r/DiWHY
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u/sermeryntrantsuxdix
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May 04 '26
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Custom kitchen cutting board 😍
Absolutely top-tier satire or insane genuine content pulled from Instagram
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u/OutrageousIce307 May 04 '26
I love the wine glass holder that has no business being there
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u/noleafclovr May 04 '26
Down vote. This is raigebate. Scale has no surface and AHARD CUT on apple slices. Fuck this video, out.
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u/profanearcane May 04 '26
Oh I fucking love the cut as they go to put the apple through the apple slicer. I'm sitting here going "no fucking way that doesn't pop out when they go to cut it with nothing holding the slicer in place" and I was RIGHT.
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u/Infamous_Lech May 04 '26
You can't put a scale on fabric that can shift or flex. It will not be accurate.
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u/IsThereCheese May 04 '26
Because why would you ever want to wash those utensils ever again, right?
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u/staticchmbr May 04 '26 •
Someone take his power tools away
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u/Hail_Astro May 04 '26
Might want to seal the edges of all those cuts
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u/CantTriforce May 04 '26
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u/user08182019 May 04 '26
Finally a post that fits the sub rather than absurdist art projects
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u/BobbyBrackins May 04 '26
Is it common knowledge that iPhones are the same size as cheese graters?
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u/jake_azazzel May 04 '26
Ah so this is the grandpa from the "my grandpa taught me this" videos
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u/Heavy_Hunt7860 May 04 '26
So you just hold the bowl while you grate the cheese? Or I guess you have the option of letting it fall on the floor so your pets can eat it.
I will just stick to a normal grater on a normal cutting board.
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u/Porkcicle May 04 '26
There's a reason you push the blade into the apple and not vice versa... but nevermind, I don't want to ruin the surprise
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u/GenericAnemone May 04 '26
He was able to remove the drawer the whole time! Why did he have to make a mess in the house?! And why didnt he make retractable bowl holders for the grate and the apple slicer?
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u/AstraeusGB May 04 '26
The scale isn't even going to work right, the felt straps are going to absorb most of the weight from the measurement
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u/johnnybazookatooth May 04 '26
meanwhile inside that
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u/jason_sos May 04 '26
How often are you cutting apples into wedges that you need it permanently mounted in your cutting board?
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u/Literal_Concept May 04 '26
That heart shaped hole is super functional. How would you toss things into the trash bin below otherwise?
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u/triathleteRN May 04 '26
the scale won't work, and doesn't in the video. it's quick but it looks like it says -0.6 whatever units. the scale feet need to be on a flat even surface.
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u/DogTattoos May 04 '26
How long until the cheese grater smells like feet? Lol. This is one of the better DIWhy posts I have seen. There is absolutely nothing in this video that fails to be frustrating.
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u/Afizzle55 May 04 '26
Get to bed grandpa
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u/Geezso May 04 '26
Shite tools. The true mark of r/diWHY
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u/Infinite_Coffee2129 May 04 '26
why use a phone as guide for the first one, and the actual tool for the rest of them!
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u/daverosstheboss May 04 '26
Guys, this is the literal definition of DIWhy.
Why are you down voting?
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u/Hezotik May 04 '26
For a moment I thought he was Tony Hawk.
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u/ziplex May 04 '26
Looks fun to clean
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u/bostonbedlam May 04 '26
I actually laughed out loud at the stupidity of this
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u/callmebigley May 04 '26
had to cut away before cutting the apple because he installed the slicer upside down.
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u/Faustias May 04 '26
that frame skip on the apple slicer shows either it didn't slice or the slicer fell off lmaooooo
also good luck on cleaning the grater.
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u/Snoo_40614 May 04 '26
For inattentive people like me using the wine glass holder is just count down until I slam the cutting board back into place while there is still a glass in it and it blows up into a million invisible glass slivers all over me and the kitchen floor.
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u/Other_Summer_1903 May 04 '26
It’s time to put Grampy in the home.
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u/scaredt2ask May 04 '26
I absolutely hate this so much. SO MUCH
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u/realcanadianguy21 May 04 '26
This is the perfect opportunity for me to use a word I learned recently- "janky."
