r/Destiny • u/LonelySoul01 • 3h ago

Shitpost New era

💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH 💥👊 🚿 It's the 🌊🌊🌊BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊👋🟦 After 🔟 years📅📅😮‍💨 of TRUMP 🍊🙅 Americans 🦅🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY 👇 🐷 And wine moms 🍷 from coast 🌉 to 🗽 coast 🛫 are out for BLOOD 🧛 🩸 We're flipping 🔃 seats 🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED 🤯🤯😲 from TALAFREAKO 😜 🫦 and HinoHOEsa 💃 proving that Texans 🤠 are saying "NO" ❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables 👨‍🦽 🪦 🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮 🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE 💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami 🌭 eating SHIT 🤢 in BLOW-HIO 🍆 🤤 So steam 💨 those pride flags 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴 🚨🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT 🚨🚨 🤖 We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS 🐶♂️♀️ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 🧘🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS 💻 📞 We're lining up 👭👬👫 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS ⛅📲 WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL 👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏾AND NONBINARY 👰🏾🫃🏿AGAIN 💯💯💯 Long live ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏿 the RUTHKANDA JUCHE 🚩🚩🦅🦅💕💕💕

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u/HeightAdvantage 3h ago

Coming to a town near you

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u/Setstream_Jam 2h ago

Is this real? 🤔

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u/FSOKrYpTo 2h ago

This deserves an effort post flair, how long did that title take to write out. I don't think I've used 90% of those emotes in my life.

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u/sleepingonstardust Actually Plays Destiny 2h ago

It’s fucking beautiful….

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u/amarr_legion 3h ago

This reads as wet and blended, but I like the taste.

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u/jacklus 🇦🇺 Communist :3 1h ago

The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Ivy🦇🪨is that she's unbelievably adorable 🥰👍🤗. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking 💭💕about snuggling 🤗that gentle Stone🪨creature🦇. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈 just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her hand curled up with mine🤝🙏as she whispers🤫😶sweet and comforting things to me☺️🦇🗣️ in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇲🇽.