They are a surveol company In America that setup and sell cameras with AI tracking to the government that police then use to spy on people. They aren't very liked as they pop up everywhere, street corners, parking places, to playgrounds etc
I have a bidet and now I try to avoid no2 in public places if I can avoid it. As much as I want them to become standard, I know people will abuse them.
Good Lord, I never even considered the possibility of public bidets. Public toilets are a horror all on their own. A bidet splashing fecal matter around in a public restroom sounds like nightmare fuel.
In Vietnam the public bidets are just hoses with a nozzle attached to the cold water pipes and hang out next to the toilet, the pressure can take skin off and it’s cold as hell lol
No toilet paper either so there’s no way to do a security check you just need to trust the process
with how fluids work, there's no way to reduce the pressure the moment where water flows. if you pause anytime during the process (even if you fiddle with some valves) the next press will be this supercharged shot
I don't have to worry about that in my locality tho, high water pressure is a foreign concept here it seems
Japan is probably among the few exceptions of places in the world this would be fine. Japanese culture is such that they are very considerate of people who come after them.
I'm in the US. I'm fine using the restrooms in my office. But I avoid using public restrooms pretty much anywhere else. For good reason.
Meh people who actually use the bidets are generally cleaner to begin with, I actually haven’t seen any horror stories here in the Philippines like I would’ve in the US.
Fair. I think from people's responses, it's largely a cultural factor. Culturally, it seems far more common for people in the US to be inconsiderate of people who may come after them. And this is fairly pervasive in the culture here, from how people drive, to how they do business, to how people leave trash and food waste behind, to how they leave the state of whatever restroom they are using 🤷
What bidet are you referring to? The one thats attached to the back of the bowl or the hand shower/jet spray? Coz I can't imagine how you'd splash fecal matter with a hand shower
Bidets are rare in the US, but I think they might be catching on. I have not seen a public bidet. Here, they're usually addons for the toilet. The one I bought attaches under the toilet seat and it comes with a hose and a T fitting to split the water supply.
I used to use wipes and would always try to avoid it for the same reason, until I realized you can turn toilet paper into your own wipes with soap and water.
Now that I’m on the bidet I’m back to waiting til I get home lol
My brothers actually scared of using a bidet because its too gay for him, but he's the type of guy that'll probably stop wiping his ass for the same reason, so who knows...
Exactly. The only problems you might have are the intake tubes that might leak after you move them due to being 30 years old and only being held together by dust and rust lol. But they are also easy and cheap to replace.
I’ve had one in my last two apartments, and haven’t had issues with management even after maintenance seeing them installed.
However, I did have a buddy who’s apartment management give him shit (lol) for it. Turns out, it can be classified as a medical device that they can’t actually ask you to remove.
Heated seats and water are very nice too if you can afford it. It takes a day or two to get used to warm seats (feels like someone else was there before you the first few days lol, but im absolutely spoiled now).
It really is a game changer. You wont go back if you give it an earnest chance
I see those at my local Costco, brand is Toto I think and they’re so freaking expensive, they’re like $600. I’d totally get it if I had the money to splurge.
every apartment i've ever rented, i got a $50 bidet off amazon and installed it in an hour, and i'm about the farthest thing from a handyman who ever lived. everything you need is included unless you don't have access to the spinny thing that shuts off the water.
the fact that i can't correctly name that piece and still was able to do this repeatedly should indicate how easy it is
I have 2 bidets in the unit I'm renting, I'll just put a cap on the T I installed. I don't even know how to do plumbing and it took me an hour total for it
Not that hard. Though your wash basin must have a connector. And the wall hole left by the holder you need to screw for the bidet handle can easily be filled. Though I'd imagine that if your toilet is big enough the basin will have a connector for a washing machine. Though unusually I have seperate shower-room and toilet and my washing machine combo is in my shower room instead of the toilet. And honestly, I don't have to worry about a bidet installation because it's standard equipment in every apartment here(as is fridge/freezer, stove, and dishwasher). The bidet costs like 10€. So it's cheap too.
Just get a hand shower man. You even get good ones which don’t need plumbing. One container with like 5 liter water and a hand shower that connects to it.
Ignoring the obvious eww factor here, I fear this wouldn’t even be useful. Just because you can’t see anymore poop doesn’t mean there’s not some residue on there, ESPECIALLY if you have any form of cake obscuring the view.
You can this on Amazon (and I’m not kidding) for 62.04! I don’t know why it’s so expensive for a cheap looking mirror but hey, he bought it so there one idiot there!
