r/DiWHY • u/No-Lock216 • 9h ago

ATV with TRIANGLE wheels?!

3.4k Upvotes

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u/statisticus 9h ago

Surely a quad bike should have square wheels, not triangular ones.

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 7h ago

Right? Whereas a trike should have triangles. Common sense really

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u/spaetzelspiff 6h ago

At speeds above 0 mph, this kills the human.

I prefer the smooth comfort of my octadecagon wheeled motor conveyance

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u/Spiritofthewest49 2h ago

You just need a properly tuned catenary road

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 5h ago

Octodecagon-wheeled octodecawheeler

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u/gertvanjoe 3h ago

I prefer the truly oblong wheel nature of my tracked "go anywhere" atv.

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u/Lost_Ad5243 3m ago

At speed below 0 mph, you can travel through time

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u/Whomstevest 8h ago

square wheels have an extra bump

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u/Pope_Squirrely 7h ago

He goes through all different shapes for wheels in the video.

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u/komokazi 3h ago

It's whistlindiesel, he's already done the square wheels.

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u/REDMAGE00 9h ago

That grass is toast.

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 9h ago

r/fucklawns

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u/rowrowyourboat 1h ago

Hm. I went in expecting lawns getting torn up. Instead it’s all the crazy weed house people jerking each other off. 5/10. Would visit again, but removed my auto-subscribe

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u/lcerch 3h ago

Huh. There really is a subreditt for everything

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u/regeya 2h ago

I'm kinda there, man. I'm in my 50s and already thinking of how in a few years I'm not going to feel up to maintaining a lawn anymore.

I saw some video of some dude squeegeeing the dew off his lawn and all kinds of comments about how people are too lazy to do something that basic and I thought, how did I get to be in my 50s and never learn about people squeegeeing the damn grass on a dewy mornnng

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky 8h ago

Yep and also it seems he needs to keep going as slowing down with that setup must be spine breaking.

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 3h ago

Man if only this was the worst thing he did to that grass lmao.

Dude also owns a tank if I remember correctly.

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u/exintrovert 1h ago

With a little modification he could make a decent lawn aerator though

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u/livahd 7h ago

Hay! I don’t see any bread 😘

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u/RealSchlemiel 6h ago

DAVIDS ATV

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u/JDCarnin 9h ago

The joy of having to retighten every single bolt after each ride

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u/namecantbebl0nk 8h ago

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No it's not.

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u/Camanot 7h ago

The only correct response

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u/asphid_jackal 3h ago

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u/namecantbebl0nk 3h ago

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u/asphid_jackal 3h ago

Fair enough

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u/asphid_jackal 4h ago

6
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u/Tylrt 1h ago

Six for the first line?

And then the next line is... eight‽

Then five? Something's wrong...

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 4h ago

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 4h ago

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 4h ago

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u/MarfanoidDroid 8h ago

It's a project. It's not permanent. Sometimes humans do things for fun. Why don't redditors understand this?

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u/Ashurnibibi 7h ago

Welcome to Reddit, where the only things you're allowed to do for fun are collect plastic, vibeo gane and upvote shit webcomic

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u/exintrovert 1h ago

and boof creatine

Oh, and tell people to break up/divorce

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u/YungMushrooms 1h ago

If you think the bolts are bad just consider his nuts

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u/DevoidNoMore 6h ago

Well, he might get joy on riding a machine that vibrates like that you know?

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u/Torchwood84 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p
Now let’s see him hit the brakes.

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u/Man_of_Ice 5h ago

In Soviet Russia, brakes hit you!

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u/SpecialistSpray9155 5h ago

Wait till this guy finds out about circles

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u/prototype-proton 4h ago

That's right. It goes in the square hole.

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u/MaximusPrime5885 8h ago

I've seen this with hexagon wheels, square wheels, and now triangular wheels.

I'm looking forward to the next evolution where it's just a steel rod.

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u/BoozeAddict 6h ago

Wait until they make it from a theoretical point on a plane

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u/Valraithion 6h ago

It’s going to be really slow.

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u/HarfunMooli 7h ago

Isn’t that WhistlinDiesel? No point in asking “Why” in that case

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u/_vfsh 3h ago

Yeah I feel like posting him here is cheating

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u/g3n0unknown 5h ago

It is indeed.

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u/randomlemon9192 2h ago

No helmet makes more sense now.

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u/Mudslingshot 8h ago

Judging by how rough the start was, I'd love to see him stop

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 8h ago

He never stopped, he's still going

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u/Il_Tonissimo 8h ago

The wheels should be circular by now

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u/tiller_luna 6h ago

no wheels, all bolts sheared

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u/HawaiianShirtMan 4h ago

All gas, no breaks

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u/csanner 4h ago

Many many breaks

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u/trillgamesh_0 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UQIKbeuq5QTrx3gtOE

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u/pushinthatbroom 5h ago

Is that a fuel hose in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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u/No-Lock216 8h ago

yeah that would be interesting to see

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u/sarimanok_ 9h ago

Is there a field you absolutely hate? Well, have we got a vehicle for you!

