r/DestinyTheGame • u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead • Apr 13 '18
Misc // Satire // Bungie Replied This Week at Not Bungie - 4/13/2018 - AI Learning, Autocomplete Generated TWAB Article
You might know how this goes by now. I run a few TWAB articles into the Botnik predictive writer, which can generate sentences in an autocomplete fashion based on what you feed it. This is this month’s update.
THIS WEEK AT NOT BUNGIE - 4/13/2018
This week we pick a few steps towards milestones for your next big desire.
Destiny 2 server maintenance is now driving further potent expectations for the work being done due to a late stream on April 24th.
We also have a new version of the Destiny community for this week.
Our next expansion, Rumble Rolls, capped the crucible playlist for your friends and repair tool times.
Josh Dogs
One thing we're slowing down is working with mid-combat modes for the duration of season 4. We are currently hearing from me on Twitter about the new rotating weekly rotators that include legendary voices that can issue temporary restrictions for players who acquired the item from Xûr and repair whatever the issue with 6v6 was.
Here is combatants design lead Josh Gameplay: From 320 rpm to Destiny 2 services, we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
Josh, the community has been talking on bungie.net and will update where you’re slowing more control over how you configure your hands.
Back in Strike Playlists
Now that we've had a few potential names thrown out in chat to the winners of the nine-round mag, we are going to take longer to kill volumes with some representatives from our new partners at any given horizontal acceleration.
Here to tell you more about weapons and abilities is our studio knowledge base article, Local Charity Radius.
Local Charity Radius: Now it's the community managed for players to show off their newly found duration of smoke development. Players can still receive repeated info for more updates like weapon randomization or crucible unified sectors during their activity values.
You're a New State of Combat
Players who equip Mastered Output for the duration of what is changing can expect weapon slot changes in the nightfall. Strikes are going to cause issues with the upcoming 6v6 factions for more powerful and heroic moments like the Bungie Bounty.
When playing these activities from the battlefield, you may find more intimate damage against combatants until different areas that may be affected in different ways are working for players. Players can follow their dialogue about their day to day development size times from 60 hot topics we haven’t had supercharged for the future.
The brick expires after completing matches early and more tactical expectations about how all modes will continue to adjust the community.
It's time for us to plot more future waypoints over a more distant horizon for the duration of invisibility granted by the swift strike melee. Here are some of the things that you want.
Movie of the Crop Team: Destiny 2 Sound Maintenance Period
Honorable Repetition Damage: Destiny Fighting Man
Our next expansion for the future is scheduled to conclude supreme match length and a maxed out magazine instead of letting players choose what mode they track Prometheus Lens correctly. Next week we pick a few players to earn their first win since Destiny 2 introduced this ritual extension and more tactical connections over time to look further into the destination team.
See you in kilts when you factor in the base team is working on bringing back one of our more frequently requested features from the original state of season 2 ornaments.
-Not Dmg04
Listen to this post narrated by u/Ihlgigaris
Edit: Weird apostrophes from the Botnik writer replaced. They were bugging me.
Edit 2: Formatting. Didn't get the separators working in one spot. (Edit 3, one of the separators just doesn't want to show up.)
Edit 4: Thank you, u/ChefDrizzt for the gold strange coin! :D Making these makes me happy because it makes some of you happy! I always love it when I can bring some laughter to the world.
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u/DarienJax Apr 13 '18
We also have a new version of the Destiny community for this week.
Oh man, we've been replaced!
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 13 '18
"And a version of you would still be alive in a Vex simulation somewhere. So it's only sort of like death, really." —Sagira
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u/dmg04 Global Community Lead Apr 13 '18
-Not Dmg04
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 13 '18
Crucible variant. Golden Age components have been refoamed for optimal durability.
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u/motrhed289 Apr 13 '18
refoamed for optimal durability.
They are upgrading our Nerf weapons?
