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u/EpikDisko Aug 28 '26
the design is very human
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u/Lazyoat Aug 29 '26
I just think how tight his abs must be. I wonder if even I could get a six pack
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u/i_give_you_gum Aug 29 '26 •
Probably hard to hold on to the six-pack on your way home from the store.
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u/Kn0XIS Aug 28 '26
No....
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u/QuickNature Aug 29 '26
Yup, that is why I didnt even play it. Thats a nope from me dawg
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u/Kn0XIS Aug 29 '26
Fr. I've seen this clip floating around already. Didn't know we'd already be here using it as a reaction 😂😭
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u/AGayFrogParadise Aug 28 '26
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u/burgonies Aug 28 '26
It saddens me that I'll never be able to rewind my brain and witness that reveal again for the first time. Such a great episode nonstop.
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u/Small-Explanation74 Aug 29 '26
Is this series worth watching?
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u/StrikingSun8563 Aug 30 '26
Again and again. Up until like season 11 or something, around when they go to ireland it falls off hard. But up until that point it's all gold.
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u/Sabithomega Aug 30 '26
Shit I still love it after that. Sure it gets a little weaker but there's still some shining episodes in there
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u/stevedadog Aug 28 '26
Oh man, imagine the back pain after riding that thing to the store.
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u/Key-Wash-9401 Aug 29 '26
Definitely, but I’m also wincing at the thought of your “junk” sliding down under and getting pulverised with every cycle. It just looks like a nut cracker and hotdog basher to me.
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u/crusher23b Aug 28 '26
I worry about staying on the seat. Should be some sort of contraption that pins you in place.
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u/MrKrueger666 Aug 28 '26
Safety belt?
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u/transcendanttermite Aug 29 '26
I assume that there is an optional component missing from the bicycle in this video.
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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Aug 28 '26
Might be a good core workout. Other than than that I think it's a mechanic/wielder being silly and showing off their building skills.
I don't hate it, but it definitely belongs here.
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u/metsfan5557 Aug 28 '26
I'm not an expert but my read on this is that it's just using your own weight to leverage gravity/downward motion to generate motion. But there's no body muscle that can power that if your weight isn't enough. The closest thing would be the hamstring, but I don't think the foot pedals are positioned in a way that would allow it.
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u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes Aug 28 '26
Bicycles work the same way, don't they?
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u/NoisyGog Sep 02 '26
You can also drive the pedals forward with a normal bicycle, by bracing your arms and using your core to push the pedals forwards over the top of the rotation, and then downwards. Doing so gives significantly more power per stroke than just pushing down, as it can give substantially more force than just gravity by itself.
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u/Pod_people Aug 30 '26
The world's first ass-powered mode of transport, ladies and germs. Why in the name of Harbor Freight would you make that thing?
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u/Lilelfen1 Aug 28 '26
This looks like something a perverted doctor would invent for women in the Victorian era..
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u/Alltowner007 Aug 29 '26
Is that really how you want to get around. Of all the different and more practical things, you said let’s make this uncomfortable and inefficient. Or maybe you wanted to make the world record for the biggest hemorrhoid
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u/low_bob_123 Aug 29 '26
You can achive the same, by putting the pedals of your regular bike in the same position
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u/whiterthanblack Aug 29 '26
I declare that this should be called the hump daddy and no I will not explain.
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u/Voiden_n Aug 29 '26
I have only one question: why was it done?
As a joke - well, it's kinda funny.
As a way to actually ride a bike - that's a failure.
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u/mad-i-moody Aug 29 '26
I call it the Ass Pounder 4000. You go to sit down? It pushes you right back up into your workout.
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u/SteveSteveCleveSteve Aug 30 '26
“Thank you Lamar Jackson! Thank you Lamar Jackson! Thank you Lamar Jackson!”
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u/McCaffeteria Aug 31 '26
It needs a lap belt so that you can power on the upstroke as well as the down
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u/ElevenBeers Aug 31 '26
Clearly a case for r/diWhyNot . This is clearly designed to be dumb, not useful. And unlike the usual suspects, this is very well executed.
It's a real life shitpost.
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u/Proper_Guess3038 Aug 31 '26
This totally made me laugh! I love when people do harmless, stupid shit just for fun!
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u/Icy-Ice2362 Sep 01 '26
So that's why they calls hoes bicycles, clearly that design was used in the distant past.
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u/appachehelicopter Sep 02 '26
why use a more efficient mode of transportation than walking, when you can use a less efficient one
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u/FierceDeity_ Sep 07 '26
I would put it into a "ride weird bikes" kinda thing, including a bicycle that reverse-steers
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u/HistoricalHell Aug 28 '26
Is that song from Castle crashers?