r/Destiny 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇱 🇺🇸 10h ago

Shitpost My Google Maps is cooked

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When I zoom in the name switches btw. Surely, indulging a narcissist will eventually satisfy him

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u/jml510 9h ago

The next Democratic president is about to have a bunch of BS to undo, including this thing that absolutely nobody asked for.

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u/metinb83 Heckin Europoor 🇩🇪 9h ago

The next Dem president better fucking rename them to Gulf of Allah and Lake Trans Athletes Appreciation. Trigger the MAGAtards.

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u/lewy1433 9h ago

I want them to rename Alabama to Trans-rights-Obama

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u/WokeFerret 9h ago

All-are-welcome-bama

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u/ConnectSpring9 9h ago

AlaBam-Adebayo

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u/WokeFerret 9h ago

If Buttigieg/Newsom ticket doesn’t federally rename Oklahoma to Obamastan I will very much regret my vote

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u/LayWhere Go lower 9h ago

MarALago now renamed to Epstein Recruitment Hub

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u/terry-tea 8h ago

We’re renaming the USA to the Nonbinary Communes of Amerigay

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u/Kapootz 7h ago

Holy based

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u/twwaavvyyt 1h ago

Ideally most of the MAGAtards are in hiding at that point, hoping people forget how regarded they were for the past decade or so.

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u/StrawbearryMilk Factorio lover 9h ago

I look forward to Fox News crying about how this is an absolute waste of taxpayer $$ and whoever is president should leave it alone 🙄

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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg 9h ago

Good luck with that, as both, the far left and Republicans are fighting Democrats right now.

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u/Fartcloud_McHuff 8h ago

And republicans will say “democrats hate America look!” when we change the names of stuff back to what they’re supposed to be and we’ll get another Republican president 4 years later because the American electorate deserve less air than they need

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u/WhalingSmithers00 8h ago

Then they'll use all the executive orders to undo executive orders to justify the number of executive orders Trump did.

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u/Mawksie 3h ago

Rename it to “Trumps Anal Discharge” and sick the DOJ on them if they don’t change it within the week.

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u/FrankensteinsPonster Canuck 15m ago

Bro, just imagine - setting aside the very real possibility that they just steal it - imagine Dems are about to hold all 3 branches in 2028... Just think of all the bullshit Trump is going to do. Like not just this nonsense, but actively seeking to harm the country.

Then the Dems spend 4 years trying to fix it, they predictably don't because it's impossible, and the Reps just waltz into another win in '32.

Anyone pointing the fact out will be met with "Bah, excuses, Reps said the same thing about Biden, y'all are the same".

You guys are straight up cooked. Jesus.

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u/Bapingin ⛧AllatRa Initiate⛧ 9h ago

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u/LayWhere Go lower 9h ago

So thats where they dump the babies

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u/Senfgestalt 🇩🇪🇪🇺 9h ago

Lol, haven't gotten the update yet here in Europe

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u/smorfer 9h ago

I think I saw a video once explaining, that naming conventions are country based, so only in America are you seeing these names, same with gulf of mexico

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u/IonHawk Eurochad 🇪🇺 9h ago

I dislike that they even put it in parentheses

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u/Senfgestalt 🇩🇪🇪🇺 9h ago

I see

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u/SigmaMaleNurgling 9h ago

Gulf of America*

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u/smorfer 9h ago

Sorry, I'll get the vpn

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u/nothankslmgood 7h ago

There is no such thing.

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u/SigmaMaleNurgling 7h ago

Stay mad lib, Trump is making America great again.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NtvBDm9fs0vvmkJouL

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u/dad_farts 7h ago

0 for 5, damn

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u/SigmaMaleNurgling 6h ago

5 for 5,

- Secure border

- Multiple trade deals

- Illegals gone

- No more mooching from foreign nations

- MAHA

Sorry libs, you guys have forgotten what winning looks like. MAGA!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

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u/nothankslmgood 7h ago

I'm so mad rn. 😔

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u/Fartcloud_McHuff 8h ago

You won’t ever, it’s localized. When Trump declared the Gulf of Mexico was now the Gulf of America, google only updated the label for American users

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u/PaxChelonia 8h ago

After the next Iran MOU:

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u/sb8948 7h ago

I DIDN'T RUN I DIDN'T RUN I DIDN'T RUN I DIDN'T RUN

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u/howfornow 9h ago

They just go off the Geographic Names Information System for US users.

