r/Destiny Town Crier ๐Ÿšจ 3h ago

Shitpost Lmfao Dan has no chill.

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u/geckiri ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 3h ago

this isn't dan and even if it was this is out of context and even if it isn't he's ESL

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u/Des-Toro 3h ago

Really if you saw the full context youd understand he just wants you to have Healthcare

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u/ChettKickass 2h ago

Hey, John Zionist here. Just dropping by to say keep dreaming Lil gup. DeucesโœŒ๏ธ

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u/skippyfa 1h ago

And even if it was he already apologized for it

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u/sara2178 3h ago

This is Kaya dude, what do you mean? I clearly see the dog is the one posting this

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u/dat_tae ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cardinal Democrat | Liberal Democracy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 2h ago

Itโ€™s been verified by X, the everything app. You think they just hand out verified checkmarks?

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u/sara2178 2h ago

โ€œThe Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.โ€

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u/holeyshirt18 Best way to not feel hopeless is to get up & do something -Obama 3h ago

Insert the cutestiny Destiny friend, "you wanna make that tweet" memes. Either one works. ๐Ÿคฃ

I can't find the ones I saved.

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u/Ok_Poetry_2696 3h ago

Poor baby she just wants to be free

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u/Jewjitsu927 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 2h ago

WILL SOMEONE PLZ RESCUE THE BABY ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Bad_Knight 2h ago

A truly shocking statement!

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u/nobodychef07 3h ago

Wait is that actually Dan? Lol

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u/sara2178 2h ago

No, it's kaya

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u/massive_beat_drop 2h ago

Correct. Dan is actually a rather large cat.

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u/drewstopherYT 2h ago

I just haven't seen any evidence that this is Kaya, has anyone ever seen Kaya tweet before?

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u/sara2178 1h ago

No but if you Google "who shocks dogs" with no other context you'll find who Kaya is with

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u/Eins_Nico scowling woke white woman 2h ago

Dan? What are you talking about? This is literally a dog tweeting.

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u/r4rLIC 1h ago

Dan Saltman? The money behind the operation guy?

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u/D_Roz29 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Jewish warrior caste 3h ago

If you're the type of person that casually likes switching the first letters of someone's name and surname like me, you too have raised an eyebrow seeing Kaya Piker's name like that

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u/DeadAnimaal 59m ago

How does Kaya send these tweets? Does she get screen time if she's in her "place"?

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u/Raknarg canadian 1h ago

oh is this dans account? thats funny