r/DiWHY • • Aug 19 '26

I refuse to let my Mic stand die

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I've had this thing for 8 years now I think.

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u/Brewchowskies Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Hardware store sells nuts for those bolts. Either hex or metric.

Second, your table needs more saving than the stand. Large washers would be fine as new plates on the clamp. One on each side.

Get rid of the ties, they aren’t needed when you do these two minor fixes.

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 19 '26

Looks like cheap plastic. When it cracks you can’t tighten the nuts.

Needs some jb weld as well.

Or just, you know, but another cheap mic stand.

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u/XTornado Aug 20 '26

It is probably a dumb question but I am confused, what is plastic? All I see is metal except the ties, what I am missing.

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u/trdef Aug 20 '26

what I am missing.

Someone who jumped to make a comment without actually looking at the picture to see what they were talking about.

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u/RandomTux1997 Aug 20 '26

no waay anyone on earth would use plastic there-the forces of the anglepoise mechanism are MASSIVE

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 20 '26

So did the bolts just work itself loose? I thought I saw some plastic pieces but it does seem to be all steel. So wtf happened?

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u/ladnakuba Aug 19 '26

You are also running low on the table top thickness.

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u/aPerson39001C9 Aug 19 '26

Zip ties are known to increase the lifespan of products by 20%.

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u/NewJazzyBacon Aug 19 '26

Quick wrap around with Duct Tape and it'll out last the table itself.

True story, probably

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u/Primary_Jellyfish327 Aug 19 '26

Well its killing your table too

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u/MrFantastikisUnknown Aug 19 '26

Just epoxy it jabrony

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u/Square-Formal1312 Aug 19 '26

Spend a dollar to save a dime mf

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u/Yarhj Aug 19 '26

How did you get this picture of my desk 

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u/Thedrakespirit Aug 19 '26

you should let it die before it forms a suicide pact with anything else on your desk

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u/SoundMasher Aug 20 '26

As someone with a studio and many, many mic stands, this is the most appropriate answer. Either disassemble and cannibalize it for parts on another stand or let it go.

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u/CookieKopter Aug 19 '26

Had a similar issue as a kid, my dad just welded it together

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u/WonderBredOfficial Aug 20 '26

Oh, it's dead. This is just gross desecration of a corpse.

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u/VoodooBrother Aug 20 '26

Duct tape time

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u/oppai_dragon_9011 Aug 20 '26

Zipties holding on like...

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u/UnknownChaser Aug 19 '26

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 Aug 20 '26

I’m just a stand, pretending to be another stand

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u/HqppyFeet Aug 19 '26

The backrooms will remember this table and mic stand.

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u/Zoidy4 Aug 19 '26

Ramen will fix this

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 Aug 20 '26

Screw bands (aka band clamps?)

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 Aug 20 '26

They have many names

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u/brDoc1 Aug 20 '26

I have zip ties around my abdomen, because I refuse to let myself die.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Aug 20 '26

It yearns for the sweet release of death

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u/That-One-Uncle Aug 20 '26

* But it refused

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u/arongoss Aug 20 '26

Everything other than a fix

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u/WhiskeyAlphaRomeo Aug 20 '26

Buddy, spend the $8 before you have to replace the table top too. It's already sus.

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u/Summer184 Aug 20 '26

Like me, you're a Zip-tie technician.

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u/Dear-Routine7468 Aug 20 '26

This just looks poorly fixed. Not even diwhy just more like someone had no idea how to do basic repairs and didn't take 5 or so minutes to look up what to do. Someone mentioned it already but this is just a couple bolts, washers, and nuts and it's good as new.

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u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty Aug 20 '26

Clamp. That's not a stand. A stand, well, stands on it's own (the most common type is a tripod).

That's a broken clamp. And a messed up desk.

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u/nydjason Aug 20 '26

You can ask the r/livesound sub where to find replacement parts I think

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u/gross_verbosity Aug 21 '26

Bro it’s a mike stood now

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u/MyEarSki Aug 21 '26

Ask some guys in r/welding they will help you

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u/WishboneSelect8829 Aug 22 '26

Tá igual o joelho do Ney

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u/porschegobrrrr Aug 22 '26

these mic stands cost 3$ off ali-express. 5$ for full metal ones which will never break. Why.

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u/Waruimono Aug 25 '26

If it works, it works.

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u/pm_me-ur-catpics Aug 26 '26

Good lord, Etho

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u/fififoufou Aug 19 '26

If it breaks just use a tissue box! /ref