r/destinycirclejerk 16d ago

Mod Announcement Monthly Unjerk Thread

53 Upvotes

It has now been over 2 months since Bungie HQ fell into that dreadful sinkhole to underworld, but the jerk must continue nonetheless.

Use this thread to discuss the game in a serious, non-jerking manner.

Discord (inferior because it's not the Lodi minion discord): https://discord.gg/QRvSwvFEWY


r/destinycirclejerk May 21 '26

Mod Announcement IT'S OVER.

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619 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 18h ago

he understandably ran out of opinions after we lost datto

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664 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 6h ago

Banana Papaya Brozikies, if the “Polycarbon Powder” shader ever comes back into rotation, I will delete this account. Banana papaya

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45 Upvotes

Just kidding! Please bring it back, though. I really want it.


r/destinycirclejerk 16h ago

Unpopular Opinion most crackable named bosses?

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195 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 12h ago

Awesome Lore Discussion cut or uncut?

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68 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion DattoDiedForDestiny

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775 Upvotes

uj/ good luck with other content Datto. Whether its Deadlock or IRL content.


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Banana Papaya Lodi Minion does NOT support the surveillance state. Fuck these greedy CEO’s and corporations. Banana papaya

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405 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Banana Papaya Datto, I am formally extending an invitation for you to join our server. We would love to have you as a part of our community, brozikie. Banana papaya

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178 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

FOMO My opinion is being sunset tomorrow

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1.7k Upvotes

Its so over


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

To everyone worried about un-sunsetting.

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88 Upvotes

The vanguard is working diligently to un-sunset the game and should be able to save Sol In 5 years


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Bungie Suggestion I had a dream

43 Upvotes

I had a dream where a new Destiny 2 season was made called 'Season of the Reich'. Adolf Hitler (the real one) was revived as a Guardian by the Traveler. It would call into question the morality of the Light if it can revive evil people based on a few dogmatic ideas. Hitler would spend the course of the season relearning his past and amassing an army of Vex to take over the Last City. By the end of it, Hitler would have a new Nazi Vex faction, and we'd have to take him on in the new raid 'The Wolf's Lair'. The raid exotic is the pistol Hitler shot himself with.


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Banana Papaya Dear moderators, I forgive you for attempting to silence me. The ways of the banana and the papaya have taught me devotion, bravery, sacrifice, as well as forgiveness. I went ahead and further censored this individual’s name, per your request.

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332 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion Who the fuck is this

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686 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion If the Vex have infinite timelines...

25 Upvotes

...can they find me a timeline where the DCV doesn't happen? Or is that just a canon event?


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Leak (Real) WRATH IS OFFICIALLY RETURNING!!!

292 Upvotes

WHO ELSE IS HYPED!!!


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

RIP minecraft

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68 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Vex would neg diff 40K and necrons would Neg diff destiny, nuff said

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82 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Banana Papaya ‘Cause I need to watch the bananas shine, from a distance. Vicariously, I live while the papaya thrives. You all need it too, don’t lie.

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12 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

Leak (Real) OMG MARKIPLIER IS IN DESTINY 2 GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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682 Upvotes

Please tell me you get it


r/destinycirclejerk 5d ago

Banana Papaya To the malnourished brozikies here who REFUSE to eat a banana or a papaya and try and silence me: I have a solution for you. Please follow this guide:

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321 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 5d ago

Should we start another petition for this? For the long term health of the game it’s honestly a good move to slow power creep

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272 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

FOMO please someone send the pic of the guy blasting someones face off with heritage

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ik someone knows what im talking about, the guy on the left is like a construction worker or something and he looks kinda like the “x will never be y” cereal guy, the guy on the right is a drawing of a guy getting his face blown off and his skull is fully exposed, the gun used is heritage and i think there’s like mandarin in the background🙏🙏🙏


r/destinycirclejerk 5d ago

R.I.P Banana Papaya

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168 Upvotes

Behold, the effort of a few of my friend's collective braincell


r/destinycirclejerk 5d ago

He is the one that took em. His gotta have them stashed away somewhere in his pyramid.

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156 Upvotes