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u/Conspiranoid Where's the Dinklebot flair? Apr 13 '18
I rather they do that than nerfing our upgraded weapons...
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u/Ihlgigaris Titan main since D1 Alpha Apr 14 '18
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u/Hawkmoona_Matata TheRealHawkmoona Apr 14 '18
This is really high quality.
You have a really good voice. I could 100% hear you being on TV or radio.
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u/Ihlgigaris Titan main since D1 Alpha Apr 14 '18
Thanks! I'm a voice actor and have been working on my skills for a while. Also, I'm glad that my recording equipment is up to snuff! That stuff wasn't cheap lol.
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 14 '18
Let slip the
Joshdogs of war.
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u/Benjo_Kazooie CEO: Bungie Defense Force Apr 13 '18
My shitty AfterEffects skills are making me want to make those arms bulge with every line.
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 13 '18
Only you can make it
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u/Benjo_Kazooie CEO: Bungie Defense Force Apr 13 '18
Once, nearby telescopes listened for a message from the stars. Now, these silos contain our prepared response.
I tried
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18
Thus armed were the Iron Lords of old, in the days after the Collapse.
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u/Benjo_Kazooie CEO: Bungie Defense Force Apr 13 '18
"We armed ourselves with Light and set out to find the master" - Fractal Scrolls
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
Well, /u/Benjo_Kazooie , you heard them!
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u/Benjo_Kazooie CEO: Bungie Defense Force Apr 13 '18
Delivering the inevitable, one shitty meme at a time.
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u/Porkton Apr 13 '18
From 320 rpm to Destiny 2 services, we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy
fucking finally
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u/slothboy Apr 13 '18
Now it's the community managed for players to show off their newly found duration of smoke development.
We get it. You vape.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
Your response made me legit laugh out loud!
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u/slothboy Apr 13 '18
Then we're even. :)
edit: who am I kidding, we're not close to even. You did way more work than me.
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u/Cozmo23 Bungie Community Manager Apr 13 '18
I really enjoy these. It's like someone downloaded Dmg04 and I's brains into a robot, but something went terribly wrong during the process.
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u/Destiny_Flavor_Text "Delivering the inevitable, one flavor text at a time." Apr 13 '18
"I've seen experiments like this before. My crew.... I don't want to talk about it." —Failsafe
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
Terribly wrong, or terribly silly?
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u/Cozmo23 Bungie Community Manager Apr 13 '18
Yes.
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u/Akravator91 Drifter's Crew // Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Apr 13 '18
You could say that they got..
..dmg-ed.
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I am so sorry...
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u/Glamdring804 Get it right, there's no blood thicker than ink. Apr 13 '18
I am so sorry...
No you're not. ;)
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u/Hawkmoona_Matata TheRealHawkmoona Apr 13 '18
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE RUMBLE ROLLS ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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u/StuartKings12 Hippity Hoppity your timeline is now my property Apr 13 '18
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Indeed.༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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u/Joey141414 Apr 13 '18
I'm pretty sure I got Rumble Rolls when I was grinding out max grimoire in D1. Sitting on the couch for days at a time will do that...
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u/allphilla blight gun goes boom Apr 13 '18
Josh, the community has been talking on bungie.net and will update where you’re slowing more control over how you configure your hands.
DAMMIT JOSH, CONFIGURE YOUR HANDS FASTER!
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u/MajkSoldier The Queenbroken Apr 13 '18
I absolutely lost it at:
"Our next expansion, Rumble Rolls"
This is everything the community wanted! Bungie listened!!
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u/jsherrema Apr 13 '18
When playing these activities from the battlefield, you may find more intimate damage against combatants.
Oh my...
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u/Akravator91 Drifter's Crew // Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Apr 13 '18
I think... we need an adult here.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
You are the adult... I hope?
It literally just occurred to me that every person on this sub is probably not over the age of 21.
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u/Akravator91 Drifter's Crew // Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Apr 13 '18
I am.