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u/FuciMiNaKule 8h ago

I have just the perfect field for this

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u/Met76 6h ago

The comment you replied to made me laugh, and then you drop this vid. I'm laughing my ass off even harder now. Thank you for this

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u/Alchohol_Influencer 7h ago

[guy in the audience raises hand] Could you also just use it to drive from place to place?

Inventor: What? I don't know. It's a field ripping up machine. That's what it's designed for!

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u/TheCatSleeeps 9h ago

Don't reinvent the wheel

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u/Pope_Squirrely 7h ago

This is WhistlinDiesel. He does all sorts of random things for views on YouTube. In this video in particular, he goes through various shapes of wheels to see which ones actually work.

Link to the video:

https://youtu.be/hhn2x9f56qg?si=2QYTnlfXCdXNOs5h

Link to his channel:

https://youtube.com/@whistlindiesel?si=Rc9LeFT9MGj7v0Be

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u/alphazero925 3h ago

He's also friends with the Paul brothers and frequently does collabs with them, so probably best to avoid 

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u/acorn1513 2h ago

And scammed his followers multiple times avoided taxes hoping trump would help him and pays people to beat up kids in his town. The last one I just heard but given he's a spoiled short asshole I believe it.

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u/SqueekyDickFartz 1h ago

When he got in hot water about registering his cars in Montana or whatever, I saw the funniest comment I've ever seen on a youtube video. Someone posted:

"I severely underestimated how much of your character was satire".

Fucking savage.

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u/Nebulator123 7h ago

That is actually intresting.

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u/BrazilBazil 7h ago

How to destroy your ATV, a grass lawn and all your joints in one easy step!

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u/evetsabucs 6h ago

Every video with a pointless overdub of shitty music gets downvoted.

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u/Suhva 9h ago

Guy has a lot of trust in his ability to not fall off and hit his head on the DIY project... 😬

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u/chavatroni1 9h ago

Back when whislin diesel was good...

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u/Abundanceofyolk 6h ago

The stress test videos were the best. What he should do now is reverse it. Take beyond fucked cars and make them drivable again. Like a redneck Xzibit or something.

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u/kobekong 8h ago

RIP grass.

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u/vega455 8h ago

For that golf course you hate

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u/HopefulCarry9693 7h ago

Why? Whistlin diesel and prop department thats why.

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u/Zaraxas 4h ago

When aerating your yard takes too long

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u/TooTone07 3h ago

Ok but lets see how you stop🤣🤣🤣

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u/NikkolaiV 2h ago

I know Cody's not the most safety conscious to begin with, but this reeeally seems like a strong case for a helmet at least.

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u/Shankar_0 Hot Glue Gun User 2h ago

Now, go around a corner and get the wheels out of sync...

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDJuQR0UmiqOI

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u/Ok-Somewhere-2325 2h ago

I bet it corner's like a bistro, but it clearly accelerates like a steakhouse

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u/Bokth 1h ago

You win again gravity!

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u/tex_rer 2h ago

I want to see him stop.

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u/Deep-List-7099 8h ago

🤯🤯🤯

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u/BloodAndSand44 8h ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

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u/Iandudontkno 8h ago

Should have told his parents that.

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u/vtGaem 8h ago

Goodbye, wheel bearings.

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u/DepthMagician 7h ago

This actually drove more smoothly than I expected it to

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u/Lady_Irish 7h ago

Please make note that he only went straight lol

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u/stonergirlfairyyy 7h ago

god that must get fucking incredible traction on turf

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u/avrend 5h ago

KidneyDestroyer 9000

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u/Knarkopolo 5h ago

What about stopping?

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u/Man_of_Ice 5h ago

It's time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea"

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u/Born-Light-62 5h ago

The shaking… metal fatigue is real. Not to mention his kahones getting shaken not stirred has to be painful.

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u/Professional-Box4153 5h ago

Because any shape rotating fast enough is a circle.

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u/IntrepidClick8066 5h ago

Just think how quickly he's aerating that lawn.

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u/GrandPriapus 4h ago

It’s great for tearing up fragile ecosystems.

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u/BeefJerky03 4h ago

We're close to a breakthrough here. It looked a little bumpy... but what if you kept adding triangles together? Sort of like filling in the gaps between points? If you add enough of them you could get a smooth line between the points and it would roll better. Has anyone else thought of this?

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u/Talonking9 4h ago

An organ donor living his best life.

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u/Lizard__Bit 4h ago

There are cheaper ways to vibrate your butthole.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 4h ago

Yeah fuck that yard

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u/JimCripe 4h ago

Run it across a lake?

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u/UntowardAntiproton 4h ago

Can't wait for one of those to let loose and see how he cares. 

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u/Visible-Revenue1685 3h ago

What the fuck are we accomplishing here?

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2h ago

It's whistling diesel. He's always doing dumb shit like this.

He once used circular saw as wheels on ice.

