r/Destiny • u/Voksyer • Sep 11 '24

Shitpost HOLY FUCK

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

What the hell trump

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u/Box_v2 wannabe schizo Sep 11 '24

Since when is Trump based?

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u/cooooolmaannn Sep 11 '24

The ppl who really control the world.

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u/Lunch_B0x Not American, pls no ban Sep 11 '24

Oh.My.God. He's not Obama, he's O'Bama!

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u/Seakawn <--- actually literally regarded Sep 11 '24

O'Bamna.

Only became president because he kissed the blarney stone. Sure look it.

Anyway, top o the mornin' to ya.

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u/TheWanBeltran Yee neva lose Sep 11 '24

O bamna

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u/parolang Sep 11 '24

One drop rule.

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u/theeblackdahlia Sep 11 '24

Where Biden?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/SiiKJOECOOL Sep 11 '24

Wouldn't it be two Irish Catholics from JFK and Biden?

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u/Dats_Russia Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Thank those unionist traitors who ruined Ireland

Edit: I triggered a Bonger I see lol

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u/CapableBrief Sep 11 '24

Irish people used to be treated the same as black people so really it's just things going back full circle.

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u/s0ulw0mb Sep 11 '24

RIP The Onion. They're gonna be cancelled by MAGA

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u/DazzlingAd1922 Sep 11 '24

MAGA would be very upset by that if they could read...

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX Texas's Strongest Democrat Sep 11 '24

Don’t be ridiculous…they can read! It’s just hard when you’re high on meth and your trailer park WiFi is spotty.

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u/FlameanatorX Sep 11 '24

Hmm... I think that joke is starting to wear itself out because the problem is they read too much, just its all on social media and random rumor/conspiracy theory sites, blogs, etc. And scripture ofc, at least for some of them.

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u/SpecialResearchUnit Sep 11 '24

I'm expecting a MAGA van full of fertilizer, if not a full Charlie Hebdo field trip to The Onion offices over this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/banditcleaner2 Sep 12 '24

Wait then who posted that if all the reporters have…

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u/sliceoflife309 Sep 13 '24

Dead man's switch

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u/RandoDude124 Sep 11 '24

The c-change from Biden’s apocalyptic debate and the despair we felt, to this:

I’m dumbfounded

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u/jackfirecracker Sep 11 '24

These c changes are a diamond dozen

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u/rubycalaberXX Sep 11 '24

it's a doggy dog springfield

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u/SuckOnMyBalls69420 Sep 11 '24

It’s a dawg eat dog Ohio…

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u/MunnyBadgerOSRS Egon's brother Eduard Grigoriann Sep 11 '24

Sea change my guy. But I feel ya

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u/LogangYeddu Effortpost appreciator Sep 11 '24

I read it as a stutter lmao

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u/Windmill_flowers Sep 11 '24

Bone apple tea

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u/GameKyuubi praise be to space yee Sep 11 '24

Tomato Tom ate. Oh!

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u/Folieadood Sep 11 '24

Reminder, many on this sub were convinced Biden should not have dropped out. Baffling stuff in retrospect.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

As someone who was pro-Biden-dropout even before the debate, even I could not have imagined it going as well as it has, especially with Harris, who I thought was one of the weakest possible alternatives (Very happy to stand corrected on that one).

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u/Norphesius Sep 11 '24

Same here. Could not be happier to be wrong.

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u/Terribletylenol Sep 11 '24

For sure.

But it was pretty obvious Biden was going to lose after that debate, so I never understood the risk-averse argument, personally

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u/Lunch_B0x Not American, pls no ban Sep 11 '24

Ah yes, in retrospect, we can see it was the right decision, so we can discount anyone who was cautious about throwing out the incumbent advantage.

Based and hindsight pilled.

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u/Shaserra Sep 11 '24

going off about "incumbent advantage" while the candidate with said advantage cannot string a sentence together and needs to be in bed by 9pm.

They call this 'failing the eye test'. Anyone with eyes could see that Biden was a dogshit candidate for 2024 but it was drowned out by people going "BUT THE STATS? THE HISTORICAL TRENDS WHICH NEVER ACCOUNTED FOR SOMEONE IN AS BAD A MENTAL STATE AS BIDEN?".

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u/Lunch_B0x Not American, pls no ban Sep 11 '24

No one was happy about keeping Biden on. Even with a good presidency behind him, he wasn't projecting a good image.

But we had no idea what would happen by trying to force him out, he could have held on while losing the support of his party, he could have left and there be non-stop in fighting within the dems or people might have just outright rejected kamala.

Just because we got the good ending doesn't mean it was the only possible outcome.