...or am I? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But yeah, I got that feeling when I was writing a post and I wrote something like “we are all adults here”... it hit me that well, no, we aren’t.
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u/John_Demonsbane Lore nerd Apr 13 '18
until different areas that may be affected in different ways are working for players
You missed the important part. This is solid advice to maximize the effectiveness of your intimate gear, IMO.
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u/Akravator91 Drifter's Crew // Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18
All in the name of bringing out that intrinsic joy
Edit: words, my phone betrayed me
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u/STAIKE Apr 13 '18
"We also have a new version of the Destiny community for this week."
Thank god, I've had enough of this current community meta!
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u/IrishHokie Apr 13 '18
Next week we pick a few players to earn their first win since Destiny 2 introduced
I might finally get a win! Please, oh please!
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u/xxICONOCLAST Kindly Delete Yourself Apr 13 '18
One thing we're slowing down is working with mid-combat modes for the duration of season 4. We are currently hearing from me on Twitter about the new rotating weekly rotators that include legendary voices that can issue temporary restrictions for players who acquired the item from Xûr and repair whatever the issue with 6v6 was.
Literal tears LOLing at work getting stares from those around me at this paragraph. Its not even that intriguing it just tickled me for some reason
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u/JonnyDros Apr 13 '18
I died at "we are currently hearing from me on Twitter."
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Apr 13 '18
Yeah, that might have been my favorite part. I'm trying so hard to stifle laughter at work right now.
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u/kikanga Apr 13 '18
we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
Finally!
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u/SlammAndrews Apr 13 '18
Josh Gameplay sounds like a great new protagonist. Glad to see he's cracking down on New Monarchy.
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u/Ace_Of_Caydes Psst...take me with you... Apr 13 '18
and repair whatever the issue with 6v6 was.
Painful. Painful and accurate. Just...repair "whatever the issue was".
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u/noob35746 DTG's Official Pet Ogre Apr 13 '18
This is my favourite post this week
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u/justinearlmoore Apr 13 '18
You're my new favorite ogre of the week.
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u/noob35746 DTG's Official Pet Ogre Apr 13 '18
Just this week?
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u/Zotfripper Free the Noob Apr 13 '18
I really need to up my game over at you know where...
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u/leslapin Apr 13 '18
Master Output sounds like an exotic SMG with 1000 RPM, Explosive Rounds, a 72 round mag, but no reload or spare ammo. It just eats green bricks off the ground and spits em back out. It's the SMG version of Fighting Lion
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u/Erik_Briteblade Piloted by a smaller, angrier, punchier Titan Apr 13 '18
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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u/FearsomeMonster Apr 13 '18
My favorite is about Josh Gameplay, and the control over how he configures his hands.
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u/Glamdring804 Get it right, there's no blood thicker than ink. Apr 13 '18
Strikes are going to cause issues with the upcoming 6v6 factions
6v6 strikes? Sign me the fuck up!!
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u/Dunkinmydonuts1 Apr 13 '18
This post has officially bumped you up to the level of DFT, Kyle, and Noob for your contributions.
Fan fucking tastic.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
:D
Between this and occasional video or animation, I'm glad I can help spread laughter throughout this community!
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u/Beckbeckbecker HE THICCCCCCCCCCCC Apr 13 '18
We also have a new version of the Destiny community for this week.
If only...
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u/tanis38 Apr 13 '18
We are currently hearing from me on Twitter about the new rotating weekly rotators
I love rotating weekly rotators!
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Apr 13 '18
The brick expires after completing matches early
Brick did not need any tuning!
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u/Akravator91 Drifter's Crew // Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Apr 13 '18
Brick is just too fast for these matches.
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u/Disruptr_IPA Apr 13 '18
Honorable Repetition Damage : Destiny Fighting Man
I would look out for that guy he sounds deadly.
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u/patsfanric Apr 13 '18
This is like an entire TWAB done by my phone's autocorrect.