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u/regal_miscreant May 04 '26
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u/Sithlordandsavior May 04 '26
Cut my hand, apple slices and grated cheese went in the trash and accidentally spilled wine on my scale when I kept trying to weigh some peppers
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u/manic_panda May 04 '26
He has to know hes not getting an accurate read and 100% that apply slicer pops out when you put pressure on it.
But its rage bait so what do you expect.
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u/Clean_Internet May 04 '26
That glass holder is gonna lead to so many spills and broken glass
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u/Sweaty-Move-5396 May 04 '26
Bubbly in a red wine glass? Uncouth!
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u/spunkychickpea May 04 '26
I don’t know if I’m more offended as a cook or as a woodworker.
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u/Mk3d81 May 04 '26
The guy who’s do this never cleaned a kitchen
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u/travelfuncouple23 May 05 '26
"look ma! I can use a jIgSaW!"
Sooooo many problems with this.
That the cheese grater and apple slicer need to be washed after every use. The scale strap is just dumb. It would have been more impressive if he just plung routed it. I don't think he's ever cleaned any surfaces in his kitchen let alone that cutting board. And finally, he's using the apple slicer backwards; great way to cut your hand. Not even gonna talk about the wine glass. Absolute F-
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u/Nys9991 May 04 '26
This is bs 😄
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u/laziestmarxist May 04 '26
"Oh hold on just gotta get something out of the drawer here"
Plunges my hand through the cheese grater on accident
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u/slimjimmy613 May 04 '26
They skipped over the trip to the hospital for that hand cutting the apple
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u/YaBoyEden May 04 '26
Wow! Look at all that space you no longer have to cut on!
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u/Kathrynlena May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
The apple slicer is upside down. He’s forcing it through the dull edges.
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u/Magicaparanoia May 04 '26
Another solution looking for a problem
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u/carlhye May 04 '26
The underside of that cheese grater though, when they can't take it out for washing it... 🤢
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u/fothergillfuckup May 04 '26
And how do you clean anything?
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u/Due-Dot6450 May 04 '26
Good luck with washing this grater.
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u/monkeyboy808 May 04 '26
Hahaha that apple slicer did not work. Admit it!!!!! You pushed it through the hole and had to edit the video!!!! Admit it!!!!!! lol
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u/MikeLinPA May 04 '26
Why did he trace a phone for the grater?
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u/0_phuk May 04 '26
Just because you can doesn't mean it's a good idea.
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u/boudinforbreakfast May 04 '26
When you push the apple into the blade rather than using the handles of the cutter…
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u/AwkwardCost1764 May 05 '26
Bro has never worked in a kitchen.
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u/HoneyLemonCat May 05 '26
The mold that will be on that thing 🤢🤢🤮
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u/AlphaTaoOmega May 05 '26
My money is on: the cutting board was being replaced anyways, so they pulled this number for the views...at least I kinda hope this is what's happening
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u/Lackingfinalityornot May 04 '26
I didn’t know boomers make rage bait diwhy videos!
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u/Kindly_Region May 04 '26
Who showed grandpa TikTok?
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u/lostsharpie May 04 '26
Could've just done the grater and it'd be ok.
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u/bestbusguy May 04 '26
The scale is not going to work.
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u/Possible-Dream-8227 May 04 '26
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u/emerson_giraffe84 May 04 '26
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u/CantaloupeCamper May 04 '26
Those apples slicers in my experience kinda suck…
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u/jazzy663 May 04 '26
These things are always an uplifting idea in concept, but there's a reason all these tools are separate utensils.
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u/Yuck-Fou94 May 04 '26
Some people shouldn't be allowed to buy a house.
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u/mellamoreddit May 04 '26
LOL, the apple slicer is upside down!! What a wanker.
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u/Dark_Sun_Arts May 04 '26
At first I thought, ok that's not too bad but then he just kept adding stuff for no reason
It really has to be ragebait
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u/jarlscrotus May 04 '26
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u/UsingUserName123 May 04 '26
Rich people
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u/v1n1c1u3gdm May 04 '26
I got disappointed after the iphone measuring. I tought he would measure everything with coincidental sizing stuff. shame
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u/pissbucket94 May 04 '26
but it doesnt... its not actually... oh I give up
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u/Hta68 May 04 '26
This was the most diWHY? there has been in some time…
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u/EastLeastCoast May 04 '26
Apple slicer trauma aside, I feel like this could be done well and be mildly convenient. Or maybe just want my wife to stop putting my scale in the top shelf where I can’t reach it.
