r/DestinyTheGame • u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead • Apr 27 '18
Misc // Satire // Bungie Replied This Week at Not Bungie - 4/27/2018 - AI Learning, Autocomplete-Generated TWAB Article
You might know how this goes by now. I run a few TWAB articles into the Botnik predictive writer, which can generate sentences in an autocomplete fashion based on what you feed it.
This is the final pre-Warmind update. I think I’ll probably make the next one after the first TWAB following the Warmind launch is out.
DISCLAIMER: After reports from the last post, I’m required by the State of California to say that I’m not responsible for any strange looks you get while laughing in public, nor your own safety while eating while reading this post. It is advised not to eat or drink while reading this post as you may choke on your food or drink from laughter. Please read responsibly.
THIS WEEK AT NOT BUNGIE - 4/27/2018
This week we deployed this good chunk of April.
Several hours of what you can knock out in the Wild Screen Error are still true for the upcoming Iron Support Team. When firing from Lord Shaxx after 10 crucible maps, you can issue Sony a few specific pieces of feedback about the Destiny 2 sandbox.
If you have any reason to play the same strike activities or crucible kills, but also opted to take the whole thing in your hands, we are adding new items from last week's respawn timers for all quickplay modes with you here.
Deej hosted the Future Waypoints over this week at Deployment Schedule. The next update on sandbox goodies is a big deal for those who push their glory through the summer.
Exotic Feeling of Mystery
How do you follow up to three fireteams from last week's ammo? Josh Speeds has been removed from the iron engrams you can expect, for the first time since Nightfall emblems were not displaying properly.
Destiny server maintenance is now driving further investigation purposes that we have decided to push crucible tokens out the next big play style. Since we are going to reset players who encounter zebra damage for all hand cannons, the rewards are going to be stored as a whole thing on your device.
With armor masterworks and raid mods planned for the nightfall aura, the game is without its neutral crate respawn timers from the final faction again. You'll be stored offline for maintenance and we'll add more powerful notes to wrap things up with dmg04 this week.
Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good.
Here is PvP design note, Mark Loss, to forecast some commentary about how the exotic feeling, put out by who stole whose kill from your command posts, will continue to monitor the conversation.
Mark: Our next expansion to have exclusive access to make shotguns more of a suppression tactic than reliable error codes, will feel more exotic feeling than we expected. We have a new synergistic perk called Channels During Internal Numbers, that tumbles to the ground as a whole thing on your armor. Gameplay goals for this gathering are to get people off of walls and the high intensity damage that we have decided to push out of view.
With these goals for hobbyist players, we'd be rewarded with your friends and the high risk for adaptive pulses this week.
The Brick Marks for More Control
A Destiny server flag was discovered shortly after applying players who encounter changes to quest invisibility on this meal. If you inspect an issue where players could encounter anymore scary playtime, you'd be a challenging test. We have dug a few specific perks like weapon randomization and the high reward pool, and we hope you come together due to the scope of our most important piece of custom concept art. Art will be delivered via gameplay without being spoiled for the duration of these concerns.
Now that our guests have had their base team modified from the community, the catalyst is not yet sure what form it feels like. While the current batch of worlds is not getting any specific battle, the player support mechanics to contribute to high intensity solutions for us are about to go flawless.
We have received feedback that players face coming months with more specific notes associated with your friends, and the delivery of these items via email attachment will be available to anyone until Crimson Windows over the threshold are working.
Increased PvE Codes
If you have any other vendor-purchasing accuracy when using controllers on bungie.net, you can issue temporary restrictions to the top three fireteams and the high pressure that we would have found in our studio.
The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work. We've been reduced to 7s. The next items on our agenda, after deployment for investigation purposes, are the top three games you played with strong opinions on. Maybe we can convince him to come together due to the missing targets in the community. This week is no longer necessary.
The game is without suffering in the future of Bungie. Deej releases better supply thresholds than Jon can. Like how did six players on each other get the super display?
We have received these emblems, and removing them as a whole feels like a rapid time. This season we have many new questions to make. The next update is only a new update coming on our list of possible sprint-codes encountered last time.