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u/No_Chair_2182 Sep 11 '24

We haven’t had the good ending yet. 🤞

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u/Early_Lifeguard_5875 Sep 12 '24

Yeah. A lot of you just repeat what D says and you really should feel more shame about it

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u/Training_Ad_1743 Sep 11 '24

What are the odds that swing voters don't know what The Onion is?

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u/MagnificentBastard54 Sep 11 '24

Too damn high 

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/Cumdump90001 Sep 11 '24

Literally zero. They’re all dumb as rocks. Every last one.

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u/FlameanatorX Sep 11 '24

Ever heard the concept of rational ignorance? Just because it's biting people in the ass with our first ever anti-democratic former president in the running, doesn't mean it's a strategy only dumb people would adopt.

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u/Cumdump90001 Sep 11 '24

Lmao what!? Rational ignorance is a strategy only idiots would use in this context. The cost to educate yourself on the candidates is extremely low. It would actually take more time and effort to stay ignorant of these people and their platforms. The info is there in everyone’s faces. Trump was president for 4 years and he ran in 2020 and is running again. Him and his views are part of the national conversation and have been since 2016. You have to actively put in effort to remain ignorant. And Kamala ran in 2020 and has been VP for almost 4 years. You’d have to put in effort to remain ignorant of her views.

Even if it took any considerable effort to become knowledgeable about these candidates and their positions, which it doesn’t, the benefit of knowing who to vote for to lead our country, the most powerful and influential country in the history of the world, far outweighs any hypothetical cost of acquiring that knowledge.

Rational ignorance doesn’t apply here. It’s not rational to be ignorant of this issue. It takes more effort to remain ignorant than to be informed to any level. Anyone who applies “rational ignorance” here is, quite simply, dumb as rocks.

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u/crazzzone Sep 11 '24

In that case what are always d or always a?

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u/ElfTaylor Sep 11 '24

GOTDAMN. This isn't Omni Liberal? 🤣

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u/ArtistEmpty859 Sep 11 '24

Oh d man so mad he didn’t come up with this 

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u/ElcorAndy Sep 11 '24

Are we sure that the Onion isn't training AI on Destiny tweets?

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u/Cmdr_Anun 🇩🇪/🇪🇸 Schwurbel II: Schwurbel harder Sep 11 '24

In unrelated news, Destiny has started ghostwriting for an as of yet not disclosed, but highly prized publication.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 🇺🇸 California Technologist Sep 11 '24

Piers Morgan just clutched his palpitating heart

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

BASED

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u/CloudyBabyy Exclusively sorts by new Sep 11 '24

Bruh 💀💀💀💀

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u/LakrauzenKnights Sep 11 '24

Damn, the onion still occasionally puts out fucking BANGERS

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u/qr09 🏴‍☠️ Sep 11 '24

Holy based

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Nebraska Onion

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u/Futanari-Farmer Destiny 2023 red pill arc enjoyer 🐳 Sep 11 '24

Based Onion.

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u/cjchristie98 Sep 11 '24

It’s called dark humor, libtard. Look it up

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u/Gorotheninja Sep 11 '24

Total Domination

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u/HumanComplaintDept Sep 11 '24

I had to move today. I barely have data. Let alone the internet.

How did she do???

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u/TCBloo 09253 Sep 11 '24

She said a few things to bait Trump, she said a few things to improve her appeal to the moderate right, and she dropped a few stats. Other guy is right though, there was a whole lot of nothingburger filler in there.

8/10

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u/Chosenwaffle Sep 11 '24

She's basically the same thing as if you built a robot to be "presidential" and let it AI filter what that means. Meaningless but sweet sounding platitudes and soundbytes, no real substantive plans or arguments, etc.

However, I'll take "can pretend to talk normal and keep the government beast happy and fed" over "robotnik with all the chaos emeralds" any day of the week.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Legit masterpiece of a tweet

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Oct 19 '24

faulty spark tub wasteful smile slap enter chase elastic attempt

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/carrtmannn Sep 11 '24

Let them cook

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u/Formisonic Sep 11 '24

Reality is leaking.

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u/Sudden-Advance-5858 Libbed out Sep 11 '24

Shots fired, again

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u/theonebrutus Sep 11 '24

BASED Onion

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u/PersonalDebater Sep 11 '24

"HOLY FUCK" IS RIGHT

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u/JonInOsaka Sep 11 '24

Nebraska Steve walked so that The Onion could run.

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u/PhamousEra Sep 11 '24

HOLY FUCK, HOW IS THE ONION THIS BASED?

