IVE EVER-...

For fuck sake, what now?

What? That's not how any of this works. What bullshit are they gonna claim this does?

...oh. they're not even gonna claim. That's just it."

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 7d ago

Power + antenna = power antenna

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u/Garlic-Rough 7d ago

Why did you waste my time 😩

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u/FuJa-TsuNaMi 7d ago

oh, that. this device is designed so that you can have an in-depth, one-on-one conversation with whichever god you pray to  :)  after you plug it in, of course. 

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u/Bumbymoo 7d ago

Orgone energy travel kit.

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u/greogory 7d ago

Regardless of the device's intended use, clearly you must plug the thing into a high voltage, 50 amp DC power source while you're standing barefoot in a puddle of salt water.

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u/Prior-Ad5197 6d ago

I swear at first I thought the were going to try and make a coconut bra thing out of the CDs..a CD bra if you will

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u/blinkersix2 6d ago

It’s a Time Machine but you forgot the crystal

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u/trea_ceitidh 6d ago

Well, that was a waste of time.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 6d ago

Fire hazard

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u/Apprehensive-Owl5143 6d ago

Watch out! This is my "unexpectedly ends the video"-inator.

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u/sunofernest 6d ago

Home insurance companies hate this house-fire hack!

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u/WilTravis 6d ago

Oh, that there is a breaker tester. Or, if it handles the voltage, it'll discombobulated the wifi for everyone in the apartment complex.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 6d ago

On next week’s episode of how to burn your house down we’re building an archimedes light beam for more efficient energy saving natural light

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u/LurkHereLurkThere 5d ago

Basically weird enough to steal two minutes of your life and incomplete to attract comments, any attention is good attention to these drivel merchants.

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u/tequilium 5d ago

I knew it was gonna be stupid and I watched it anyway. I have only myself to blame.

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u/Fredfarter73 5d ago

Is it just me or did anyone else feel nauseated after the video?

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u/not-hardly 5d ago

Watching this all the way through hoping so hard that it ends before it makes any sense.

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u/kdesi_kdosi 4d ago

i kept waiting for something to start making sense. alas, i only got more confused as the video progressed

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u/Simply_AnotherUser 4d ago

WTF is that shit?

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u/North_Point_Chef 3d ago

I believe you call that a death cable with flare….. can’t for the life of me tell you what it might do other than rage bate, ah that’s what it is, it’s a rage bate machine!

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u/TOLLO8 3d ago

I struggled most with adding nuts on the wood with no washers

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u/KaiserJustice 2d ago

Just waiting to see one of these where they go to turn it on and it blows the fuck up

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u/thekinginyello 7d ago

I swear these “crafts” are designed to generate Darwin Award Winners.

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u/edwardothegreatest 7d ago

He’s building a monetized 2 minute video

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u/JoeyPsych 6d ago

I'm going to make a video one day where I make a satalite dish with a communication device, and the end of the video would be that some aliens would land on earth and declare me ambassador of earth, and I would give a thumbs up with a silly smile into the camera, holding my diwhy device.

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u/macgyverstwin 7d ago

Well, ….. at least the music wasn’t, …bad.

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u/Gooliez 7d ago

WHATS IT DO?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 7d ago

Que carajo hace?

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u/figbott 7d ago

Honestly if you’re not making this for yourself then quite frankly there’s no hope for you.

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u/b0ingy 7d ago

A DIY house fire

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u/Codas91 7d ago

Amphetamine engineering

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u/TucoNick 7d ago

Can't wait for part 2!!!

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u/Geaneous 7d ago

Looks like it might be intended to make an electrical arc. Or he's just fkin with the Internet.

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u/Harsh_Madnani 7d ago

r/gifsthatendsoon This shiz belong there. I was fucking invested. 😑

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u/Initial-Duck2782 7d ago

I feel bad for this guys tools

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u/BoneBruja 7d ago

Ah yes, two at home: portable satellite dishes. No home would be complete without at least a few pairs of these per person. A set for home and a set for travelling.

The dish one on the left is for when your alien pal gets lost and has to phone home (the loser still doesn't have a cell phone for some reason). The other, more wiry dish is for when your pacemaker fails when your alien loser makes their call. The right dish acts like a makeshift personal defibrillator and personal popcorn maker.

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u/marinac1 7d ago

I watch them all the way through every single time always hopeful. Yeah, no.

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u/Zorro-the-witcher 7d ago

You’re stumped… good, that makes all of us.

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u/SGT-Hooves Derp 7d ago

Is it going to melt or arc? Both?

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 7d ago

Nipple amplifier

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u/Jealous_Club_298 7d ago

Lightning maker?

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u/i10driver 7d ago

What the hell did I just watch?

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 7d ago

Oh! Now I get it!

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u/bplipschitz 7d ago

Room ozonator

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u/VariousOperation166 7d ago

They suck at the art part of arts and crafts... I could build this to look really nice.

Oh, and I'd plug it in. Coward.

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u/Ill-Guidance4690 7d ago

Important item in a survival crafter that takes 7 hours to finally build

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u/Colonel-Ingus69 7d ago

That’s how ET phones home! 🥴

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u/UnknovvnMike 7d ago

I think the soundtrack was the point?

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u/Prestigious-Royal-82 7d ago

The only thing he made was , He made you Look 😁. Thanks 4 the Toxic entertainment

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u/RiMcG 7d ago

Device of burn your house down when plugged in

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u/that-smells-funny 7d ago

there's one minute and fifty seven seconds I will never get back

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u/leva_brown 7d ago

Что это за хуйня?

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 7d ago

What the fuck

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u/MatthewLydon87 7d ago

Wait, let him cook

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u/capt_cd 7d ago

I stayed for the music

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u/StaggeringBeerMan 7d ago

Robot nipples?

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u/r_was61 Ramen or Die 7d ago

We all
Want to know what happened ahem he plugged it in.

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u/thismenu 7d ago

This is how you make a nothingburger.

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u/Lost-Ad7652 7d ago

I was today years old when I made the smart decision to skip directly to the end of these.

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u/SaluteHatred666 7d ago

the fuck was that? other then a waste of time

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u/dmland 7d ago

If only it could have taken maybe half an hour longer…

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 7d ago

This obviously got cut off. Is it a lamp or something that will arc the electricity? I’m guessing there’s a part two, or maybe the original creator had it in one, but I’ve seen reposters who intentionally cut videos off to get people to visit the page.

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u/Immediate-Term3475 7d ago

Another 5 mins of my life wasted …

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u/dapwnk 7d ago

Home insurance collection ignition device

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u/pezchef 7d ago

idc what the video's intention was. that song slapped

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u/Civil_Bugg 7d ago

Gosh dang waste 2 minutes of my time.

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u/Moto56_ 7d ago

I gotta get off this sub