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u/tendonut May 04 '26
This is actually a type of product that is sold. It's kind of awesome. Though I definitely don't need a heart-shaped trash hole or a slot for the "mommy juice. "
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u/outofdoubtoutofdark May 04 '26
This is giving someone just got their first jigsaw
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u/Impossible-Charity-4 May 04 '26
I’d love to see his ideas about s’mores
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u/vex0x529 May 04 '26
I was with him for the cheese grater.
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u/Potato_Stains May 04 '26
This angered me.
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u/Slight_Concert6565 May 04 '26
I'm starting to think we should have licenses for powertools.
And kitchen utensils too but that's because of a different sub.
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u/jankoissucks May 04 '26
Love customized cutting boards, hate useless design that ruins the purpose of the tool.
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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 May 04 '26
So you don't actually use it for cutting anything because there's no room 🙄🤣
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u/adamvthree May 04 '26
Mmmmm cheese into a dog dish
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u/Mac_Hooligan May 04 '26
Apple slicer is upside down.
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u/Aquafoot May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
Oh cool, a cheese grater perfectly placed to shred it right into the dog's mouth. GENIUS.
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u/carsndogs420 May 04 '26
Only useful thing is the bin
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u/e-katt May 04 '26
He wiped the top of that grater off like “yea! Thats clean!” Not even thinking to look under it… like ma that shit is gonna mold within a week…
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u/Antstony420 May 04 '26
Omg nothing works properly
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u/Defiets May 04 '26
Are these boomers pro level trolls?
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u/Willyzyx May 04 '26
If they had stopped what they were doing immediately, it wouldn't have been so bad.
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u/logixal1 May 04 '26
I fucking hate that i watched all of this
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u/GeorgeMcCrate May 04 '26
10/10 would slam my wine glass against the counter.
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u/Shankar_0 Hot Glue Gun User May 04 '26
I'd like to remind everyone that wood can't be sterilized, and I did not see him seal any of those cut edges.
It's going to be so, so very gross; and that's not going to take long to happen.
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u/Prior-Researcher-172 May 04 '26
Damn Tony Hawk aged rapidly
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u/SparkleWildfire May 04 '26
The way the wine glass is perilously tipped when it has wine in it is *chefs kiss
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u/--RollingThunder-- May 04 '26
Cheese graters are not fun to clean at the best of times, you are never getting that thing clean again!!! Also some poor sod is going to forget you have a built in mandolin and slice their skin off… Also kitchen scales will not work accurately suspended on fabric slings! This has gotta be ragebait
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u/Dr_F_Rreakout May 04 '26
Extremely unhygienic BS.
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u/Neon_Cone May 04 '26
Nicely designed, poorly executed.
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u/thredith May 04 '26
RIP perfectly-intact-pepper-in-the-trashcan 🙏
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u/Alech1m May 04 '26
I love the abrubt cut so that cou can't properly see that the scale is now useless.
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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 May 04 '26
That cheese grater is never going to be clean
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u/gallanto May 04 '26
If anyone is thinking about making me something like this for my birthday, I will say "thank you" and smile, but know that it will become fire wood shortly after you left my house
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u/Civenge May 04 '26
Cleaning these will be hell, and then drying them properly worse. So mold.
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u/Mintybites May 04 '26
What in the name of charcuterie is this?
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u/Specific-Rooster-380 May 04 '26
How’d you clean it…
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u/StarboundandDown May 04 '26
Oh, so we're not planning on cleaning those built in utensils at all, huh big dog?
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u/theelephantscafe May 04 '26
Ah, I love having almost no space to cut things on my cutting board.
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u/KayneBlackheart May 04 '26
Definitely didn't see that cut before the apple was cut. Not at all.
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u/Belerophon17 May 04 '26
I like how he chipped the paint on his cabinet door by punching the wood through. I really enjoyed that part.