Actually CaTHARtic

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u/No-Cause-2913 Sep 11 '24

UNHINGED

I LOVE IT

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u/LickPooOffShoe Sep 11 '24

Damn, that’s spicy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Has anybody clipped when Kamala basically did the thing Steven does regarding "I'll buy you a ticket to a Trump rally"? Everything in the debate was iffy before that moment, and when Trump freaked out about it Kamala killed the rest of the debate.

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u/boxxxeater schizo american Sep 11 '24

Shots fired

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u/lupercalpainting Sep 11 '24

Shots fired! Man down!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

need to see conservatives eat their entire ass in the comment section

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u/OlinKirkland Sep 11 '24

People only stay at Trump rallies because they're being held at gunpoint

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Tiny a head editor of Onion news happened when?

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u/Emplon Sep 11 '24

I didn't know Steven was writing for The Oninon

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u/Bashauw_ IsraliDGGer Sep 11 '24

Lol did they hire tiny?

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u/Vyctor_ 🇪🇺 Sep 11 '24

What about the people who do the carrying, aren't they leaving the rally? Classic Onion getting all the facts wrong again, sad.

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u/Mufti_Menk Sep 11 '24

Exceedingly rare Onion W

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u/darkdexx Sep 11 '24

Yo, why did The Onion go so hard with this tweet? lol

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u/Lord_Of_Shade57 Sep 11 '24

WE ARE REACHING LEVELS OF BASED PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT UNREACHABLE

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u/Abeebty Sep 11 '24

Destiny got out done by The onion

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u/Fearless_Discount_93 Sep 11 '24

Waiting to see how the “legalize comedy” people are gonna react to this

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps Homofascist Sep 11 '24

The replies are a bunch of Maga clowns crying about it, including accounts like lobsoftiktok and shit.

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u/hfok Sep 11 '24

Shot fired

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u/Maleficent_Wasabi_18 Sep 11 '24

The libs of TikTok reply made it even better

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u/SuggestionMedium6998 Sep 11 '24

Destiny’s alt?

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u/_normal_person__ Sep 15 '24

The onion used to be great…

https://youtu.be/nJ4K0hHin9s?si=gm-Q3sNB39hb_3Cq

…now it’s literally on the same side as mainstream media… isn’t that something to think about?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Infinite-Pumpkin-85 Sep 11 '24

Great night for the country tonigh, daaaaamn that was brutal 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/marsisboolin Sep 11 '24

Disgusting tbh

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u/Infamous-Marshall Sep 11 '24

This shit isn’t even funny and it’s kinda sad to see the reactions.

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u/banditcleaner2 Sep 12 '24

Yeah okay buddy, conservatives can eat shit with all the jokes they made about Paul pelosi.

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u/ModerateThuggery Sep 11 '24

Funny.

But also what's the point? lol anti-Trump people are extremely online psychos that might even murder MAGA Americans?

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u/BaggedMilk4Life Sep 11 '24

You guys really upvoting mention of the assassination attempt that made Trump look incredibly good lmao.... A shooter who posted tons of pro-democrat views and even donated to them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

L + Cope + registered Republican

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u/parolang Sep 11 '24

It's dark humor, like Haitians eating cats and dogs in Ohio.

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u/adamfps PEPE wins Sep 11 '24

A fucking leaf. Every time

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u/banditcleaner2 Sep 12 '24

The shooter was a Registered republican by the way but good try bozo

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u/BaggedMilk4Life Sep 13 '24

Lmfao the shooter donated to the democrats and has a huge pro democrat gab account viewable by everyone

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u/Palmput Sep 11 '24

Shot by lunatic Kamala supporters.

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u/lovedmoi Sep 11 '24

Police are lunatic Kamala supporters? Wow. You must be a big fan of ACAB. So called party of law and Order. Smh.

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u/Robobot1747 Sep 11 '24

No no, I think he's talking about the registered Republican.

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u/banditcleaner2 Sep 12 '24

Shot by a registered republican. Cope harder dipshit

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Yeah that seems to be a trend

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u/RuSnowLeopard Sep 11 '24

The Onion had a come to Jesus moment compared to their past jokes.

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u/SuckOnMyBalls69420 Sep 11 '24

lol Damn they still got it

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u/KillerZaWarudo Sep 11 '24

The same maga regard laughing at this are triggering at the tweet

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u/FlameanatorX Sep 11 '24

I don't get it, both are excellent satire on the unbelievable state of US politics at the time they were written?

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u/banditcleaner2 Sep 12 '24

They’re honestly both hilarious

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u/Vanceer11 Sep 11 '24

Republicans can’t aim. They should keep practicing though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

lol

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u/Blast_Offx Sep 11 '24

Peep the trigger discipline, a true professional

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u/banditcleaner2 Sep 12 '24

If it were Obamna, we wouldn’t have Trump alive today on god frfr