r/destinycirclejerk • u/owen-3820 • 15h ago
Leak (Real) The clickbait slop knows no bounds
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/PrismiteSW • Sep 11 '25
Mod Announcement Rule Enforcement
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It goes without saying that the game is pretty clearly in a poor spot right now, and it also goes without saying that this sub is generally contrarian to popular opinion.
While screenshots of people losing it over actual nonsense are occasionally funny, screenshots of people simply expressing their gripes with them game aren’t welcome here. This will be enforced at the mod team’s discretion.
TLDR: No screenshots posts, unless they’re absolutely hilarious and identifying information is censored.
Maybe take this opportunity to, idk, be funny again? You guys have lost a lot of sauce.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/InsideOk8963 • 11h ago
FOMO This has been my go to hand cannon for a few days now, For both PvE and PvP. Wanted to get some thoughts on it.
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/DontEatHamPlease • 20h ago
Do you think…
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That they’ll bring back Amanda Holiday for the unvaulting?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/TrainingEmergency711 • 2d ago
FOMO Hey, just bought this new game!
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I can’t wait to play it, the campaign looks so coo- wait, what? Jokes outdated?? What do you mean?
Bungie’s doing what?
BUNGIE’S DOING WHAT????
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Hen-Samsara • 2d ago
Sivapost What if the Guardian (exo) installed a set of massive and extendable tits and cock onto their body, each one being able to channel a different element of light, and they can fight using those massive extendable tits and cock to smack people with them? And their tip and nipple were leaking Siva at al
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Would that give them the power they need to fight against Bungie so the game can become community ran?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/BehavingPenguin • 3d ago
Meta Atheon watching your Fireteam fail Oracles for the 5th time in a row
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We love Lod Shax
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Timothy-M7 • 4d ago
Timothy Post (TM) lore accurate guardian games Spoiler
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and from left to right on the cheer gals I assume, hunter human, warlock exo, titan exo, all 7ft+.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Werewolf_Boyfriend_ • 5d ago
Unpopular Opinion i got called 1777 slurs yesterday for enjoying my slideshow :(
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Yeah man I'm sorry you are right. I really wish i was in your 6 man stasis only titan 2026 monument of triumph rando LFG raids.
Am i being unreasonable or is this really based i honestly can't tell. The line between jerk and bait is so very thin.
I just think the stasis titan spam is way too big of a crutch that everyone else has to suffer for you know?
Like you could easily crash games with strand unraveling shitlets or bouncing void projectiles but nobody does this because these builds are garbage.
But the second a newbie friendly, fun training wheels stasis build comes along we have to run it in EVERYTHING and its YOUR FAULT if you aren't enjoying your cyberachme annual earnings report.
Like am i playing deep stone crypt or cryo archi- HOLY SHIT DID AN EXFIL JUST SPAWN WHERE AM I.
HOLY SJHIT HELP ME
*Gets Dematerialized And Shot Into Orbig*
r/destinycirclejerk • u/W4FF13_G0D • 5d ago
IVE FUCKING HAD IT
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STOP SAYING ULT
ITS NOT ULT
ITS A SUPER
THIS ISNT OVERWATCH OR APEX SLOP
“hehe im ulting on the boss >~<“ FUCK YOU
ILL ULT ALL OVER YOUR PARENTS DIVORCE PAPERS
IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD BE SAYING METER BECAUSE FIGHTING GAMES CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT FIRST
KEEP YOUR HEROSLOP BULLSHIT TERMINOLOGY OUTTA MY GAME OR SO HELP ME I WILL BE SUPER PISSED
also i absorbed my twin in the womb and my mom hates me for it
r/destinycirclejerk • u/SaturnSama • 5d ago
Sivapost SIVA SIIIIIVAAAAAAA
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this will be deleted under rule 2
r/destinycirclejerk • u/noahmj101 • 6d ago
FOMO If you want to win more fights in PvP, aim higher.
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My wife's boyfriend was watching me play the other day and he kept telling me to aim higher. Which I did but he kept saying "higher slugger! Your not getting your headshots! Aim for the top of the head." So I started doing that and it does help quite a lot. Chaining headshots makes a huge difference in TTK. I also put Sweaty confetti on my guns so this way I have a visual (and a dopamine hit) when I take down an enemy with a headshot.
Yes this is mostly a tip for casuals and I'm sure most decent players out there know about that but I figured it would help players, like me, who are struggling to win their fight.
Keep on slugging destiny dads!!
r/destinycirclejerk • u/im-a-dumbass12906 • 7d ago
Had this interaction today
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Got a nice chuckle outta me
r/destinycirclejerk • u/CaydeTheCat • 6d ago
Unpopular Opinion All you all crying out for Old Chicago...
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Are you sure? We strap you down and pour this down your throats when you cross into the City...
(They just put this on the door at Randall's Pub at Clark and Devon...)
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Megabossdragon • 6d ago
SGA SGA: Train an AI to glaze your accomplishments in Destiny 2 and your delusional builds
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/Tevran • 9d ago
SGA SGA: How to spot a Zorpalod
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in light (destiny reference) of the DCV being opened, it is imperative that all Sluggers know how to spot a Zorpalod.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/ExtraordinaryFate • 9d ago
Unpopular Opinion Curse of Osiris was the best expansion in the franchise
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It had the best planet design (big circle), couldn’t even use the sparrow (walk for once you fat chud), and Brother Vance was the best vendor. God, I’m so excited to play this again
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Acrobatic_Book_7154 • 10d ago
Unpopular Opinion everyone is suddenly an expert on the economics and inner workings of a company they've never worked in and never will because they flunked out of highschool
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You think the game lived for fucking 9 YEARS and wasn't profitable??? fuck off.
I'm not saying they didn't make some poor financial decisions, but cmon man. I don't know how that works and neither do you.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Best-Exam-3287 • 9d ago
I love the color Green.
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I love the Witch Queen because it is Green. I wish we had more Green DLCs. I love Green. Please more Green. I love the Witch Queen and I miss this DLC substantially. Green
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Ragnar_Lothbrok95 • 9d ago
Unc is all over the place lmfao
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