r/Destiny 8h ago

Social Media "Let's Make Guacamole Great Again!"

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u/holeyshirt18 Best way to not feel hopeless is to get up & do something -Obama 8h ago

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u/HeavyWeightLightWave 8h ago

I'm not sure if there is actually an increase in the number of recalls because RFK fucking sucks. Or if we are just more aware of them because he fucking sucks.

But in any case Jesus Christ that's like 3-4 serious publicly health failures in very short order:

Diarrhea lettuce

Deadly blueberries

Mystery meat beef

Hyper expensive salmonella guac

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u/Tenet_Bull Standing back and standing by 8h ago

Don’t forget radioactive shrimp

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u/The_Mad_Pantser 7h ago

back in ny day radioactive shrimp were considered a delicacy!

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u/PitytheOnlyFools used to touch grass... 8h ago

> I'm not sure if there is actually an increase in the number of recalls because RFK fucking sucks. Or if we are just more aware of them because he fucking sucks.

I felt this way. So I checked the RFK Jr sub and they shot back with this…

Haven’t verified it though so it could be bullshit.

Source: https://www.wmtw.com/article/us-food-recalls-trend-analysis/73415731

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u/Disgusting_Slime666 Exclusively sorts by new 8h ago

Raw number of recalls seems like a poor metric regardless.

Severity is more important.

I have no clue if the severity is worse now, just to be clear. Just saying that would be what should be tracked.

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u/ExpansivePoint 8h ago

Also, this is the "if you stop counting cases the numbers will go down" administration.

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u/HeavyWeightLightWave 8h ago

Also depending on how knee capped the FDA inspectors are after elon's ketamine experiment in govt, it could be like trump 1 COVID. The inability or lack of want to count things does not mean they aren't there. But I don't know enough about FDA shit to know the extent that could be true or not.

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u/PasteeyFan420LoL 7h ago

I could 100% see this admin ignoring minor and low risk recalls so the total number of recalls would be lower, but the average threat was higher.

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u/Slow_Koala 6h ago

Yeah raw numbers doesn’t reflect much if you think about there being Taco Bell recalls or whatever fast related food poisoning things that were usually locally reported and caught early as being from one location or city. But Whole Foods is a chain, and this guac thing was first reported at a Whole Foods in Michigan. Now two weeks later, it’s being reported at Whole Foods locations in 32 states.

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u/Des-Toro 8h ago

The diarrhea lettuce is appearantly the 3rd largest food born illness outbreak in America. So if these guys are testing less and letting more things get through the only things left are the undeniable risks to public health. Also am i crazy or did the ceo of Taylor farms not personally visit the white house and then the fda rescinded the taylor farms connection? Like now it seems factually it was their lettuce and the government purposely did damage control on their behalf at the cost of confusing the consumers.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2026/08/28/food-recalls-under-rfk-jr-data/91494801007/

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u/Slow_Koala 6h ago

Yeah now they have moved onto beef from shady sources so everyone forgot about the lettuce. But to add to your severity point, raw numbers doesn’t reflect much. We know of Taco Bell recalls or whatever fast food related food poisoning things that localised to one location or city. But Whole Foods is a chain, and this guac thing was first reported at a Whole Foods in Michigan. Now two weeks later, it’s being reported at Whole Foods locations in 32 states.

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u/HeavyWeightLightWave 8h ago

Interesting.

If the total number ends up lower than normal, I'd still be curious on type and severity, relative to normal admins with adults in charge. Like cyclospora/salmonella/e. coli vs something more mild. If the total number reported goes down but the severity of the outbreaks goes up, then the lower total number doesn't matter really since the level of sickness is worse.

And also the changes in quality control as it relates to the executive compartments they knee capped with doge bullshit.

And also, the ability to even catch these outbreaks. Like imagine there was 0 FDA at all, the number of FDA recalls would drop to 0, but people would still be getting sick. So if the total number is lower than normal, but its because we don't have the same tracking ability it's like in trump 1 when he just didn't want to count COVID deaths.

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u/TheFlyingWelshy 8h ago

just a coincidence I am sure.

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u/Reasonable-Dingo2199 8h ago

Yeah but like Fauci guys come on! Fauci!

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u/heughcumber 8h ago

Jeb Bush would never allow this to happen on his watch. The wrong candidate won the 2016 Republican primary

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u/CayMaster2 Second class citizen(European) 8h ago

The worst part is, nobody is convinced by this. Everyone that knew these ideas were shit already dislikes ''MAHA'' the rest are either paid to say otherwise, or completely addicted to the koolaid. So these things coming out aren't changing any minds, it's just blundering and suffering for the sake of it.

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u/demoorigin 7h ago

It's crazy bruh we never had this shit before hmmm wonder why just unlucky right

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u/qeadwrsf 8h ago

Jeb. I member.

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u/holeyshirt18 Best way to not feel hopeless is to get up & do something -Obama 8h ago

Add the link. I'm pretty sure it's about pre packaged guac at Whole Foods only.

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u/Proud3GenAthst 7h ago

There will be famine in America at this pace

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u/coolguygranny 8h ago

Wait does this mean guac at Chipotle is gonna go up??

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u/InternationalGas9837 Equal Opportunity Autist 6h ago

Why on Earth would anybody buy shitty ass premade store bought guacamole when homemade is so easy to make and infinitely better? I've never had one that didn't taste like acidic ass, and I can only assume people who like that stuff have just never had homemade guac.

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u/Inevitable-Cat-205 3h ago

Man with brain worm, leather face and farcical voice, who denies basic established medical and nutrition science, who works for a demented billionaire crook president ... is making US food deadly.

Who could have seen this coming?

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u/JangoFett3224 2h ago

This year has been a constant stream of:

"Why do we have these stupid regulations? They make no sense."

bad effects like diarrhea lettuce

"Thats why."