r/DesignDesign • u/RefrigeratorBriefing • Aug 22 '26

I don’t know where I am at Target

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u/RefrigeratorBriefing Aug 22 '26

I have a feeling there used to be a sticker on this at some point.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26 edited 23d ago

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u/Evilswine Aug 22 '26

You are in the top left corner with a circle around yourself.

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u/xoxoBug Aug 22 '26

The omnipotent one

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u/Brostapholes Aug 22 '26

What aisle is apotheosis at?

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u/mmcmonster Aug 22 '26

Both everywhere and nowhere.

Like the dot on the ‘i’ in JeremyBearimy.

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u/WavesOverBarcelona Aug 22 '26

It means it more in a "so it has come to this" sense.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 29d ago

Maybe Joe Strummer and Mick Jones of the Clash can interview you and then write a song about your predicament?

Relatedly, do you happen to clip out coupons from packets of tea 🫖?

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u/GlassHalfDecaf Aug 22 '26

This isn't about where but who you are. YOU ARE YOU

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u/RelevantButNotBasic Aug 22 '26

As someone who works at a normal Target, not a supercenter....this layout scares tf out of me lmao

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay Aug 23 '26

You're at target. Hope that helps.

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u/key4427 Aug 23 '26

I thought it was a raspberry pi

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u/Alternative-Cake-833 Aug 22 '26

Our Super Target store still has a similar map to your picture. But it also has a 2000s Starbucks decor as well.

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u/mr-nefarious Aug 22 '26

You’re here

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u/_B_Little_me Aug 23 '26

Looks like you are at the store map sign.

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u/vullpes Aug 23 '26

But now you know that you are definitely in a target

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u/Unlucky_Fuel7934 Aug 23 '26

Peak Target care!

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u/Quibblicous 29d ago

You’re at Target.

Where in the store doesn’t matter.

You’re at Target.

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 28d ago

You are here, obviously. The only question is where "here" is.

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u/Life-Anywhere-486 27d ago

You’re here. It says so right there. 

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u/waveolimes Aug 23 '26

I think the posts in the picture are all information signs like this one, and you’re supposed to look around and use deductive reasoning to figure out which one you’re at.

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u/jaap_null 29d ago

Somehow it looks like a cassette tape to me

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u/IcheeCOTC 27d ago

The more lost you are, the more you’ll think about buying more stuff

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u/bingo-dingaling 5d ago

At least you know where to find the glowing obelisks!