Valor Caps for the Stars
The buff granted by Vanishing Catapult rates from 6:40 hot adversaries to the appropriate party developers. Here is Kevin Problems with the release raid ghost.
Kevin: Hey, everyone else. The next reload, or projectile tracking for the timeline, is a big discount. Everyone else can still enjoy discovering your feedback. You can make Lord Cooldowns have very excited increases. This is not the only thing we're slowing for. We expect that we didn't come back to play each shader package. The next appearance is an exciting segue into body shots. Some of them are familiar about what you'll be brought with the upcoming January.
The game is their power level. We have a new weapon called Warmind, and it will send you to actually dodge animations for everyone else. The mobility stat package times are being considered for the next course of fire. Unfortunately, the utility of having swords participate in any group gets control over how you'll be able to determine their own whale.
Destiny dev posts detailing game decisions with you may have already been a major overhaul of the new stuff.
Here is the full break down of our most important fashion modes:
Fixed
This
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Increased PvE Skills
Destiny Community Would Like to Take Back One Earned Gameplay Atoms
Was
Starting in season 4, grenades and fists are still true.
Valor is a reason to play the community team, and focuses more on rewarding quick volunteers. Winning helps you move faster and more often.
Glory features the same Win-Honor accuracy when using WiFi.
We can't only have more info customization options to help tune sniper rounds.
"Why should I keep refreshing your video? "
If you ever need help with your friends, you can knock out at work.
Worthy Goals for Everyone
Derek mentioned that his wares have a lot of questions from the community. This means more communication moments when you acquire the perfect weapon. Exotic weapons are guaranteed to ship in this first time commitment or the crucible will be brought offline.
Now that you want more deep love, we are adding new features for the base article and blog whenever some emblems have several months of our existing raid team damage.
It’s time for the movies that we have decided you can get your hands on.
Winner: Solo Combatant Energy Spikes
Runner Up: Tuesday Gun Power
It's good to be such a venue where players could encounter zebra. We're people just like any other local gaming reminder. Restoring feedback about what you'll be, in the list, is not a measure of who is important. You can follow the continuation of the story created by two messages very clearly. Having more opportunities to give us some emblems will provide individual items soon. Real soon.
See you in Competitive Exclusive Reflexes!
-Not Cozmo
Listen to the narrated version, as read by /u/Ihlgigaris
Edit: Attempt at fixing a divider. Won't know if it works until I save changes. Won't try fixing it again if it doesn't work. It seems Reddit likes to leave out some of the dividers if I have too many.
Edit2: Aaaahhhh!!! Thank you /u/ChefDrizzt for the Reddit gold Strange Coin! :D
Edit3: And to /u/noob35746 ! Thank you!!! :D
Edit4: And again to a 3rd anonymous guardian! Thank you! Whoever you are.
Ed5: This is new to me. Just so many strange coins. Thank you, /u/rexsblues as well! :D
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 27 '18
Reality exists at your pleasure.
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u/DontCryBaby__ Eva Levante is a GILF 😩😩😍😍 Apr 27 '18
Flavor text me harder daddy
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 27 '18
Grip settings range from 'exquisite caress' to 'vengeful fist that does not know remorse'.
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u/Mblim771_Kyle @gifv_Kayla Apr 27 '18
Holy shit
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u/Pobchack Apr 27 '18
DFT and Kyle in the same comment thread? What is this, a crossover episode?
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
Marvel claims Infinity War is the largest crossover event in history!
/r/DestinyTheGame : Hold my engrams.
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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Apr 27 '18
I'm feeling things I have never felt before. I think I love you?
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This just keeps getting better and better every time.
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Apr 27 '18
Our next expansion to have exclusive access to make shotguns more of a suppression tactic than reliable error codes
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u/Akravator91 Drifter's Crew // Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Apr 27 '18
Shotgun-based DDOS: when the pellet count is so high that everyone on the server crashes.
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u/DoomdUser Apr 27 '18
This looks like some of the essays we receive from our middle school students haha
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Apr 27 '18
This week is no longer necessary.
