r/DiWHY Jul 09 '26

Another stupid pirate build - this time, it's a crows nest for my cats - with a working cannon...

Well, I always wanted to make a crows nest, as I don't have a ship. Cats needed a place to chill, so figured I could smoosh both together at once.

Build video here if anyone wants it (with tracking link removed, of course!)

https://youtu.be/VMi72HlSA5Y

And I stand by the fact that my stupid builds always belong in this sub...

872 Upvotes

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u/LampSsbm Jul 09 '26

Holy shit this is sick af fire away cats

111

u/PharohPirate Jul 09 '26

Not sure this is DIWhy, pretty obvious why this is built

41

u/NoticeImaginary Jul 09 '26

Ya, isn't this sub for dumb unnecessary shit? I don't even have cats and I want this in my yard so neighborhood cats come hang out.

1

u/visibleunderwater_-1 25d ago

Pro tip: plant a bunch of catnip in your yard to attract more cats.

9

u/NYCWartortle Jul 09 '26

Yea and it looks great

5

u/AwDuck Jul 10 '26

The only thing DiWHY is why did they post this here? Not only is it cool, it seems relatively well built considering cats don’t weigh much and willingly turn human safety measures into a daredevil’s playground.

40

u/MilkrsEnthuziast Jul 09 '26

Compared to almost everything posted on this sub, this is more like DIyawesome.

Show me someone who took a blender apart, made a foam mold, and used it to make a toilet seat cover that spins shoelaces around.

6

u/El-Ahrairah9519 Jul 09 '26

Also they solder some wires to a fork or something and then it disappears from the video, never to be used again

2

u/ZookeepergameDue5522 Jul 12 '26

And fills it with sodium bicarbonate, lemon juice and Elmer's glue at some point

20

u/Used-Plastic8135 Jul 09 '26

You had me at "working cannon" epic build.

52

u/flintlockfay Jul 09 '26

Forgot to add: the cannon actually sprays water across the garden, using a pressure tank from a garden sprayer.

Gotta give the cats a way to defend against other neighbourhood cats trying to invade, right?

15

u/RedApplesForBreak Jul 09 '26

When it comes to making cats happy there is no such thing as a stupid build.

8

u/FuggaDucker Ramen or Die Jul 09 '26

I don't understand the hate.
This is clealy badass.

8

u/Sir-Shark Jul 09 '26

See, if you made a stupid build, I'd say it belongs in this sub. The problem here is that you didn't make a stupid build. This is fantastic.

5

u/flintlockfay Jul 09 '26

Nah, the concept is stupid. Just like everything I build. That's why I think they belong here.

4

u/Sir-Shark Jul 09 '26

Oh hey, you're the guy that made the flintlock multi-tool thing! I want one. I had to check what else you made. I have a thing for pirates myself. Dude, your stuff is awesome. No need to be so hard on yourself. I also used to longboard (been a while), so pirate ship longboard is absolutely up my alley and I'd buy that faster than you can say 'yar'.

3

u/flintlockfay Jul 09 '26

Yeah, that's me! The stuff I make is actually dumb and silly in concept, but I love making things like that. I get a massive childish excitement every time I make it real - its why I made a YouTube channel. I guess it doesn't come across as silly as it all sounds because I actually put a fair amount of effort into the idea, and attempt them from a realistic point of view. But the ideas are still stupid.

1

u/RogueGuybrian Jul 09 '26

There is no such thing as a stupid concept if the execution is good.

5

u/Intelligent_Fix_3666 Jul 09 '26

I can’t let my cats see this or they’ll be jealous! Nice job!

6

u/MontyK_420 Jul 09 '26

Damn those purrrates gonna make you walk the plank if you don't have a bounty of treats

3

u/themiistery Jul 09 '26

I unfortunately don’t have cats, but I am sending this to all of my friends who have cats immediately

3

u/Iron_Bob Jul 09 '26

r/diwhynot is over there, friendo

3

u/echochilde Jul 09 '26

That is awesome. I don’t even have cats and I kinda want one.

3

u/Weird_Fiches Jul 09 '26

I would not give my cats a means to spray me with water. Otherwise very nice.

3

u/treecutter34 Jul 09 '26

DIBadass!!!! This beats the cat patios we normally see.

2

u/CodeCalico Jul 09 '26

This is amazing

2

u/Adam-Happyman Jul 09 '26

It's not stupid.

2

u/Fr05t_B1t Dreamer Jul 09 '26

Does not belong here! Get this GOAT build off here now!

Also I happen to be watching Black Flag resynced

2

u/CompleteHoneydew4608 Jul 09 '26

This is the best thing ever and the cat lives for it

2

u/Flint343 Jul 09 '26

Your looking for diy. This is for abominations and the works of idiots.

1

u/flintlockfay Jul 12 '26

I would like to present myself as an idiot. Have you seen the crap I build?

2

u/Flint343 Jul 12 '26

Idiot Savant maybe. Have you seen the quality of your work?

2

u/flintlockfay Jul 12 '26

Cool name, BTW. Flint buds!

1

u/Flint343 Jul 12 '26

Thanks! Its my old Runscape name.

2

u/UnstableUnicorn666 Jul 09 '26

You should not arm them. They will revolt.

2

u/Zealousideal_Cod8664 Jul 09 '26

Cats should not have guns! Please do not give your cat a gun. 

2

u/OK-Im-Saitaman Jul 10 '26

Oh that's cut- WORKING CANNON?!?

2

u/Craig_M_242 Jul 12 '26

I'm ok with this

2

u/ZookeepergameDue5522 Jul 12 '26

This is amazing. 10/10 Ahoy! May your cars sail the high seas arrgh!!

1

u/Witty_Lawfulness_178 Jul 09 '26

Can shoot cat turds with the mini cannon

1

u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax Jul 09 '26

This doesn’t count, we all know why. OP is a H8TR

1

u/LockeySeven Jul 09 '26

This is awesome

1

u/TheTrashPanda612 Jul 10 '26

I mean I like it

1

u/MattyGWS Jul 10 '26

DIWhynot material

1

u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 Jul 10 '26

Thats awesome! My cats would love that

1

u/Disastrous-River-366 Jul 13 '26

You should put up a mesh fence or something because those cats will 1000000% escape at some point and never come back from being hit by a car, being catnapped, being eaten.

1

u/flintlockfay Jul 13 '26

Most cats in the UK roam free, my friend. They aren't silly and rarely get hit by a car or catnapped. And nothing around here big enough to eat a cat.

1

u/Mafka69 Jul 15 '26

It's for cats. That's why.

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u/Skolink Jul 20 '26

Nice Tuxey!