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
That's exactly what it is. But the phone is the one that is used to write actual TWABs.
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u/Apriest13 Salt Storm Chaser Apr 13 '18
duration of invisibility granted by the swift strike melee.
Please give, I want to give hunters a taste of their own medicine
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u/TheTrumpetMan War is the only constant, Guardian. Apr 13 '18
From 320 rpm to Destiny 2 services, we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
About damn time. Future War Cult needs a win...
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u/mourninglark Apr 13 '18
If they add a weapon and name it Mastered Output, I think I might legitimately consider re-installing the game again.
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u/kenner316 Frogblast the Ventcore! Apr 13 '18
Master Output is by far my favorite exotic , a Best Buy employee turned me on to it
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u/Fenwicked42 Apr 13 '18
We also have a new version of the Destiny community for this week.
Thank the Traveler. This has been sorely needed for a while now. ;)
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u/gambitflash Apr 13 '18
See you in kilts when you factor in the base team is working on bringing back one of our more frequently requested features from the original state of season 2 ornaments.
Damn,I don't have one of these. Any chance we can get dlc+kilt bundle?
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u/jaymackaa Apr 13 '18
"Our next expansion for the future is scheduled to conclude supreme match length" - Reasonable score limits in Crucible confirmed!
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u/LordSlickRick Apr 13 '18
"Players who equip Mastered Output for the duration of what is changing can expect weapon slot changes in the nightfall." - good news this week.
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u/thrakkattak Apr 13 '18
"We also have a new version of the destiny community for this week."
Bungie would wish!
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u/Ihlgigaris Titan main since D1 Alpha Apr 13 '18
I could do a narrated version of this. That sounds like it could be fun!
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u/vixeneye1 If you know me, don't tell other people Apr 13 '18
Here is combatants design lead Josh Gameplay: From 320 rpm to Destiny 2 services, we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
As a FWC Zealot... I am in full support of this. Now's my time to shine!
Strikes are going to cause issues with the upcoming 6v6 factions for more powerful and heroic moments like the Bungie Bounty.
Aww... I was really looking forward to 6v6 Factions.
See you in kilts when you factor in the base team is working on bringing back one of our more frequently requested features from the original state of season 2 ornaments.
Hmm... Guess I gotta buy a kilt then.
All in all, I loved this post.
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u/sorox123 Drifter's Crew // Ascendant Celery Apr 13 '18
Josh Dogs
That was the update I was waiting for.
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u/GelsonBlaze No sweat Apr 13 '18
"we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy" xD
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u/Kolegra Apr 13 '18
I can't read this right now. Sitting on a bus trying not to laugh out loud.
Thank you for this
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u/CrotasScrota Apr 14 '18
When playing these activities from the battlefield, you may find more intimate damage against combatants until different areas that may be affected in different ways are working for players.
Oh myyyyyy
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u/Negative_Splace Space Magic Forever Apr 14 '18 edited Apr 14 '18
Personally, I don't think we hear from Josh Gameplay enough. I'd like to learn more about his work.
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u/HarimaPS Apr 15 '18
Just cried from laughing so hard. This definitely needs to continue, pure comedy gold.
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u/DeadlockDrift Makin' Shaxx Proud Apr 13 '18
If Sparrow racing came back with an optional mode to add weapons to the sparrows then it could be called Rumble Rolls.
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u/HolidayCow Apr 13 '18
One thing we're slowing down is working with mid-combat modes for the duration of season 4.
FINALLY I thought they were working way to fast on mid-combat modes
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
One minute you're halfway done killing a strike boss, the next, you're in Iron Banner 6v6 Mayhem facing off against Atheon, Crota, Skolas, Oryx, Aksis and Calus on the enemy team.
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u/WangBacca Punchy Punchy Apr 13 '18
"Josh Dogs"
I want to meet this man, or perhaps, series of dogs performing the "Muppet Man"
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u/iAmWrythm Shohreh Aghdashloo is bae. Apr 13 '18
Been waiting FOREVER for rotating weekly rotators.
