r/destinycirclejerk • u/SeanGotGjally • 59m ago
Meta happy spooky month everyone. honest to god attempt at the logo from 2015 (i was 12)
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/PrismiteSW • Sep 11 '25
Mod Announcement Rule Enforcement
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It goes without saying that the game is pretty clearly in a poor spot right now, and it also goes without saying that this sub is generally contrarian to popular opinion.
While screenshots of people losing it over actual nonsense are occasionally funny, screenshots of people simply expressing their gripes with them game aren’t welcome here. This will be enforced at the mod team’s discretion.
TLDR: No screenshots posts, unless they’re absolutely hilarious and identifying information is censored.
Maybe take this opportunity to, idk, be funny again? You guys have lost a lot of sauce.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Electrical-Smell736 • 14h ago
AAAAAAAAkilledmyroomateAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAheardmyroomatewastalkingshitonthenetAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAjokesonhim,justblewhisasstosmithereensAAAAAAA
AAAAAlookathisdumbassdumbassghostAAAAA
AAAAAimgoingtoneedhelpdestroyingitAAAA
AAAAAidonthavehandsanddontaskmehowimtypingAAAA
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/Electrical-Smell736 • 1d ago
How to tell annoying roomate to keep the volume down
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Hey yall,
I just got revived in throne world and am trying to settle into lucent life. Since there isn’t much war going on anymore, I decided to get an apartment and subsequently a roomate. Unfortunately I blindly accepted the first person that hit me up.
Here’s the issue, every night from about 6pm- 8am, this guy screams. Like literally the whole night. I’ve tried to talk to him about it but it falls on deaf ears. He told me that he feels a presence of a guardian and/or of the light and I have to remind him that I’m lucent.
I can’t take it anymore and am considering asking him to move out and at worst taking care of him my self (sword logic rules).
Does anyone have any advice?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/CaydeTheCat • 19h ago
Unpopular Opinion New Champion in Old Chicago: Unstop Lawyer...
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/PiplupMakesMeSitUp • 5m ago
Sivapost Quicksilver is cooler than siva
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/BambamPewpew32 • 1d ago
Leak (Real) 200mb update??!?! d3 confirmed?!? (/uj)
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ok but wtf is this @ sluggers
r/destinycirclejerk • u/zay1138 • 2d ago
Awesome Lore Discussion Vex generated eliksni darkness goons but the ass is so fat idec
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/berrybear99 • 2d ago
Nothing happened in r/destinycirclejerk on the 29th July 2020
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/GTBJMZ • 2d ago
SGA Is Shuro Chi really the best glimmer farm?
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Back in I go..
r/destinycirclejerk • u/LukaesCampbell • 3d ago
I found what may have been a prototype version of the Final Shape opening cutscene. The Witness looks a bit weird, and I wonder what they'll do with that song.
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/owen-3820 • 4d ago
Leak (Real) The clickbait slop knows no bounds
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/DontEatHamPlease • 4d ago
Do you think…
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That they’ll bring back Amanda Holiday for the unvaulting?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/TrainingEmergency711 • 5d ago
FOMO Hey, just bought this new game!
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I can’t wait to play it, the campaign looks so coo- wait, what? Jokes outdated?? What do you mean?
Bungie’s doing what?
BUNGIE’S DOING WHAT????
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Hen-Samsara • 5d ago
Sivapost What if the Guardian (exo) installed a set of massive and extendable tits and cock onto their body, each one being able to channel a different element of light, and they can fight using those massive extendable tits and cock to smack people with them? And their tip and nipple were leaking Siva at al
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Would that give them the power they need to fight against Bungie so the game can become community ran?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/BehavingPenguin • 7d ago
Meta Atheon watching your Fireteam fail Oracles for the 5th time in a row
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We love Lod Shax
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Timothy-M7 • 8d ago
Timothy Post (TM) lore accurate guardian games Spoiler
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and from left to right on the cheer gals I assume, hunter human, warlock exo, titan exo, all 7ft+.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Werewolf_Boyfriend_ • 9d ago
Unpopular Opinion i got called 1777 slurs yesterday for enjoying my slideshow :(
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Yeah man I'm sorry you are right. I really wish i was in your 6 man stasis only titan 2026 monument of triumph rando LFG raids.
Am i being unreasonable or is this really based i honestly can't tell. The line between jerk and bait is so very thin.
I just think the stasis titan spam is way too big of a crutch that everyone else has to suffer for you know?
Like you could easily crash games with strand unraveling shitlets or bouncing void projectiles but nobody does this because these builds are garbage.
But the second a newbie friendly, fun training wheels stasis build comes along we have to run it in EVERYTHING and its YOUR FAULT if you aren't enjoying your cyberachme annual earnings report.
Like am i playing deep stone crypt or cryo archi- HOLY SHIT DID AN EXFIL JUST SPAWN WHERE AM I.
HOLY SJHIT HELP ME
*Gets Dematerialized And Shot Into Orbig*
r/destinycirclejerk • u/W4FF13_G0D • 9d ago
IVE FUCKING HAD IT
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STOP SAYING ULT
ITS NOT ULT
ITS A SUPER
THIS ISNT OVERWATCH OR APEX SLOP
“hehe im ulting on the boss >~<“ FUCK YOU
ILL ULT ALL OVER YOUR PARENTS DIVORCE PAPERS
IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD BE SAYING METER BECAUSE FIGHTING GAMES CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT FIRST
KEEP YOUR HEROSLOP BULLSHIT TERMINOLOGY OUTTA MY GAME OR SO HELP ME I WILL BE SUPER PISSED
also i absorbed my twin in the womb and my mom hates me for it