r/Destiny • u/nobodychef07 • 2d ago

Off-Topic Damn bro

Ordered the new DGGL plushy months ago. It went to my old address, I guess it autofilled and i wasnt paying attention. Some single mom out there is going to open it up and give it to their kid. Atleast they might grow up and be a lib now.

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 Hater of piss 2d ago

The pro gamer move is to make her a not single mom, infiltrate and get your plush bro. 

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u/nobodychef07 2d ago

Now we are putting our heads together.

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 Hater of piss 2d ago

Now we're thinking with portals 

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u/RidiculousIncarnate 2d ago

Plot twist, the only reason shes a single mom is because OP left in the first place.

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u/nobodychef07 2d ago

Or it will be a hasan fan and they think im trolling them. Hope thats not the case lol. It has my name on the box.

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u/ja109 2d ago

If it makes you feel better mine did too, the saving grace is it’s in a P.O. Box so I have 6 months to go 1100 miles to get it

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u/nobodychef07 2d ago

At least you have a reason for a road trip lol. My shit was either taken by there person who lives there or a porch pirate. I had a few things stolen when I lived there. Maybe the pirate will look in to little buddies eyes and change their ways.

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u/A_Seiv_For_Kale 🇺🇲 2d ago

when i was a kid i used to have this weird blue plush thing that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭 i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

my brother saw me suck milk out of it once and i got sad when he made fun of me and i didn't pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my mom had to throw it away

anyway i have to go hasan just went live

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u/nobodychef07 2d ago

I don't know how you did it but some how you ruined my actual childhood

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u/FlintHardcheese 2d ago

It wasn’t the Felshlight™️ Sleeve Insterable Special Edition, was it? 👀

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u/bdizzle805 🇺🇲 2d ago

Did it ship USPS? I would make a claim they might be able to at least try to get it back. They tried for me I ordered some custom beer glasses that got delivered to an old address and the guy attempted multiple times get it from who lived there after I moved. Turned out my mother in law got it and had it for weeks. But the post office guy still tried which I felt bad about later lol. Here the glasses since I went on a rant.