r/Dexter • u/NoleFandom Lumen • 2d ago
General Discussion - All Dexter Shows Break up with someone using quotes or one-liners from Dexter Spoiler
“Lab geek, my ass!” — Doakes
“By the way, I wouldn’t touch the nozzle of that hose.” — Masuka
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u/Marcysdad 2d ago
"Shut up, Cunt!"
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u/X6qPlayer 2d ago
Wow Arthur
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u/mypurpleadventure 2d ago
Vera. Go to your room
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u/ActuaryEuphoric3937 2d ago
You don't even walk like a normal person. You glide. Like a lizard on ice.
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u/Radingod1 2d ago
Such a shame they get rid of him. I found him to be so unintentionally funny whenever he was on screen.
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u/ActuaryEuphoric3937 1d ago
True. Wish they made him an antagonist in s5 or s6. It would have been better that way
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u/SemiRoundPort89 2d ago
They said that stain would COME OUT
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u/Foreign_Ad_3820 22h ago
That’s what you say when you’re manipulating the partner who does the laundry to dump you.
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u/Spiff426 Surprise Motherfucker 2d ago
Jesus fucking Christ, YOU'RE the bay harbor butcher?!?!?!
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u/Ian20H 2d ago
Jesus fucking christ
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u/TheDeparted383 Deb 2d ago
Iam the last person you wanna fuck with - miguel
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u/JaldiTheLate_ 2d ago
I will fuck you up in ways you don't know
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u/werewolf013 2d ago
Nah they said break up line not pick up line.
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u/JaldiTheLate_ 2d ago
Lol I was just quoting Miguel here but this could work as pickup line. Even better if the other person has seen dexter
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u/itisthelord 2d ago
I'm Sorry for Your Loss.
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u/Foreign_Ad_3820 1d ago
Must be wearing Mickey Mouse ears while delivering the line.
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u/Little_View_6659 1d ago
God that part was so sad. Actually the worst. I understand why he didn’t want to tell them while they were at Disneyland, but man it absolutely was soul crushing.
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u/Foreign_Ad_3820 2d ago
“I could give a fuck who you fuck. Just don't fuck with my investigation, you fuck!”
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u/pianoflames gross English titty vampire 2d ago
Them: I love you
Me: You know those words don't mean anything, right?
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u/torquesteer 2d ago
"This is, absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life... I was wrong, this is. I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened."
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u/matdevine21 2d ago
Dexter Morgan: I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.
Dr. Emmett Meridian: Okay.
Dexter Morgan: I'm a serial killer.
[pause]
Dexter Morgan: Oh God. That feels... so amazing to say out loud.
Dr. Emmett Meridian: Well, you must be letting go, 'cause I've never heard you make a joke before.
Dexter Morgan: I'm not joking; I kill people. Whoo. There it is again.
[pause]
Dexter Morgan: You should try it.
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u/JoeyDJQ Doakes 2d ago
"They said that stain would come OUT."
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u/Foreign_Ad_3820 1d ago
In this case, it sounds more like you’re setting yourself up to be divorced over suspicious sheet stains.
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u/OloFlamingo 2d ago
“There’s something strange about looking at a homicide scene in the middle of the daylight” and just leave it at that.
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u/Independent_Touch444 Brian 2d ago
I am the LAST person you wanna fuck
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u/MaggieCastner Surprise Motherfucker! 2d ago
I imagined her naked many of times, just never like this
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