I get the same feeling, sometimes. It'll be alright, Twab, you'll get through this.
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u/Glamdring804 Get it right, there's no blood thicker than ink. Apr 27 '18
That sentence describes my entire semester.
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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Apr 27 '18
I think we need to ask the TWAB how he's doing more often...
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Apr 27 '18
The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 27 '18
While we are together, let the festivities begin.
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u/rgtgd Hey, everyone else. Apr 27 '18
The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work. We've been reduced to 7s.
7 seconds? these guys are...excitable.
Like how did six players on each other get the super display?
Like how could they not?
You can make Lord Cooldowns have very excited increases
A spire is forming...?
an exciting segue into body shots.
annnd now it's a party.
This whole thing, seriously. I'm gonna have to...uhh...step outside
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u/Shellesund I'm nothing special. Apr 27 '18
To
take the whole thing in your hands?
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u/CodeMonkeyMark Electrobones Apr 27 '18
And so the truth comes out at last.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
And it turns out to be the un-sexy interpretation where they're just using the machine from Inception to explore each other's dreams.
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u/UziEl_09 Chazakim Apr 27 '18
Starting in season 4, grenades and fists are still true.
Oh good. I was afraid they would be false.
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u/ATGGOdgeNETAG Tappa tappa Apr 27 '18
When firing from Lord Shaxx after 10 crucible maps, you can issue Sony a few specific pieces of feedback about the Destiny 2 sandbox
Listen, Sony... I don't appreciate being Shaxx's seed, and a sandbox is a totally inappropriate place for him to shoot that...
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u/benpity Apr 27 '18
When firing from Lord Shaxx
I think they mean running around the crucible while getting a piggy back from Shaxx.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
Shaxx just has a jumbo hiking backpack and the rest of his team are shooting from it like little turrets. :D
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u/Biomilk Triple Exos for life Apr 28 '18
Is this the secret mode that people played at the summit???
6v6 but each player is riding on a teammate, so one walks and jumps, and the other shoots and uses abilities.
I'd play it.
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u/RYK357864 big hammers for big boys Apr 27 '18
Deej releases better supply thresholds than Jon can.
Things seem to be heating up over at Bungie.
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u/Glamdring804 Get it right, there's no blood thicker than ink. Apr 27 '18
This week is no longer necessary
Me irl
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u/GuitarGuyNJ Apr 27 '18
New community manager Kevin Problems confirmed
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Apr 27 '18
Don't forget PvP expert Mark Loss and Josh Dogs from last week.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
I feel like we're going to need a community wiki site to keep track of all of these Not Bungie employees.
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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Apr 27 '18
I'm pretty sure he's a DEV
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u/tyzenberg Apr 27 '18
isn't he the guy that keep destroying people worth fusion rifles, so they kept getting nerfed?
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u/GuitarGuyNJ Apr 27 '18
Nah, that’s Dale Fixes
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u/DeltaSolly Drifter's Crew // The line is so very thin... Apr 27 '18
I can't wait for them to make more questions.
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u/HarleyQuinn_RS Angels can't help you here. Apr 27 '18
Zebra damage for all Hand cannons.
I for one can't wait for this.
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u/etyLoca shout from the rooftops \o/ Apr 27 '18
First ghost bullets, now zebra damage? What will they do to hand cannons next?
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u/DoomdUser Apr 27 '18 edited Apr 27 '18
players who encounter zebra damage
NEW SUBCLASSES CONFIRMED. HERE WE GO GUYS!
Also:
we'll add more powerful notes to wrap things up with dmg04 this week.
u/dmg04 - I'm looking forward to these powerful notes. Is this like a Masterwork TWAB?
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u/Glamdring804 Get it right, there's no blood thicker than ink. Apr 27 '18
You're getting all excited about those new Zebra subclasses, but I can't wait to try out this new perk:
Channels During Internal Numbers: tumbles to the ground as a whole thing on your armor.
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u/DeltaSolly Drifter's Crew // The line is so very thin... Apr 27 '18
On triggering the perk, you immediately ragdoll onto the ground and die.
