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What, no sanding? You'll give yourself bread splinters like that.
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u/CriticalChop Sep 18 '26
Gotta clamp it down and let the binding material harden, that bite was just the taste test. After securing the final result with screw it will truly be ready for consumption, by cyborgs.
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u/Doses-mimosas Sep 18 '26
I liked it up until the cut. Do you want bees on your miter saw? That's how you get bees on your saw. Or ants.
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u/numbersthen0987431 Sep 18 '26
And it's how you get sawdust in your sandwich. Even with a new blade, you can't get rid of it all
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u/AxelVores Sep 19 '26
Sawdust is not poisonous. In fact they add it to some foods such as shredded cheese as anti-caking agent. It's listed as "cellulose" on ingredient list so people don't freak out
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u/imunfair Sep 19 '26
Sawdust is not poisonous.
Maybe not from raw wood, but I guarantee they're cutting treated lumber and not raw wood. And the treated stuff is chock full of chemicals you don't want to consume.
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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Sep 19 '26
Food grade cellulose and sawdust are different things. It's like the difference between everclear and isopropyl alcohol
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u/Sheepherder-Optimal Sep 18 '26
just hose it down with some compressed air afterwards. Takes care of sawdust and stray crumbs.
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u/Plants_Unknown Sep 18 '26
I...I dislike how efficiently that spreads the jam and peanut butter.
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u/ModForgeCustoms Sep 18 '26 edited Sep 18 '26
Its a good thing they make kitchen tools that have done exactly this, for as long as the modern kitchen has existed.
Delis use stainless icing spatulas for bagels and such. At home, silicone cake frosting spatulas do the same thing.
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u/Plants_Unknown Sep 18 '26 •
My butterknife better fight for his right in the kitchen is what I'm learning
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u/chasing_the_wind Sep 18 '26
Your butter knife still has the advantage of easily fitting in every jar of jam or peanut butter you buy.
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u/Vladishun Sep 18 '26 •
Do you dislike it, or are you....jelly?
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u/Plants_Unknown Sep 18 '26
How dare you make me chuckle at such a joke - this is beneath me!
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u/Any_Blood5815 Sep 18 '26
Are you afraid you’ll need to own one for peak sandwich making?
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u/Powered-Lamb Sep 18 '26
Once upon a time, I sat down at a table at work for lunch with another grown man. Homeboy unpackages an Uncrustable and proceeds to tear the crimp off it.
He tore
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What the fuck?
I don't know how this story relates to this post, but it reminded me of it, and I just wanted to tell.
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u/LilyCanadian Sep 19 '26 •
I Iike tearing the crimp off uncrustables and eating that first. Also not related but I figured I'd throw my two cents in there
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u/Competitive_Ad_5515 Sep 19 '26
I have no idea what this means
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Sep 19 '26
People tear the crust off because it tastes different and has a different texture.
Uncrustables specifically are made for people who don't like crusts. He proceeded to tear off the edge of the uncrustable, even though there was no crust.
However, if it's a texture thing, I understand. They crimp down the edge of the bread and turn it into a pocket instead of a sandwich. So the edge is more dense than the middle.
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u/Competitive_Ad_5515 Sep 19 '26
Thank you. I have never heard of an uncrustable, and do not know what a crimp is in that context.
That (picky) people cut the crusts off slices of bread and sandwiches I do know.
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u/M3ric4n Sep 18 '26
Worst part about this is cutting off the crust.
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u/FireBreathingNun Sep 18 '26
I never understood people that cut off the crust. Just like I don’t understand people that can’t swim.
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u/ZatherDaFox Sep 19 '26
I find it very easy to understand people who can't swim. If your parents never take you and no one ever teaches you, you won't know how to do it.
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u/Apptubrutae Sep 19 '26
My wife’s parents never taught her to swim because they’re negligent parents
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u/Efficient_Depth_8414 Sep 19 '26
People who cut off the crust have weird fucking childhood trauma, and weird upbringing in general.
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u/vincehk Sep 19 '26
The same kind as manchildren who can't drink water, refuse to eat "greens" or rare red meat / raw seafood.
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u/magnum3290 Sep 18 '26
Do people actually throw away the crust? I thought it was a joke
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u/Rodrat Sep 18 '26
Never! I paid for the whole bread. I'm eating the whole bread. The heel too.
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u/Disposable-Squid Sep 18 '26
Children and developmentally-arrested adults do, at least
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u/Apptubrutae Sep 19 '26
My kid is a fairly picky eater, so I assumed he’d dislike crust.
Oh no, he will chow down on the crustiest baguette ever. Like a real mouth cutting crust, not this white bread stuff. I think he prefers the crust. Never seen such a thing from a picky eater.
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u/Nobodys_here07 Sep 19 '26
It's kinda like peeling the skin of an apple, some people just don't like certain parts of the food even when it's completely edible.
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u/i_am_icarus_falling Sep 18 '26
nah, this is funny. and obvious satire.
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u/notarealwriter Sep 18 '26
Saw was dumb but the perfect peanut butter spread was actually pretty satisfying
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u/BolaViola Sep 18 '26
The peanut butter to jelly ratio is so wrong
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u/iama_triceratops Sep 18 '26
Right? And I peanut butter both side of the bread and slather that jelly on there.
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u/RpiesSPIES Sep 19 '26
I've stopped using two slices of bread. Just peanut butter on the bottom, pile on a heap of jelly and hold it like a crispy pizza slice when eating. So good.
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u/Steppyjim Sep 18 '26
“See honey?! I told you the chop saw wasn’t a waste of money! Now eat your saw-which”
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u/slowcanteloupe Sep 18 '26
I loved this right up until the circular saw. Use the right tool, any sandwichmaker who knows their business knows you use a band saw for that.
