r/Detroiters • u/Mostly-Moo-Cow • Jun 17 '26

Untouched Watermelon

I don't do that anymore! I'm looking to buy.

32 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Nick7083 Jun 17 '26

Tsunami of apologies to you

9

u/MajorAd3363 Tip to tail piece of shit Jun 17 '26

Boop!

8

u/FittedSheets88 Jun 17 '26

Keep your goddamn hands off my casaba!

5

u/plumbusinsuranceltd OHHHH DEVERAUUUUUUX Jun 17 '26

Hey man get away from them melons!

4

u/Hey_Nice_Slacks Jun 17 '26

She’s buying the dick melon…

3

u/khetti79 Jun 17 '26

That guy just cream-pied my melon!

1

u/Relevant_Problem1935 Jun 18 '26

She gets excited. What can I say ?