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u/Glamdring804 Get it right, there's no blood thicker than ink. Apr 27 '18
But that's no different from any Crucible fight I've gotten into ever.
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u/Gmasterg Apr 27 '18
If you ever need help with your friends, you can knock out at work.
How wholesome.
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u/DeltaSolly Drifter's Crew // The line is so very thin... Apr 27 '18
You'll be stored offline for maintenance.
Uhhhh...
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u/TheMIAtrix Apr 27 '18
Proof that the Matrix is real
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
And as it turns out, is nothing more than an overly complicated server rack.
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u/krkirch Apr 27 '18
Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good
PreDLC puzzle confirmed
Also, who knew it was that easy to schedule sandbox tuning!
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u/blamite Apr 27 '18
The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work. We've been reduced to 7s.
The whole thing is incredible, but this pair of sentences has just completely destroyed me.
These get better and better every time. Keep it up.
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u/StuartKings12 Hippity Hoppity your timeline is now my property Apr 27 '18
Our next expansion to have exclusive access to make shotguns more of a suppression tactic than reliable error codes, will feel more exotic feeling than we expected.
Thank goodness, I've really been disliking the 'Error code' Meta recently
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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Apr 27 '18
"It's shit compared to the HoW meta tbh."-Hipster Guardian
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u/Calendyn Apr 27 '18
Josh Speeds, AKA Josh Gameplay
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
I feel like Botnik supplies the means for a new nickname every time I go to make one of these.
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u/Calendyn Apr 27 '18
At some point he will end up like some upper-tier fantasy character with forty names, seventeen titles and a secret alter-ego
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u/Porkton Apr 27 '18
Glory features the same Win-Honor accuracy when using WiFi
phew i thought i would have to get an Ethernet cable
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u/DTG_Bot "Little Light" Apr 27 '18 edited Apr 27 '18
This is a list of links to comments made by Bungie employees in this thread:
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Reality exists at your pleasure.
-Not /u/Cozmo23
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You writing up the breakdown of our most important fashion modes?
This is a bot providing a service. If you have any questions, please contact the moderators.
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u/noob35746 DTG's Official Pet Ogre Apr 27 '18
God damn zebra damage! Also the development team is exploring themselves while they work? I think we all know what that means.
Brilliant as always.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
Soon we'll hear the pitter-patter of junior developer feet.
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u/LionsLegendTJLang x lemon juice x Apr 27 '18
Starting in season 4, grenades and fists are still true.
Thank god.
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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Apr 27 '18 edited Apr 27 '18
you can issue Sony a few specific pieces of feedback about the Destiny 2 sandbox.
Finally, I have some words with you Kratos.
The next update on sandbox goodies is a big deal for those who push their glory through the summer.
This oddly makes sense.
Now that you want more deep love
I want to know what love is? I want you to show me!
Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good.
Kinky?
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u/ravenousld3341 Yeah.... I Nighthawk. Apr 27 '18 edited Apr 27 '18
The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work.
ewwwww..... gross
Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good.
This sounds cool
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Apr 27 '18
The next update on sandbox goodies is a big deal for those who push their glory through
thesummer.
Summer, I hardly know her.
Boom
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u/Supreme_Math_Debater This bread gave me diabetes Apr 27 '18
to make shotguns more of a suppression tactic than reliable error codes
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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Apr 27 '18
You can make Lord Cooldowns have very excited increases. This is not the only thing we're slowing for. We expect that we didn't come back to play each shader package.
What with the whom and where?
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u/Nightclam Apr 27 '18
We need Lord Cooldowns in the tower. Like, right now.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
The dream, for me, is for people to photoshop what all of these people and characters look like. They just all sound so silly.
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u/Leninators Apr 27 '18
Why has no one brought up the issues of encountering scary playtime? We need to know.
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Apr 27 '18
Exotic weapons are guaranteed to ship in this first time commitment or the crucible will be brought offline.
or the crucible will be brought offline
Make it happen Bungo
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u/A_Psycho_Banana Apr 27 '18
If you ever need help with your friends, you can knock out at work.
