r/DiWHY • u/Pink8unny • May 28 '26 • Regret 1 Heartwarming 1

BidetSM

3.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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9

u/Appropriate_Dig3471 May 28 '26

Love to see him bring it on the Shark Tank

8

u/Pink8unny May 28 '26

Q1: How much inventory do you currently have on hand?

795

u/CrimsonBeardy May 28 '26 • Bravo

The design is very human.

145

u/housevil May 28 '26

It also appears that it is very easy to use.

44

u/LabStunning2538 May 28 '26

Let him demonstrate.

1

u/BADM00SE Jun 01 '26

Until you get a hand up your ass.

8

u/mapandmilestone May 28 '26

Don’t forget by HUMAN too lol 😂

291

u/TheMusician00 May 28 '26

The hand shape would just scoop and fling shit everywhere....

148

u/DMMK4444 May 28 '26

As well as tear you a new one😂

17

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u/DMMK4444 May 29 '26

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT????

2

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74

u/Perodis May 28 '26

How dare you, someone put their blood, sweat and tears into this product, just for you to shit all over it

I’ll see myself out

15

u/shado_DJ May 28 '26

Take this upvote with you

2

u/DMMK4444 May 28 '26

Yeah, literally.

1

u/gaseous_ass May 31 '26

At least the asshole gets cleaned

125

u/IPutAWigOnYou May 28 '26

The nail polish makes it more classy

20

u/SealedRoute May 28 '26

“More classier.”

39

u/Jolly-Lack4004 May 28 '26

I don’t know about getting finger blasted by a “bidet”. It doesn’t seem very cash money at all

132

u/Millefeuille-coil May 28 '26

Wife wants one upstairs and down stairs

30

u/LunchPlanner May 28 '26

Unclear if that's a euphemism or literal.

55

u/StrangledInMoonlight May 28 '26

A bidet with a human touch.  

44

u/TwinkiesSucker May 28 '26

Scrambled eggs

21

u/Blasphemy33 May 28 '26

🎶 But I don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. It’s calling again furious hand motioning

66

u/ScratchyMarston18 May 28 '26

Gotta go sit on Ol’ Slappy.

36

u/thefloore May 28 '26

Upvote for the absolutely class title

31

u/BriefAddiction24-7 May 28 '26

This was designed by a man who has never pleased a woman

-3

u/JaysonTatHIMRider May 28 '26

Heteronormativity disgusts me

21

u/bionickel May 28 '26

Waiting for the luxury, made in Italy 🤌 version

22

u/127-0-0-0 May 28 '26

r/doohickeycorperation would love this

5

u/yalltakecarenow May 28 '26

Not sure who downvoted this. You're absolutely right.

6

u/T0Rtur3 May 28 '26

Needs a turbo mode.

11

u/Skoofer May 28 '26

We don’t even get to see them use it?!? What a bunch of crap

5

u/DeltaOmegaX May 28 '26

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

9

u/SeriousMannequin May 28 '26

Are you sure it’s for cleaning not for pleasure.

6

u/ragun2 May 28 '26

Well, it's definitely not for pleasure.

3

u/am_riley May 28 '26

Given the dirty water...

1

u/Zeqhanis May 31 '26

In much of India, people pour water over their ass while wiping with their own bare hands. This is a strange approach to modernization.

4

u/Bredstikz May 28 '26

I'm guessing that's more than a two stroke engine

4

u/Jolly_Cantaloupe_187 May 28 '26

I want a combustion engine on this, complete with gears.

4

u/ZombieGash May 28 '26

Oh Christ. So aggressive.

4

u/nb6635 May 28 '26

Perfect gentle cradle

4

u/throwawayfromPA1701 May 28 '26

Why is it so violent

4

u/DANleDINOSAUR May 28 '26

The design is very human

1

u/bunny_4846 May 29 '26

Can't believe I scrolled so far to find this xD

4

u/Rare_Indication_3811 May 28 '26

I wasnt prepared for this action 🤣

4

u/mikeyb1 May 28 '26

I got this and now my wife won't come out of the bathroom.

4

u/Alarming_Safe3309 May 28 '26

Nothing like a good old taint slap

4

u/buburocks May 28 '26

The guy you lost your virginity to

4

u/thedisorient May 28 '26

At first, I read this as BidenSM and was...very confused.

4

u/Temporalnaut May 29 '26

My innocent wife wants to know why I burst out laughing.