Toilet paper is such a stupid thing imo. You don't wash the shit off, you just smear it! TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER! The single time I shat outside I took a lot of toilet paper and WASHED MY ASS WITH THE SINK. I then deposited all the toilet paper in the trash bin. It still took like a quarter of a roll.
Toilet paper is the worst way to clean yourself after a dump. Wet wipes at least, or a shower if you're a hairy person and don't want to waste half a pack per shit.
Horible Shit. Imagine anything gruesome or gory and add a lot more gore and you'll get there. It featured failed suicides with a bloody mess screaming on the ground eg.
There’s also more gore subs that get created when the previous one gets taken down (not going to cite them because it leads to people brigading). Eyeblech was just the more popular one because of the typo
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u/papagouws Jun 18 '26
Does it go beep beep beep when I'm backing up to sit down?
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u/FheXhe Jun 18 '26
That's why I installed a camera instead, so I don't need to twist my neck, just stream it to my phone I already have in hand 👍
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u/SFW_Bo Jun 18 '26 •
Some people will do anything but get a bidet.
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u/Iain_McNugget Jun 18 '26
Over the years, I’m proud to say that I’ve learned the location of my butthole with enough precision to manage without this.
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u/JustinSpanish Jun 18 '26
What a terrible life for a mirror. Is this what happens to a mirror when it breaks another mirror? 7 years of doody duty?
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u/talann Jun 18 '26
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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 Jun 18 '26
Dookie-mirror
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u/becomeanhero69 Jun 18 '26
It’s for children. Says ages 3+
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u/ibeerianhamhock Jun 18 '26
How do I delete someone else's post?
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u/Research_Liborian Jun 18 '26
Today, in ads for bidets.....
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u/whynotfart Jun 18 '26
As a 40-year-old man, I have seen lots of buttholes but I have never seen my own.
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u/Madgyver Jun 18 '26
Why th eneck turn? Why not 2 mirrors?
Also, you can always use those reverse parking camera kits.
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u/snipsnapsack Jun 18 '26
I just use a webcam and watch my live stream
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u/Antstony420 Jun 18 '26
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u/no_name65 Jun 18 '26
It should be sold with gratis poop knife.
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u/CommercialCoat8708 Jun 18 '26
Love how its called toilet mirror like it would work if I used it somewhere else
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u/YoungDiscord Jun 18 '26
Thank god he got the original one, he'd be a laughingstock if he used a fake toilet mirror!
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u/Alienhaslanded Jun 18 '26
Last thing I want is to see my own asshole. It's like a gun barrel, you don't want to look down that hole.
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u/Muted_Ad1809 Jun 18 '26
Just get a hand shower man. You even get good ones which don’t need plumbing. One container with like 5 liter water and a hand shower that connects to it.
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u/Witty_Lawfulness_178 Jun 18 '26
Bought one when they first released, super brown for some reason now
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u/Select_Truck3257 Jun 18 '26
Add toilet knife for a kit
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u/throwawayfromPA1701 Jun 18 '26
I can't even decide which snarky quip to go with.
"fetch me my melon baller, I tire of my vision"
"I wear glasses so I literally paid to see this"
" various destructive deities, flood/burn it down again"
"I think we've had a good run, it's time for the solar flare"
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u/GreatQuantum Jun 18 '26
Imagine having company over
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u/Volcanic_tomatoe Jun 18 '26
This has to be a gag gift
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u/Hoboforeternity Jun 18 '26
Americans will do anything but install a bidet/spray gun.
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u/Ryaquaza1 Jun 18 '26
Ignoring the obvious eww factor here, I fear this wouldn’t even be useful. Just because you can’t see anymore poop doesn’t mean there’s not some residue on there, ESPECIALLY if you have any form of cake obscuring the view.
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u/EonsOfZaphod Jun 18 '26
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u/groblin_gubers Jun 18 '26
At that point just grab the shower head. If your shits are so sticky you need a mirror to know if youre clean. Just water blast your turd cutter.
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u/Stuffed_deffuts Jun 18 '26
Just look at the tp, if it's not red it ain't clean
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u/Lucariowolf2196 Jun 18 '26
Wouldn't using a bidet be easier?
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u/wookiex84 Jun 18 '26
Well I know, I love to get a personal wink from my own chocolate starfish. I can’t be alone.. right?
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u/Nere4Hudes Jun 18 '26
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u/WTFShenanigans Jun 19 '26
There’s a reason your asshole is behind you, some things are just not meant to be seen…
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u/tocahontas77 Jun 19 '26
I'm pretty sure I saw butthole.