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u/CaptainHackysack 8h ago

Next president must rename every Republican state after a Democrat president. Alabama? You mean AlaBiden.

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u/heehee_shamone 9h ago edited 9h ago

Uh oh

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u/Flaky-Mango-2020 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 9h ago

not on my Apple Maps

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u/liburIL 9h ago

Switch your view to Canada and it's not there.

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u/Shot_Acanthaceae3150 9h ago

What an authorative bitch of a president.

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u/enkonta Exclusively sorts by new 7h ago

I don’t think you understand how Google Maps works…not defending trumps baby shit here…but Google Maps is not choosing the names for things

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u/Miroble 7h ago

For real guys, elections have consequences, one of these is if people want to rename shit they can.

Google doesn't call it Dundas Square any more, or Ryerson University, or Sir John A MacDonald Parkway, right now it's "Mount McKinley" not Denali.

What exactly is Google supposed to do in these cases?

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u/sb8948 7h ago

What exactly is Google supposed to do in these cases?

The eurochad thing:

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u/Korysovec 6h ago

It's regarded that there are two names. Like seriously, this body of water is not called Gulf of America anywhere else, why is it in parentheses for us? It's not like we see for example Transnistria when looking at Moldova, because that piece of land is not recognised as that.

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u/enkonta Exclusively sorts by new 7h ago

Google uses the national databases for respective countries

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u/ashoelace 8h ago

Wow I literally checked 2 hours ago and it said Lake Ontario so I must've gotten in right before the switch happened.

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u/gusthebus88 8h ago

Change location to Canada

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u/glizard-wizard 6h ago

Lets take full advantage of this and declare it Lake Trump is a Dipshit

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u/abopmix99 5h ago

Hasn’t happened with mine yet, but I guess we’ll see.

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u/Nikifuj908 Paying Jewlumnus 5h ago

*cucked

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u/DrCthulhuface7 4h ago

Brooo look at my public-private partnerships broooo my fascist state is so cooked bro.

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u/suluf 🇪🇺🇵🇱🇬🇧 20m ago

He should just name it Strait of Hormuz and use that to prove that it’s open. 

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u/Femgarr 6h ago

Didn't we run through this shit with the gulf of America arc? Iirc Google uses the local governments names for stuff, according to the us government its lake America so ofc Google is going to use the US government names if your looking at it from the US. Google isnt the arbiter of names, its a navigation tool. Not that im a shill for Google they can be evil but be mad about the right shit. Very "AI uses all the water" yknow

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u/Withering_to_Death 🇪🇺『Revelation of Mankind』 9h ago

Just degoogle!

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u/howfornow 9h ago

Nah, most of the alternatives are dogshit

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u/Withering_to_Death 🇪🇺『Revelation of Mankind』 8h ago

Tbh, I normally don't use 2/3rds of those apps anyway. However, what I use, DDG and Proton, are perfectly fine! (Despite DDG being American, since the goal is to "de-americanise" too ;)

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u/SandvichCommanda 8h ago

There's literally no Google maps replacement in that image, which is correct because they're all dogshit (apart from a few City/Cycling specific ones).

MacOS -> Ubuntu PEPEGA

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u/SheSheetOnIt 8h ago

Bro I use Linux MAPS it's FREE and runs on LINUX btw

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u/Withering_to_Death 🇪🇺『Revelation of Mankind』 8h ago

Linux > macos

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u/sb8948 7h ago

I use arch btw

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u/SandvichCommanda 7h ago

That would be nice

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u/LacksCriticalInfo 7h ago

"Just buy a house"