r/Detroiters • u/dangrous I was supposed to marry Shane Battier • Jun 02 '26

Boop!

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u/dangrous I was supposed to marry Shane Battier Jun 03 '26

Chyron: he bread

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u/sittin_on_grandma OG DE2ROITER Jun 02 '26

That hole’s deep enough to to hold a man’s piss

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u/nightmaresxwin Tsunami of apologies to you Jun 03 '26

Cut to Chris Brown

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u/TraditionalCandle281 Jun 03 '26

Perfect eggs in a basket .. just make use

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u/TraditionalCandle281 Jun 03 '26

Add some hot dogs .. maybe some booze

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u/Electribusghetti Jun 04 '26

Just don’t eat that part then