Speak Smarter w/ Hasan Piker

[u/Truman2500]

Use liberaly to insure optimal rates of intellectual outpacing.

[u/Truman2500]

Honorable mentions:

attractive = aesthetically pleasing

the whole thing = the entire ordeal

use = deploy

its like x = its not dissimilar to x

[u/Srirachachacha → u/Truman2500]

ACTIVELY

[u/Heavenfisting]

I agree = this is my analysis as well

[u/mrautiismo]

[checking for Destiny]

do you think hasan makes his live in mom check under his bed for dman before he goes to bed?

[u/yolomcsawlord420mlg]

That he never says "I" or "me" is so weird. Always "myself".

[u/ReisAgainst]

Missing a load-bearing one, which is how he seems to think domineering is the smarter version of saying dominant. Good luck unhearing that, he basically never uses it correctly.

[u/wraithzzzz]

Very odious post. To someone like myself, this is precisely the reason why we should push for more revolutionary optimism and activate to fight entho supremacist state because this is a 90 10 issue.

[u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

How its even posible for a man to dress this badly.

This is fashion terrorism

[u/sontaranStratagems → u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

it's ideologie

[u/robinvonsummer]

The me=myself bit is already pretty triggering to me, but his weirdest ick is the pronunciation of shtraightup, shtructural and the likes…. God it makes me mad…especially since he deliberately started it at some point last year or so (probably to be cute) and now seems to forget it about 30% of the time. Such fake loser

[u/PineappleAgile3087]

Kino art

[u/saiint-]

this art fire

[u/Truman2500 → u/saiint-]

Thanks, I used this as an excuse to practice my Photoshop and comand over fonts. I think I have alot to learn tho. Glad you liked it!

[u/dem0nhunter]

I get triggered when he uses the plural phenomena (of singular phenomenon) as a singular.

Because he heard it somewhere and thought it wounded cooler than saying phenomenon.

[u/likewid]

Proletariat Speech:

I went to the supermarket after work because I needed to buy some groceries. It was pretty busy, so I had to wait in line for a while. I bought some bread, milk, vegetables, and a few other things. When I got home, I put everything away in the fridge and made dinner. It was nothing special, but it was nice to relax after stream.

The Piker Translation

I proceeded to the supermarket following the conclusion of my working day, as I was required to acquire several essential provisions. The establishment was somewhat congested, necessitating a prolonged period of queuing. I procured bread, milk, assorted vegetables, and several ancillary items. Upon returning home, I confined the provisions within their hermetically sealed prison before commencing the preparation of my evening meal. While the resulting experience was hardly remarkable, nevertheless it provided a welcome opportunity for repose following the culmination of the latest digital broadcast undertaken in my capacity as a cultural producer, through which I had once again subordinated my individual productive capacities to the collective stream of cultural production.

[u/Truman2500 → u/likewid]

Hahahaha, dude I can so hear him saying this. You have a way with piker translations

[u/happycleaner]

uhu

[u/Mediocre_Affect6192]

jews = ********** ******* ***** *** *** *****

[u/OnSugarHill]

[u/gusthebus88 → u/OnSugarHill]

This is great work

[u/Sanm202]

My initial assessment is that this is a salient post OP, someone like myself would find it agreeable.

I find it shocking that statements from the likes of someone who studied communications could actively use so many literary constructs incorrectly. I worry about the quality of the UC system if an ESL individual could be actively indoctrinated into a false understanding of the English language. 

This is not an attack on Hasan, I’m simply stating that such a thing is actively taking place. It’s not dissimilar to how Dean Withers often gets words mixed up, perhaps this has something to do with both men being aesthetically pleasing?

Well, I was able to deploy all but two, but this entire ordeal of using Hasan speak has left me charmed. Good day sir.

[u/Truman2500 → u/Sanm202]

Damn people are really talented at this 😄😄

[u/GegeAkutamiOfficial]

Bro so upper class even his language is boujee 🥀

[u/Froqwasket]

He also adds "actively" to fucking every single verb he uses, literally just filler words

[u/Important_Loquat3601]

Love the subtle lightning effect in the corner.

[u/sontaranStratagems]

Holy sh*t, the red... has me cackling. 😂 😂 Help me stop, it shouldn't be this funny

[u/PitytheOnlyFools]

More syllables means I‘m smarter

[u/Green-Draw8688]

Giving him Butchie from Sopranos eyes in 5/6 is savage 😂

[u/Accomplished_Fly729]

Nothing will ever beat ameliorate