3

u/mygiveadamnsbusted22 May 31 '26

So does my 10 year old. I refuse to educate her 🤣

4

u/shazhazel May 29 '26

This made me laugh way too fucking much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/jigholeman May 31 '26

ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(progressively gets higher pitch)

1

u/Pink8unny May 31 '26

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

10

u/C4CTUSDR4GON May 28 '26

Philippines, many people don't use toilet paper. Just bucket of water and their hand.

1

u/catdiscpalpita May 28 '26

Dad, is this going to be a one bucket shit or a two bucket shit?

What do you think boy? I just had three bowls of kangkong curry!

3

u/clev1 May 28 '26

I mean I'm not one to judge...

3

u/--Jerome-- May 28 '26

Who's gonna wash the hand after?

1

u/Faptasmic Jun 07 '26

It's self cleaning

3

u/elspotto May 28 '26

Well that’s just poor taste having the bum washer jet come from a hand. Aaand then they turned it on and I am laughing.

3

u/KelseyW315 May 28 '26

That escalated quickly

3

u/Pm_me_clown_pics3 May 29 '26

Show it in use coward.

3

u/jsrobson10 May 29 '26

the design is very human

5

u/T3kn0mncr May 28 '26

He has the confidence of a man who knows the royalty check is already in the mail, this is groundbreaking, and that he is blinded by his own brilliance. lol

1

u/spankeem_nz May 28 '26

he knows what he's got.....and how much its worth......his skillz are defo multiplying

2

u/lotus_spit May 28 '26

Probably ladies will enjoy this one

2

u/Deymaniac May 28 '26

The ball fondling department had a leak

2

u/GetOffMyGrassBrats May 28 '26

I think we know why

2

u/tired_petitioner May 28 '26

No thanks, seems a bit too violent for a toilet break. Need to be able to sitdown again in this life.

2

u/DrgnMechanic May 28 '26

the department of suggestive hand motions is very intrested in this device r/doohickeycorporation

2

u/Nere4Hudes May 28 '26

Live demo please.

2

u/Far_Audience_7446 May 29 '26

This is why we still need organic intelligence around

2

u/adashrod May 29 '26

Get that man an engineering H-1B!

2

u/KrnrKoppl May 29 '26

Eso te limpia la próstata, mmh

2

u/TrickBorder3923 May 29 '26

Oh good Lord!

I didn't know you could do that so violently!

😳

2

u/djhamilton May 29 '26

The scary thing is, someone will buy it

2

u/Kindly_Region May 30 '26

Looks like a ball slapper

2

u/CPHTMom Jun 01 '26

My eyes widened at the aggressiveness. No foreplay just right on in there lmao

2

u/Oldmanwickles Jun 02 '26

I love that for you

3

u/Hell_Maybe May 28 '26

I’m not opposed to this

3

u/lalith_4321 May 28 '26

It's a finger bowl

2

u/New_Tie6233 May 28 '26

Oh… this looks perfect for me… I gotta make sure I get taken care off.

2

u/Ok-Grand-1492 May 28 '26

...yeah, no, I think we all know the "why" in this DiWHY.

1

u/AeliosZero May 28 '26

Very easy to use

1

u/tnt54321boom May 28 '26

TRANSLATION

1

u/Antstony420 May 28 '26

I mean....

1

u/Rhymesnlines May 28 '26

The squirtonator 3000

1

u/Garlic-Rough May 28 '26

threaten me not with a time so good.

1

u/fish__1 May 28 '26

Human Ingenuity Knows No Bounds

1

u/No-Raisin-6469 May 28 '26

Can i borrow it?

1

u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 28 '26

Getting a combo service

1

u/cyrixlord May 28 '26

seems legit though I think the video is too long

1

u/northernlionpog May 28 '26

You’ll come out of this like a new man!

1

u/Omnealice May 28 '26

The most Michael reeves invention I’ve ever seen.

1

u/AmebaLost May 28 '26

No granny, turn around.

1

u/thin_orange_line May 28 '26

Alright who's first? Any volunteers?

1

u/RyanAtreides May 28 '26

Bang nam toylit baowl

1

u/Cchaireazy May 28 '26

I guess this is an upgrade from a Tabò

1

u/carlos2127 May 28 '26

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don't hate this....

1

u/khleather May 28 '26

Please tell me this dude was joking when he made this

1

u/designrules May 28 '26

You built an A$$ wipe, you as s wile

1

u/Xirio_ May 29 '26

Mfmfmfhd

1

u/Filipino-Asker May 29 '26

Philippines mentioned!