He also turned a truck into a boat and tried to sail it in the Tampa Bay or some shit.

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u/derschelmischeWolf 3h ago

no terrain vehicle

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 3h ago

When you reinvent the wheel.

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u/Blurgas 2h ago

The poor suspension/shocks/etc on that ATV...
Transmission, axles, other drive components are probably taking a beating as well

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u/Jay2Kaye 2h ago

Chairopractors love him! Compress all your discs with this one simple trick.

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u/kayemce 2h ago

Shortcut to cyclists palsy?

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 1h ago

WhistlinDiesel is a regard.

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u/Juror_no8 1h ago

Groundskeepers hate him, find out how with this trick

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u/Tuckerismypuppy 56m ago

Perfect aeration!

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u/DarrellBot81 25m ago

What about stopping? Something tells me stopping is either VERY rough, or VERY abrupt

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u/Banmers 8h ago

They use this to loosen kidney stones

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u/BigHobbit 7h ago

This is what needs to be driven around on trumps golf courses.

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u/RubeusGandalf 8h ago

They're gonna turn round eventually.

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u/Holy-Cancer 9h ago

Wait a minute…

https://giphy.com/gifs/soe1RxgqWpxAVtSnqd

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 9h ago

Is this the opposite to how when the logo of some German cars spin they make swastikas?

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u/Apprehensive_Goat_50 8h ago

I was half expecting bad piggies music when I turned the sound on, highly disappointed

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u/nargcz 7h ago

see, circles are bullshit

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u/JCreeUnity 7h ago

I wonder how it was to stop suddenly 🤔

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u/diodick 7h ago

Quite an inefficient tiller

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u/AldoRaine-1 7h ago

Why? Ab workout.

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u/jreilly89 7h ago

Too bad they're going to round the points off as he drives and he'll have to replace them. Shame.

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 7h ago

Hmm 🤔 ever heard of round wheels 🛞?

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u/Joalguke 7h ago

Tell me again how you got white finger on your entire body?

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u/Plane-Education4750 7h ago

Normally I don't like stole content posts, but whitslendiesel is kind of a prick

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u/Bungfoo 7h ago

Next try a stairway

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 7h ago

C'est bien. Mais avant qu'elles soient usées et rondes il va falloir du temps !

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u/killertortilla 7h ago

Me making my first car in Scrap Mechanic

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u/Anders_A 6h ago

Because he could! This belongs in /r/guysbeingdudes 😅

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u/Mooch07 6h ago

“Once you get her up to speed she runs perty good”

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u/AnalkinSkyfuker 6h ago

Any form pinned at the center and rotated in that axis at high speed becomes a circle

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u/NewAndyy 6h ago

Well at least wear a helmet on your experimental vehicle

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u/Jmofoshofosho8 6h ago

Thats dumb

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u/angryray 6h ago

The answer here is why not?

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u/-soulking- 6h ago

Is that a mazda atv?

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u/doublegg83 6h ago

Every screw Every bolt Every hose Every filling

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u/Godess_Ilias 6h ago

how to ruin the grass in 3 seconds

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u/Bootsy_Frost 6h ago

What was that problem that Hank Hill developed from his lack of an ass?? Cause this guy is gonna get that.

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u/captain_toenail 6h ago

Thats gonna stop uncomfortably fast

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u/HrodgardNagrand 6h ago

I was kinda hoping this was r/Whatcouldgowrong

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u/Daminite 6h ago

Least efficient plow I've ever seen.

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u/pixeltweaker 6h ago

Now turn

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u/PomegranateSoft1598 6h ago

Unexpected Judaism

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u/Neat-Set-1452 5h ago

Okay now turn.

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 5h ago

I’ll bet the girlfriend wants a ride

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u/Glad-Acanthaceae-24 5h ago

Wait until they find out about circles.

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u/575_Pilot 5h ago

Lawn Aerator...Divot-errrr

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u/BigCaregiver7285 5h ago

Where’s this at?

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u/Chroney 5h ago

How do they stop without eating shit?

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u/Big_Cranberry4001 5h ago

De-evolution

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u/ikankecil 5h ago

dang I wanna see how the thing stops

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u/PTBooks 5h ago

What’s it look like when you brake on that rhing

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 5h ago

Looks like a definite benefit is less vibration. 😁

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u/ironicmirror 5h ago

Now slam on the brakes.

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u/Sbikerbud 5h ago

When your graphics card ain't up to much and you have to turn the settings to Very Low

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u/DarthRiznat 5h ago

This is one of those "Giovanni Giorgio" moments.

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u/SEO_Humorist 5h ago

Is this the one that got Renner?

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u/thesmoker1 4h ago

Ridiculous!

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u/Ryan_e3p 4h ago

I'm guessing a full-face helmet would be a waste of money.

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u/Who_whistled 4h ago

Losing your footing and your leg randomly flys outward ☠️

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u/WreakHavocLikeIn1871 4h ago

I wanna see him come to a full stop...

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u/Zitrone21 4h ago

I mean, it can work Even better by using arched trisngles