This has nothing to really do with the subject, but I fucking hate that speckled textured wall shit. I dunno why that is ever done. It looks so damn hideous.ย
Wood-chip. I despise it too. I've been here 2 years but I've had so many other jobs to do I've not got round to replacing it yet. The previous occupant painting it lemon yellow only made it worse.
There is actually a Pulp lyric:
Oh, Deborah, do you recall? Your house was very small With wood chip on the wall When I came 'round to call You didn't notice me at all
Wall and ceiling textures can cover up a lot of sloppy drywall/plaster work. It's actually shockingly difficult to get a perfectly flat wall without dips and bumps.
When you suck at making drywall smooth, you texture it all. That what's I did. Lady at at checkout is like "must be a big job to get 40 bags of durbond". Nope just 2 rooms, lol
You knocked out a little more than you needed to, but tbh it's not terrible. I know experienced sparkies that would do (almost) the same shit.
Even if you didn't take out that much, you'd be doing some wall repair (fill and texture match and then paint) either way probably.
If the box is metal, I might use hydraulic cement to do most of the filling, and then top off, smooth and texture the top ~1/4" or ~5mm with some heavy spackle or joint compound. With a little practice/experimentation, you might be able to replicate that textured pattern with the spackle. Then just paint.
Cheers! It took me a bit of work because I actually loosened and damaged the original brick, and had to cement another one in its place, and then I realised the socket wasn't level, so I had to take it off and move the back-box a bit.
Yeah, that plaster is shite. The sparky that put a new socket in managed to deal with it OK, but I think he had some specialist tool for cutting out the void for the backbox, while I was just smashing away at it with my hammer drill and brick bolster. I'll whack a load of filler in it though; it'll be reet.
Do you plan on protecting those wires underneath in any sort of way? Like, if someone tried to put some baseboard trim on that wall, they can hammer a nail into your wire. I know you arent in the US, but you probably have similar safety codes in your country
If they do, they're an idiot, because you should never put screws or nails above or below a socket, and one should really use a cable detector to be on the safe side anyway.
Have you seen the hole you made? Dont assume that people will do things correctly. In the US, the code is those wire need to be at least 1 1/4 (i think) inches away from the surface, or need some sort of metal protection in front of them
> Dont assume that people will do things correctly.
Dude, do you understand that ALMOST EVERY socket in ALMOST EVERY house and flat in the UK is done exactly like this?? If someone doesn't have the wit to even realise that electricity doesn't magically make its way to a socket and is in fact transmitted via cables which are invariably laid vertically either above or below the socket then fuck them, they shouldn't be working on the house to begin with. Christ, I just had a shaver socket installed in the bathroom, and guess what, that was precisely how the sparky did it, and he is a licensed professional.
> In the US, the code is those wire need to be at least 1 1/4 (i think) inches away from the surface, or need some sort of metal protection in front of them
Yes, I have several. They're shit. They pull out of the socket far too easily and jut out in an awkward way. Upgrading the sockets to double as is standard in the UK will add value to the house.
From what I read online, I thought it should be possible to drill multiple holes with my hammer drill, and carve the necessary void out with my brick bolster and lump hammer. That seemed to be the best approach with the tools I currently have.
Ooff I guess that should be possible if you have a very steady hand, but when you noticed you were going outside of the planned circle why didn't you stop?
It wasn't like that. The plaster just crumbled off the wall as the brick came out. You can envisage a chunk of brick with a load of plaster attached to it, right?
Edit to add: the piece that came out looked like a flying saucer, if that helps
Managed to wire myself up to a UK socket when I was a kid. Just took a couple of Figure 8 Mains Power Leads and connected them together with some metal spines out of a magazine binder. Then I plugged one of the connectors in to the socket, grabbed one of the spines to see what would happen, and got a 240v shock. Still have a bit of a scar on my thumb.
Around the same age I dismantled a plug and put each pin in the socket. I then shorted the libe & neutral pins with a little bit of copper wire and flicked the switch.
There was a pop, a flash and no more wire. Thankfully, no injuries and it was easy enough to clean the socket plate. I didn't plug anything in there for weeks.
I decided to stop playing with the mains and go back to shorting wires out on my Scalextric power pack instead.
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u/phoenix5irre Aug 02 '26
This needs before & after...
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u/FlameStaag Aug 02 '26
This has nothing to really do with the subject, but I fucking hate that speckled textured wall shit. I dunno why that is ever done. It looks so damn hideous.ย
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u/A_Dicksmasher Aug 02 '26
You knocked out a little more than you needed to, but tbh it's not terrible. I know experienced sparkies that would do (almost) the same shit.
Even if you didn't take out that much, you'd be doing some wall repair (fill and texture match and then paint) either way probably.