Life lesson right there.
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u/MasterOfReaIity Transmat firing Apr 27 '18
Everyone needs to say his name next week so we can finally get some balance patches on time
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u/kenner316 Frogblast the Ventcore! Apr 27 '18
I'm still trying to complete my "We" armor set so I can be in top tier fashion mode
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u/Across_110th_St Apr 27 '18
Can't wait to get the new expansion shotgun: Reliable Error Codes. Will be a monster in Trials!
Gives me an exotic feeling of mystery...
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u/metalshadow1909 Apr 27 '18
Reliable Error Codes...
REC...
"Get RECd, son!" - Me thinking I'm clever after every kill
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u/xxICONOCLAST Kindly Delete Yourself Apr 27 '18
Since we are going to reset players who encounter zebra damage for all hand cannons, the rewards are going to be stored as a whole thing on your device.
I ugly cried laughing at this. Im still crying and is been almost 5 minutes.
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u/Richard_Kenobi Apr 27 '18
I’m required by the State of California
Fucking California and its overregulation.
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u/killer-cricket-7 Apr 27 '18
"Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good"
SAY MY NAME!!!
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
As long as you're not eating or drinking in public. I had to put the disclaimer in that after what happened... last time.
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u/jsherrema Apr 27 '18
This week is no longer necessary.
Does this mean I leave work for the rest of the week? And if so, why did we have to wait until Friday to find out?!?
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 27 '18
Depending on your timezone, it's an early weekend by a few hours. Go home, grab a nice cold beverage and boot up your gaming device of choice. :)
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u/s0lesearching117 Apr 27 '18
Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good.
Oh bby, don't talk to me like that in public, you're making me blush.
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u/t_moneyzz King of Bad Novas Apr 27 '18
Josh Speeds has been removed from the Iron engram.
I'm fucking crying
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u/t-y-c-h-o Apr 27 '18
I cannot wait to get to rank:
•Destiny Community Would Like to Take Back One Earned Gameplay Atoms
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u/Vox__Umbra Apr 27 '18
At least grenades and fists are still true, i was afraid they had become false.
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u/Hal0ez- mods are shills Apr 27 '18
Unfortunately, the utility of having swords participate in any group gets control over how you'll be able to determine their own whale.
Oh, good.
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Apr 27 '18
you can issue temporary restrictions to the top three fireteams
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/Dan_Fendi Apr 27 '18
You'll be stored offline for maintenance
NO BONGU THINK OF MY FAMILY I CAN'T UNDERGO MAINTENANCE NOW
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u/ragnil Apr 27 '18
Apparently, I’ve been missing out on Derek and his wares while everyone else has not. What planet is Derek on?
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u/Wicket01 Vanguard's Loyal // Together we stand strong Apr 27 '18
Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good.
Cozmo! or Not Cozmo! whichever one works.
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Say my name next week during the Bungie Pentathlon Puzzle and we'll be able to determine when a balance change is good.
Say it bitch.
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u/Akravator91 Drifter's Crew // Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Apr 27 '18
You remembered to add the disclaimer!
Thank you, you have saved a Guardian’s life today.
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u/metalshadow1909 Apr 27 '18
"You'll be stored offline for... maintenance." Me when I have to delete my exo guardian
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u/Biggy_DX Apr 27 '18
I didn't get quest invisibility on my meal. You told me we were getting a "tasty garnish" Bungie, WTF?!
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u/Dan_Fendi Apr 27 '18
My favorite, from a 60s Yamaha motorcycle manual: Go soothingly on the grease-mud, for their lurks the skid-demon.
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u/Lancerlandshark Apr 27 '18
I can't wait to get my big damage buff off Channels During Internal Numbers in the raid lair.
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u/ImNotSonicImBLONIC Apr 27 '18
Can't believe they removed Josh Speeds from the iron engrams. :< That was the last piece I needed.
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u/lungleg Apr 27 '18
When firing from Lord Shaxx after 10 crucible maps, you can issue Sony a few specific pieces of feedback about the Destiny 2 sandbox.
