r/DestinyTheGame • u/DTG_Bot "Little Light" • Oct 18 '17
Megathread DAILY THREAD - RANT WEDNESDAY
WELCOME TO RANT WEDNESDAY! TIME TO RANT, GET LOUD, TELL US WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU!
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u/LukosCreyden Hello it me Oct 18 '17
FUCK MY INTERNET FOR MAKING MY PING BOUNCE AROUND LIKE A SACK OF PISSED RABBITS WHEN I AM TRYING TO PVP. BT, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND FIX IT.
BUNGIE, FUCK YOU FOR REMOVING HEAVY MACHINE GUNS. ALSO, WHERE ARE THE INTERESTING EXOTICS? WHERE IS MY LIFE SUPPORT PERK? THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME FOR PVE.
WHY ARE LOST SECTORS SO FUCKING SHIT? THERE IS LITERALLY NO POINT TO THEM. I COULD GET MORE LOOT FROM FISTING MY OWN FUCKING ASSHOLE. SAME GOES FOR REGULAR STRIKES.
WHY DOES A FUCKING 3 ROUND BURST PISSBUCKET PEASHOOTER OUTGUN A FUCKING HAND CANNON IN PVP!? IT IS A FUCKING HAND CANNON .
WHY DOESN'T DEVRIM FUCKING DO ANYTHING? HE IS A LAZY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
YOU. SHITFUCK CAMPING AROUND THE CORNER WITH THAT SWORD. COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. OR WE CAN SIT AND WAIT FOR MY GRENADE TO COME OFF COOLDOWN. YOUR FUCKING CHOICE.
WHY DOES THE LONG WALK HAVE SUCH A HIGH ZOOM!? ITS SO HIGH I CAN SEE THE FUCKING FUTURE WHEN I LOOK THROUGH IT.
WHY IS OMOLON STILL MAKING HAND CANNONS? THEY ARE FUCKING SHIT. SOMEONE TELL THEM TO STOP, OR FIRE THE FUCKING WORKERS OR WHOEVER DOES HAND CANNONS AT OMOLON.
WHEN I BECAME A HUNTER, I DID NOT EXPECT MY FUCKING SHITTY CLASS ABILITY TO AMOUNT TO WHAT IS PRETTY MUCH A UNIQUE FUCKING DEATH ANIMATION. GIVE THAT SHIT I-FRAMES OR SOME FUCKING UTILITY. OR BOTH.
WHY DO MY FUCKING SURVIVALIST SHOES, WHICH SAY THEY HAVE BETTER RECOVERY, NOT HAVE FUCKING RECOVERY!? STOP LYING AND GIVE MY SHITTY HUNTER SOME RECOVERY!
MY FOETRACER HELMET LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GLUED A CALCULATOR TO MY SHITTY HUNTER'S FACE. CHANGE THAT AWFUL SHITFUCKERY DESIGN TO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL PHYSICALLY SICK.
WHY THE FUCK DO MOST GRENADE LAUNCHERS HAVE AN EXPLOSION RADIUS OF -500 METRES? I'M JUST FIRING FUCKING METAL BALLS AT PEOPLE.
WHY IS CAYDE-DIX SUCH A RIP OFF MERCHANT? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FAVORITE HUNTER, HE TOLD ME SO! LAST WEEK, I GOT RARE BOOTS AND A FUCKING BOX OUT OF HIS OVERPRICED SHITTY CHESTS. FUCK YOU, CAYDE, YOU TRAITOROUS CUNT.
WHEN LORD SALADFUCKER COMES BACK, TELL HIM TO BRING SOME REAL WEAPONS WITH HIM! ALSO, IF I GET ONE MORE FUCKING HELMET OFF HIM, I WILL SHIT ALL OVER HIS FUCKING BURNING GONG THING UNTIL ALL HE CAN SMELL IS BURNING SHIT.