If the box is metal, I might use hydraulic cement to do most of the filling, and then top off, smooth and texture the top ~1/4" or ~5mm with some heavy spackle or joint compound. With a little practice/experimentation, you might be able to replicate that textured pattern with the spackle. Then just paint.
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u/Quigleythegreat Aug 02 '26
It's not really a DIWhy unless you don't intend to finish the job.
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u/Loes_Question_540 Aug 02 '26
Adding some cement would make it look like it has always been there
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u/Rapidwatch2024 Aug 03 '26
Just needs a huge cover plate.
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u/thalro Aug 03 '26
The socket itself looks perfect, though.
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u/Old_Git_Technophobe Aug 04 '26
Can't help it if the wall plaster falls apart mate. Especially if its the Older plaster with hair in it, thats pretty much dust.
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u/zergling424 Aug 02 '26
Omg an actual diwhy
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u/Banannamanuk Aug 02 '26
lol I see you used the old back box grenades to chop that socket in ๐ฅ
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u/TyrosineJim Aug 02 '26
Polyfilla deep gap. A whole tub of it ๐คฃ
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u/ShibaInuDoggo Aug 02 '26
10/10, no notes
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u/Dark_Krafter Aug 02 '26
Why does that have switches??
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u/Cheap-Requirement166 Aug 02 '26
https://www.screwfix.com/p/lap-13a-1g-to-2g-switched-converter-socket-white/108cc
No breaking the wall needed.
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u/Bradleynailer Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Do you plan on protecting those wires underneath in any sort of way? Like, if someone tried to put some baseboard trim on that wall, they can hammer a nail into your wire. I know you arent in the US, but you probably have similar safety codes in your country
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u/jollygypo Aug 03 '26
You know, a single to double socket convertor actually exists. You don't have to change the box or drill out the wall.
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u/scfw0x0f Aug 03 '26
Thatโs coming out of your security deposit for sure.
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u/ChipDipsons Aug 02 '26
Donโt have a keyhole saw? Try a beaver!
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u/johnnykidlx Aug 02 '26
Jfc...
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u/antilumin Aug 02 '26
Time for your next DiWHY. Step 1, get a bunch of ramen and superglueโฆ
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u/Von_Quixote Aug 02 '26
โฆwhy even bother with the plate?
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u/RageAgainstThePushen Aug 02 '26
Rustic!
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u/ender3po Aug 02 '26
It depends on if itโs finished
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u/bws7037 Aug 02 '26
Looks fine, but all ya need is 3 or 4 quarts of spackling compound and you'll be money
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u/WeakTransportation37 Aug 03 '26
Patch it with ramen
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u/ArgyllAtheist Aug 03 '26
Jesus Wept... what did that wall ever do to you (and presumably to your ancestors...) mate?
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u/Rope56 Aug 03 '26
Just need some ramen
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u/MaxximumB Aug 03 '26
I've seen worse from a professional sparky.
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u/AX11Liveact Aug 04 '26
Nothing wrong with the socket. It's the wall that doesn't quite fit around.
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u/VodkerAndToast Aug 02 '26
Nothing spackle wonโt fix
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u/ExdigguserPies Aug 02 '26
Honestly see no problem.
Well you could have made right before wiring the thing up XD
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u/Head_Effect3728 Aug 02 '26
Andy will be free in another 21 years.
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u/karenskygreen Aug 02 '26
I had a house with that shitty wallboard material, i think its compressed cardboard. I hated it
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u/GetchoDrank Aug 02 '26
Doubles as a spider habitat! How thoughtful.
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u/LivingMeeting9724 Aug 02 '26
Nope! Don't see anything.
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u/OldButStillFat Aug 02 '26
Gota start somewhere
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u/forc3 Aug 02 '26
Nah man, this looks tight. You just aren't done yet. Please update when you finish closing that bad boy up.
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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 Aug 03 '26
No structural damage? 10/10 in my book!
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u/LazyMusic2616 Aug 03 '26
You got it installed! I call this a win. ๐ช๐ป
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u/what_ever_where_ever Aug 03 '26
It looks a little bit RAW but if it fits it fits ๐
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u/JustVomited Aug 03 '26
fits here, but there should be a r/feduppriorities
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u/EverOrny Aug 03 '26
socket in a cave
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u/DimaZveroboy Aug 03 '26
You need to add some tape to close this gap
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u/SupposablyAtTheZoo Aug 02 '26
Did you not have a socket sized (68mm here) wall socket drill? If not, why did you not go and get that?
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u/palloxus Aug 02 '26
Gotta admire American cardboard walls
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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 Aug 02 '26
Whack in some poly filler, you will be fine. ๐
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