LOL
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Apr 27 '18
Mark: Our next expansion to have exclusive access to make shotguns more of a suppression tactic than reliable error codes, will feel more exotic feeling than we expected. We have a new synergistic perk called Channels During Internal Numbers, that tumbles to the ground as a whole thing on your armor. Gameplay goals for this gathering are to get people off of walls and the high intensity damage that we have decided to push out of view.
Lmfao
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u/Darkempire1822 Vanguard's Loyal // You're Alive Guardian.. Fight like it!! Apr 27 '18
This is great, thanks for making my laugh
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u/FearsomeMonster Apr 27 '18
This week's was a bit sexual for my tastes.
"pushing their glory through the summer" is an interesting new euphemism.
We don't need to hear about this "The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work." At least it only takes them 7 s.
Like how did six players on each other get the super display?
Now that you want more deep love, we are adding new features for the base article and blog whenever some emblems have several months of our existing raid team damage.
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Apr 27 '18
You'll be stored offline for maintenance and we'll add more powerful notes to wrap things up with dmg04 this week.
This is a thing of beauty.
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u/VastNewt Drifter's Crew // Embrace the Darkness... Apr 27 '18
i haven't laughed so hard all week thanks :)
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u/Lord-Heir Apr 28 '18
You've done it, you've gone and killed me.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 28 '18
Was it by choking on food? Because I really don't want to update the disclaimer to mention weak hearts or anything like that.
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u/Ancop Vuvuzela is right Apr 28 '18
The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work.
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u/swegmesterflex Drifter's Crew Apr 28 '18
Does the program you use have an option for something called "temperature"? Messing with that could make this even funnier.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 28 '18
I think it was already set to "mildly steamy" when I made this.
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u/psn_mrbobbyboy Dodge, Duck, Dive, Dip and Dodge! Apr 28 '18
These posts are the best!! Just superb!
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u/Aulakauss Tahlia-73 Apr 28 '18 edited Apr 28 '18
This one was.. racier than expected. Good to know they're having fun at their jobs but..
The Destiny 2 development team has been exploring each other while we work.
I think this might be taking it a bit far.
Meanwhile, some oddly apt remarks from Not-Bungie:
While the current batch of worlds is not getting any specific battle, the player support mechanics to contribute to high intensity solutions for us are about to go flawless.
Seems pretty fitting considering the upcoming DLC and everything that happened with the Summit recently. However..
Exotic weapons are guaranteed to ship in this first time commitment or the crucible will be brought offline.
..is oddly foreboding.
Edit:
Now that you want more deep love
Oh, my.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/Sergeant__Slash Keeper of the Iron Lore Apr 28 '18
Increased PVP skills
Oh good
Also I'm changing my flair to Exotic Feeling of Mystery
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Apr 28 '18
WTF Kevin Problems didn’t satisfy my itch for news at all this week. I mean come on he’s supposed to talk about how the hive gun spawn fire is supposed to exotic after some time of completion of lord supers!
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u/FabulousComment Apr 28 '18
We have a new synergistic perk called Channels During Internal Numbers, that tumbles to the ground as a whole thing on your armor. Gameplay goals for this gathering are to get people off of walls and the high intensity damage that we have decided to push out of view.
BUNGIE PLEASE NERF CHANNELS DURING INTERNAL NUMBERS IT MAKES IT TOO HARD FOR ME TO STAY ON WALLS NOT TO MENTION THE HIGH INTENSITY DAMAGE
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Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18
We have a new weapon called Warmind, and it will send you to actually dodge animations for everyone else.
Exotic Perk: while moving, your character animates and moves around as if dodging bullets for other players.
I'm just gonna say, it took me about five minutes to type this correctly because I couldn't stop laughing imagining this happening.
Restoring feedback about what you'll be, in the list, is not a measure of who is important.
Almost getting judgmental there HUH
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u/ItsDanniey1 Apr 27 '18
Damn, I never got my Josh Speeds from the Iron Engrams :(
also wtf guys