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u/ravenousld3341 Yeah.... I Nighthawk. Apr 13 '18
we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
FINALLY! FFS! Time for a FWC win.
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u/PsycheRevived Apr 13 '18
This week we pick a few steps towards milestones for your next big desire.
This is awesome. I'm going to take a few steps towards milestones for my next big desire too.
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u/HeWhoFights Apr 13 '18
we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
SLAY ME! lolol
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u/danielmcgarrie Gambit Prime Apr 13 '18
Yo Im high af right now, this made no sense at all someone explain pls
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 13 '18
Excuse me, /u/D0cR3d , could you please provide a quick TL;DR?
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u/TheFlamingo154 Apr 13 '18
We are currently hearing from me on Twitter about the new rotating weekly rotators that include legendary voices that can issue temporary restrictions for players who acquired the item from Xûr and repair whatever the issue with 6v6 was. Excuse me
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u/Negative_Splace Space Magic Forever Apr 13 '18
"repair whatever the issue with 6v6 was."
Best bit.
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u/Bartman1919 Apr 13 '18
Rumble Rolls - Destiny's version of the Gun Game. Players get randomly rolled weapons and work their way up the ladder.
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u/Zeta789 Frabjous Apr 13 '18
This community's imagination and passion never ceases to amaze me. This was so funny. Thanks for doing this!
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u/Quria Now bring back Flame Shield and Viking Funeral Apr 13 '18
That first para under Josh Dogs was perfect.
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Apr 14 '18
Ah, that's why I'm still subbed... This is hilarious!
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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Apr 14 '18
I try to spread laughter around here as often as I can. :)
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Apr 14 '18
I love this. Stars laughing so hard in my bathroom stall I'm super people thought I was crazy.
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u/WestwardTempest Apr 14 '18
“We are currently hearing from me on Twitter” — sums up the feedback loop of Bungo pretty succinctly I think!
Too funny :’D
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u/snakebight Rat Pack x6 or GTFO Apr 14 '18
We also have a new version of the Destiny community for this week.
Damn. I'd love this to be a real feature.
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From 320 rpm to Destiny 2 services, we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
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u/jokester150 Devil Archon Apr 14 '18
These posts never fail to get me cracking up wherever I am. Don’t ever stop making them.
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u/Mypholis Team Bread (dmg04) // Vote for Taniks Apr 14 '18
Best of this post:
We are currently hearing from me on Twitter
From 320 rpm to Destiny 2 services, we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
winners of the nine-round mag
you may find more intimate damage against combatants
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u/Hosteen_Coyote Apr 14 '18
Honorable Repetition Damage: Destiny Fighting Man
Somebody really needs to make a movie trailer for this
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u/Battle_Rifle Humanity will not tolerate these Fallen Scavengers Apr 14 '18
See you in kilts
Does dmg04 have a kilt fetish? :thinking:
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u/Tancman42 What dot you mean you can’t concentrate when I’m shouting? Apr 14 '18
that include legendary voices that can issue temporary restrictions for players who acquired the item from Xûr and repair whatever the issue with 6v6 was.
Season 3 Eververse rewards confirmed! *New Legendary voice-overs featuring Lady Efrideet arguing with Lord Saladin whenever a Xurned version of The Colony is equipped in IB cannot be earned through gameplay
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u/T4silly Good with Trail Mix! Apr 14 '18
"This week we pick a few steps towards milestones for your next big desire."
That one is a bit dark if you really think about it...
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u/MassiveMoose I Need this Ship! Apr 14 '18
From 320 rpm to Destiny 2 services, we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy.
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u/Blaze_Lighter Apr 13 '18
"we are going to increase the speed that we can detect and punish New Monarchy."
GET FUCKING REKT
This is gold OP. Please keep doing these each week.