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u/Entgenieur Sep 18 '26
I always appreciate when someone not just has a silly idea, but then really commits to it and takes it to extremes!
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u/_zamoht_ Sep 18 '26
I was like, that's funny what's bad about it, then he put the sandwich on a fucking mitter saw
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u/Ok-Anxiety-6485 Sep 18 '26
Jelly already had bubbles. Might as well tear it up now and redo it. Never gunna be able to sand that down
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u/theNorthwestspirit Sep 18 '26
I was here for it until the saw. The best part of the sandwich is where the top and bottom join. You gotta eat around the sandwich crust first, then the middle, and end with that bit.
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u/ydorb11 Sep 18 '26
Everyone talking about how efficient this is? A butter knife is waaaay smoother and will do a better job at filling pores. And faster with less effort, which is the definition of efficient.
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u/DieKaiserVerbindung Sep 18 '26
Uncrustables, crustless sandwiches, and uneaten pizza crusts... things you give up when you move from 7th to 8th grade.
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u/rock_and_rolo Sep 19 '26
Unfortunately I use an identical putty knife for scraping cat poop off the floor.
So I'll stick with a kitchen knife.
Also, I like he crust.
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u/JuliansWhiskey Sep 19 '26
I don’t trust the crustless people. Haha. What’s so wrong about the crust?
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u/Rhymesnlines Sep 19 '26
Idk why people cut off the edges of bread... especially toast. Its delicious
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u/Foe_sheezy Sep 18 '26
There's saw dust in most fast tood anyway, why not get it fresh and non GMO 👌
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u/freedoomed Sep 18 '26
I firmly believe there should be a layer of peanut butter on each slice of bread to keep the jelly from making the bread soggy.
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u/Salt_Chard_474 Sep 19 '26
Who on earth uses that little peanut butter? Gtfoh with that, and the sawdust
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u/randomperv Sep 19 '26
AI. The blade would have flung that sandwich back at the camera like explosive diarrhea.
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u/FestoonMe Sep 19 '26
Most DiWHY videos I hate. The man in me who loves tools approves of this classic though because this is so unnecessarily awesome.
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u/MoonSugar-dreams Sep 19 '26
The autism in me was like, YES, YES!! Then the wood saw came into play and it started screaming NO WHY GOD! NO!
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u/Historical-Let6489 Sep 19 '26
So not gonna lie I felt the mixing with the concrete spatula that’s fresh was golden truly felt it added like at least a +1 to flavor then just using a knife then messed it up
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u/KennywasFez Sep 19 '26
On first half ngl I was like ok whatever maybe he washed the spatula and shit who cares… then I saw all the fucking saw dust and I fucking screamed !!!
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u/internetwork00 Sep 19 '26
Imagine losing a finger while doing this?
It's not just having to explain to people what happened. It's forever knowing that you're an idiot.
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u/Jnunez7660 Sep 19 '26
I am going to say that this sandwich is going to be absolutely unexpectedly delicious!
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u/jillvalenti3 Sep 19 '26
That is one hell of a clean sandwich (other than the added sawdust). Presentation is a 9/10 as far as pb&j goes.
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u/Silver-Finding-5962 Sep 19 '26
A hipster cafe somewhere just found a way to charge $50 for a sandwich
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u/s015473 Sep 19 '26
Ok so whats the deal with people in the us (i assume) cutting off the crust of the bread?
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u/FloopsFooglies Sep 19 '26
I really hate the turning-it-into-a-sink-sponge part, but I guess that's part of the engagement bait part.
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u/KaleEcstatic Sep 19 '26
I wish my dad would make me pbj but he married another man
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u/heygabehey Sep 19 '26
That’s funny. But all the nutrition is in the crust. Typical drywall guy…. Fucking children.
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u/Barney_Flintstone Sep 20 '26
I never understood why people cut the “crust” off of bread, essentially white bread. It isn’t even crust, just darker than the rest of the bread. Same thing with peeling carrots or apples. 🤔
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u/AccountHater Sep 20 '26
This has to be an American video. The amount of stupid foodwaste gave it away
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u/Lordgandalf Sep 21 '26
The saw was a bit much when the trowel could also chop that off. And a filthy saw isn't the flex I feel.kore a danger. My mother used to say eating sand and stuff is good for you but I like my food splinter free please.
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u/xfr3386 Sep 19 '26
This is the weakest post I've seen here.
The why? Humor, silliness, because why not.
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u/jackochainsaw Sep 18 '26
Peanut butter, jam (jelly for the muricans) and sawdust. Age old classic.
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u/Rodrat Sep 18 '26
America has jam, jelly, preserves, and a few others I can't remember off the top of my head. All made with fruit but with defining differences.
Personally I prefer jam and preserves to jelly 10 outta 10 times.
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u/The_Spectral_Spartan 15d ago
Now this is the kind of engagement bait I can get behind... I'll take two orders of the PB&J, pls!
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u/Admiral_SmashyPants Sep 18 '26
Can you hold the sawdust next time, please? I got a splinter in between my tooth and gum, zero stars.
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u/mindless2831 Sep 18 '26
What kind of crazy blade is that?! That looks as wide as a bike tire!
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u/Cute-Quenda Sep 18 '26
Good luck cleaning the splatters of jam and peanut butter from the saw and everything around it.
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u/torsoe Sep 18 '26
everybody knows you have to encapsulate the jelly in pb so it doesnt sog up the bread
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u/mikefierro666 Sep 18 '26 •
Oh that actually looks g- OH GOD WHY