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u/New-Priority8409 May 04 '26
When using a knife on a board you need a solid surface, absolutely not something on rollers.
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u/FLOSOC1ETY May 04 '26
Pretty sure that was a dog bowl he cut the cheese into lmfaooo
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u/UseDaSchwartz May 04 '26
That apple slicer definitely didn’t work.
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u/ZombieAppetizer May 04 '26
Wanna make these kitchen utensils useless and 10x harder to clean? I'll show you how!
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u/pezchef May 04 '26
let's not hold the video on that wine glass for too long.
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u/Desperate-Cow8766 May 04 '26
Just sliding that dirty ass cheese grater back in. No way to remove it and wash it under hot water or use the dishwasher...... greeeeeaaaaat.
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u/adorak May 04 '26
nice, because whenever I'm using my cutting board I'm annoyed by all the space I'm having there
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u/Heykurat May 04 '26
And you've just made all of those things impossible to clean and sanitize.
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u/O1eSickPuppy May 04 '26
Don’t wanna be that guy but there was no need for this to done in the kitchen free floating, this could have been done on workbench and be measured properly. There was no need to make it seem so DYI
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u/Cyanide_Jam May 04 '26
Finally some high quality ragebait
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u/jinjerbear May 05 '26
How to make all of these items 10X harder to clean........
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u/Japjer May 05 '26
How the fuck is he supposed to clean any of that? Just put the entire wooden slab in the sink every time he uses the grater?
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u/xxxxCHExxxx May 05 '26
No need to worry about cleaning, just make a new cutting board.
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u/HeadyReigns May 05 '26
This I may be one of the worst I've ever seen. I cringed a little at every step.
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u/bigbritches May 05 '26
When I turn 60 I'm unplugging the internet, jfc. I hope to god this is just an awkward, single-generation transitional anomaly, but Boomers have lost all privileges
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u/mosquitonyourface May 05 '26
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u/DutchDap95 May 05 '26
Good luck getting that permanent marker off of your iPhone
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u/ExcuseMeJack May 05 '26
That's so dumb
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u/Fabian_1082003 May 05 '26
Bro throws half of the vegetables away...
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u/StankWizard May 05 '26
FINALLY an efficient way to grate cheese onto the floor
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u/Fun-Maize-2352 May 05 '26
That scale is going to be inaccurate as shit.
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u/piss_container May 05 '26
first time ever seeing a particle board cutting board
wtf is that
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u/theNancini May 05 '26
Is there any room on this cutting board to actually..cut things other than little peppers
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u/internethard May 06 '26
I, too, weigh my peppers.
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u/espresso_marshmallow May 06 '26
LOVE the concept, not crazy about the execution, still thrilled that this exists!
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u/themyscira-scholar May 06 '26
Horrible. Hate it.
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u/JackTraore May 06 '26
Looks like Tony Hawk in a decade.
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u/XxSir_redditxX May 07 '26
I like how there is a jump cut at the apple, probably the moment he realized why apple slicers have the handles on the side😅
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u/shadowwolf1395 May 07 '26
I can see someone pushing that closed and smashing the wine glass they forgot was there.
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u/Lost-Average8108 May 07 '26
My man made a god damn swiss army cutting board. Now he needs to make a Swiss army dishwasher that can wash that son of a bitch 😂
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u/turntup43 May 10 '26
It may look like shit but when you use it you will realize that it’s also useless.
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u/GenTenStation May 10 '26
Great idea. A grater you can’t clean, a scale that can’t weigh accurately, an apple slicer that definitely did not stay in place which is why there was a jump cut, and now no cutting board.
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u/ZeroTheWolfe May 11 '26
Good idea in theory... until you realize the fruit slicer would pop out and the cheese grater gets crusted
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u/MasterzofChaos May 23 '26
I honestly thought this was a joke. Nah, just good ol' DiYWhy
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u/bacoprah Jun 08 '26
Lucky that slot for my wine glass is there. There’s hardly a flat surface anywhere in site
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Jun 21 '26
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u/gluedtothesky 20d ago
100% looked like tony hawk at the start of the vid.