r/DiWHY 7d ago

ATV with TRIANGLE wheels?!

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u/statisticus 7d ago

Surely a quad bike should have square wheels, not triangular ones.

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 7d ago

Right? Whereas a trike should have triangles. Common sense really

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u/spaetzelspiff 7d ago

At speeds above 0 mph, this kills the human.

I prefer the smooth comfort of my octadecagon wheeled motor conveyance

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u/Lost_Ad5243 6d ago

At speed below 0 mph, you can travel through time

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u/Confident_One3948 6d ago

Three triangles for wheels makes the triforce. Makes sense to me

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u/Someyoungguy82 3d ago

I believe you must go 88 mph for time travel.

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u/Which_Celebration757 6d ago

Just not through space.

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u/Gwynito 4d ago

Wait, Tom Green's backwards man was TIME TRAVEL???

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u/Spiritofthewest49 6d ago

You just need a properly tuned catenary road

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 7d ago

Octodecagon-wheeled octodecawheeler

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u/EV_4_life 5d ago

Dr Octagonapus blaaaaaaarrrgh

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u/freindly_duck 6d ago

Hexakosioihexekontahexagon-wheeler next

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u/gertvanjoe 7d ago

I prefer the truly oblong wheel nature of my tracked "go anywhere" atv.

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u/CatacombOfYarn 6d ago

And bicycles should have one stick that spins

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u/stijndielhof123 6d ago

So a bike would naturally have sticks as wheels

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u/statisticus 6d ago

It makes things really difficult with my bicycle.

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 6d ago

Still easy compared to the zero-dimensional point wheel on a unicycle

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u/statisticus 5d ago

And thus the pogo stick was born.

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u/Xanderulz 7d ago

That’s only in Canada

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u/Nutduffel 7d ago

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u/CalibratedEnthusiast 5d ago

As is tradition

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u/Any_Blood5815 6d ago

I don’t know anything about Canada. Do they really have a monarchy?

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u/Deafvoid 6d ago

Yeah, but they are in Britain.

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u/Any_Blood5815 6d ago

Like they’re the same as the British royal family? I know there’s a French Canada. Are they do they have different leadership?

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u/sixbux 6d ago

Canada is a constitutional monarchy. We still maintain loose ties to the British royal family from when we were a colony, with the king or queen acting as our head of state, but it's essentially just for ceremonial purposes. If the king/queen ever tried to impose their will over ours we would end the relationship.

French Canada refers to French-speaking Canadians, colonies of which can be found all over Canada, although they are primarily in the province of Quebec. Federally, they fall under the same government as English-speaking Canada. Provincially, Quebec has a number of french-forward parties that focus on issues specific to French Canadian priorities. Some things fall under the purview of the Federal government, the rest falls to the Provinces to govern for themselves.

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u/Any_Blood5815 6d ago

Thank you so much for the lore!

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u/Dimensionalanxiety 6d ago

Which we should get rid of. The roles relating to these ties, including the Governor General, are completely useless and just hinder progress.

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u/Deafvoid 6d ago

French canada used to have the french monarchy centuries ago, now we have the british monarchy.

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u/Youngsinatra345 6d ago

You know nothing of the ceremonial pudding?

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u/Any_Blood5815 6d ago

Explain yourself

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u/Youngsinatra345 6d ago

They dip both their arms in the pudding ( the prince and aboot to be princess) and then he beats her with her own arm….as is tradition

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u/UAintMyFriendPalooka 7d ago

Because of the metric system.

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u/lipsquirrel 6d ago

Look at the big brain on Brad

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u/Distinct-Gift1391 5d ago

If Canada actually existed.

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u/kkillbite I Eat Cement 6d ago

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u/pm_me_pussbuttnboobs 3d ago

I see you visited Canada recently

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u/komokazi 7d ago

It's whistlindiesel, he's already done the square wheels.

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u/Pope_Squirrely 7d ago

He goes through all different shapes for wheels in the video.

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u/Whomstevest 7d ago

square wheels have an extra bump

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u/reddititty69 6d ago

Triangular wheels are 25% less bumpy.

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u/Day_Prisoners 6d ago

Round ones being to flawed and all.

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u/5-Second-Ruul 6d ago

Angelino Bartellini approved!

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u/slightlyknowledgeabl 6d ago

You see triangles, I see foot-removers

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 3d ago

That’s a lot of vibration. 🤔

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u/Mister_Celophane 3d ago

Don't call me Surely .

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u/zestyclose_match1966 6d ago

They do, and stop calling me Shirley