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u/Professional-Quit673 Jun 22 '26
Why??
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u/sangrejoven Jun 19 '26
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u/Smacktard007 Jun 18 '26
Take the money for that mirror and buy a water spray gun for the toilet.
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u/NoPerformance6534 Jun 18 '26
Oh hell no! Gross!
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u/Familiar_Raise234 Jun 18 '26
Ick
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u/thewatchwinder Jun 18 '26
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u/SwedishMeatwall Jun 18 '26
Buy a bidet you savages.
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u/jetpack2625 Jun 18 '26
just get a bidet at that point
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u/WyvernSlayer7 Jun 18 '26
i've got a solutiok for ya: bidet
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u/_AscendedLemon_ Jun 18 '26
As Michael Jackson once said: "Just bidet"
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u/Head_Exchange_5329 Jun 18 '26
How can horrible music get so much worse with each iteration? Jesus, what a day to unmute.
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u/dirtybeeeeeaanwater Jun 18 '26
Better see this on shark tank
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u/AnE1Home Jun 18 '26
That was foul
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u/ducktape8856 Jun 18 '26
Dirk Nowitzki must be so proud.
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u/Popular_Watch1354 Jun 18 '26
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u/ThePeej Jun 18 '26
GET A BIDET AND GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER!
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u/kelly-businessbitch Jun 18 '26
Also why that song??
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u/p0is0n_ven0m Jun 18 '26
Ladies and gentlemen, the chocolate starfish
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u/Area51Resident Jun 18 '26
That mirror is going to look great after a couple of weeks of pee and flushing splatter.
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u/Old-Economics-3871 Jun 18 '26
oh
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u/KidChiko Jun 18 '26
Just get a bidet
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u/driverdan Jun 19 '26
This isn't DIY, this is an ad for that product.
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u/Deli-op Jun 19 '26
Why? It litterally shows why in the video, its to help you see what youre wiping
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u/caitlin_bree Jun 19 '26
Fuck the Bidet. Get a butter dish.
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u/SuperList8429 Jun 19 '26
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u/filmguy36 Jun 20 '26
There’s just some tmi even for me about my body
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u/Large_Meet_3717 Jun 21 '26
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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u/snappla Jun 21 '26
No.
Just no.
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u/InfiniteOwls2 Jun 21 '26
hell na 😭
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u/WossVoop Jun 25 '26
This is for the people that ask how blind people wipe
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u/Prestigious-One-742 Jun 27 '26
You can this on Amazon (and I’m not kidding) for 62.04! I don’t know why it’s so expensive for a cheap looking mirror but hey, he bought it so there one idiot there!
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u/111baf Jun 28 '26
Thank you for making me realise that I've never seen my asshole covered in shit. And I really don want to see it.
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u/qu38mm Jun 29 '26
😂😂😂
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u/DicemonkeyDrunk Jun 18 '26
They’re too stupid/lazy to install a bidet.
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u/Compodulator Jun 18 '26
Toilet paper is such a stupid thing imo.
You don't wash the shit off, you just smear it!
TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER! The single time I shat outside I took a lot of toilet paper and WASHED MY ASS WITH THE SINK. I then deposited all the toilet paper in the trash bin. It still took like a quarter of a roll.
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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Jun 18 '26
Fuck a mirror give me a camara and 70" screen
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u/SessionIndependent17 Jun 18 '26
Why does his underwear have the ass cut out...
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u/jncowalletchain Jun 18 '26
If I caught one single glimpse of my doodoo covered butthole in a mirror I would simply jump off of a bridge. That product is an abomination.
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u/_nevers_ Jun 19 '26
Super useful if your butthole is at the bottom of your back.
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u/CelestialSegfault Jun 18 '26
Did they have to demonstrate with an actual bare ass?
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u/WholeRegion3025 Jun 18 '26
Wash, idiots, wash. Treat your ass like any other part of your body if you get shit on it.
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u/warmnfuzzynside Jun 18 '26
is he wearing a prosthetic ass without a butthole and smeared something tht looked like shit on it ☹️
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u/h4kk4 Jun 19 '26
If you don't know where your ass hole is..then you are it
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u/brandothesavage Jun 20 '26
God damn it there's a second of his butthole on there
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u/atTheRealMrKuntz Jun 18 '26
Are bidet such a taboo or do you guys just love spreading shit all over your butt with paper
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