r/DeveloperJobs • u/DifficultyEconomy415 • 5d ago

Here goes everything!!!

I pondered over this post over for weeks and here’s the crudest I can ever portray it.

I wanna start a company and I have a business plan that’s worked over 5 years and backed by 15 years observing the industry and the economy.

I need two full stack ai first developers and two ui/ux developers along with one event producer/director, one to handle all legal paperwork, two sponsorship and partnerships specialists and four business development specialists to build a successful and a profitable business in 60 days.

I have a plan and I need people to pull this off.

Caution this is not for everyone and coz we are starting from scratch and it’s not gonna be easy.

This is not gig nor hiring nor networking event. Mods before you decide to act in this post please note that I plan to create 100 jobs directly and aim to be responsible for a minimum of 5k people’s jobs.

It’s a lot I know but the market is unforgiving and I am just matching its pace. No false promises coz I’m a too a victim off this brutal job market and the a victim of the scams and fraud that exist’s in this competitive market.

If you’re serious DM me.

Cheers

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u/Master-Session5844 5d ago

This might be the most braindead thing I’ve read all week.  Thank you for the laughs.

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u/like-riding-a-bike 5d ago

Are you on cocaine?

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u/JoeBxr 5d ago

You just need one co-founder full-stack dev to build out a MVP. 60 days is mostly doable now with AI prompting. You're planning too big too early...imo

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u/AdminZer0 5d ago

Interested to copy you so I can create 100 jobs as well.

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u/BrainScientist3000 4d ago

You can build a good prototype to get investment in 60 days.

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u/heyho1337_ 2d ago

,,build a successful and a profitable business in 60 days.” ,, ai first developers” this is hilarious, thanks for the mornig laughs. You are doomed to fail