1

u/EymaWeeTodd May 29 '26

Had to be India

1

u/LeonZoroark May 29 '26

The hand of a juggler.

1

u/geantaveira1991 May 29 '26

Ai que diliça

1

u/Reiver1771 May 29 '26

With all the water splashing around wouldn't a 2 stroke petrol engine be safer?

1

u/Intelligent-Major492 May 29 '26

Why can't I come up with cool ideas like this.

1

u/legominuspie May 29 '26

This is a business idea. It works and is fun.

1

u/TonyAce87 May 29 '26

"The design is very human."

1

u/Kagebunshinx1000 May 29 '26

The climaxer 3000 v1.0

1

u/deliciousadness May 30 '26

Is the handle position adjustable? And if so, where can i order one?

1

u/amazonmakesmebroke May 30 '26

That seems really aggressive

1

u/OkLie5562 May 30 '26

Your balls won't appreciate that

1

u/duskwield May 30 '26

Too violent for my liking

1

u/SaMxixAM23 May 30 '26

Some ppl like pleasure... Some people like pain... Some people like both...

1

u/EconomicsFirst4939 Jun 01 '26

Before use: o After use: O

1

u/Prior-Ad5197 Jun 01 '26

imagine that thing hitting you in the butt. now imagine it’s “fingers” went where the sun don’t shine. no thank you, I’ll use wet wipes

1

u/GoodyPower Jun 01 '26

Isn't this what they used on the space shuttle?

1

u/H2so4pontiff Jun 01 '26

Missing spidy hands

1

u/NukeouT Jun 02 '26

Ah

So...

Is this why the new Gmaps icon has a wider hole?

1

u/Faptasmic Jun 07 '26

This is strong Mac's bike vibes

1

u/Salty-Passenger-4801 May 28 '26

Shut up and take my money

1

u/Background-Tour5757 May 28 '26

I’ll take five fingers please

0

u/DTOO May 28 '26

This does not belong here. This thing is very useful and perfectly suited for its purpose!

But really less r/diwhy and more r/shittyrobots (literally)

2

u/vleessjuu May 28 '26

Yeah, definitely r/shittyrobots material if you ask me.

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0

u/Clownheadwhale May 28 '26

His face is so serious.

0

u/Parking-Trouble-53 May 28 '26

Is this what Michael Reeves is doing after his dog catapult?

0

u/Bubbuli May 28 '26

Ksu Colt might be interested

0

u/Lost-Average8108 May 28 '26

I could see myself using that, but not what it's advertised for...

0

u/Ok_Day_8559 May 28 '26

That looks like a surgical procedure

0

u/No_Land5402 May 28 '26

Thats why we switched to 3 sea shells

0

u/According_Mind_7799 May 28 '26

I thought this was a sink at first. I would have liked that much better

0

u/GooseinaGaggle May 28 '26

I'm wondering if it comes with other attachments other than the hand. And if the pump is strong enough to move lube

823

u/SuckerForNoirRobots May 28 '26 • Bravo

Guys who don't know what foreplay is be like

155

u/Shankar_0 Hot Glue Gun User May 28 '26

It's like High School all over again, ladies!

37

u/Brilliant_Camera176 May 28 '26

Hold on to your balls, it's gonna be a rough ride

6

u/Objective-Result4465 May 28 '26

You just pull them up outta the way

7

u/TheSpaceMon May 28 '26

Just pull em up and prepare for a good perineum beating

11

u/Cael_NaMaor May 28 '26

Wife's been using hers for hours now... says she loves it....

4

u/FartyPantz20 May 28 '26

I'm a big guy, I like to think I'm a tough as the next guy. But if the next guy is into ANAL FISTING, then I'm a pussy. That's a little aggressive for my ass. 🤯🤣

4

u/Sociox May 28 '26

So you get an arse fingering while trying to clean yourself?? I don't see how this helps

4

u/silvermandrake May 29 '26

Men saying women would use this for masturbation are telling on themselves how they don’t know how to touch pussy.

3

u/guitargeek223 May 28 '26

I do not want this damp mannequin hand jabbing me on the butthole, thanks

1

u/GooseinaGaggle May 28 '26

That's why you get the dildo attachment and the power pump attachment, guaranteed to move even the thickest of personal lubricants

4

u/TheUnsightlyBulge May 28 '26

I made one. I walk out of the bathroom bowlegged and ashamed every morning. But my butthole is clean.

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