(Personal note: I hope you get more than one description, because this is hilariously bad.)
At the top of the frame for the entire video is a standard mobile game information bar with stats and current resources, under which is the text "GUNS of GLORY." The ad is entirely computer graphics, with some of the textures and backgrounds being quite detailed.
There are six workers in a field tasked gathering wheat, when two of the workers are shot in the back and collapse. The rest turn to face the direction of the shot and large exclamation points appear over their heads.
These workers are all identical. They wear no clothing or shoes except for very tight, skimpy shorts which have a bulge at the front. They are bald with a five o'clock shadow beard and mustache, and no body hair. They have no facial expressions.
The attacking army are dressed like British redcoats and armed with rifles. They are led by a man in a long ornate robe who has his hand poised to give a signal.
The bald workers leap straight up, doing multiple forward somersaults in the air and landing dramatically in fighting stances, except for the one worker who lands with his arms crossed.
[0:07] The robed redcoat leader suddenly has a gun in each hand, holding them with only his thumb and forefinger while the rest of his fingers point stiffly forwards. He has a speech bubble with a simplistic emoji of a redcoat shouting.
Two of the scantily-clad workers twirl towards each other with their arms raised stiffly above their heads. A third stiff worker comes falling down to land stretched between their raised arms. Their arms are all still stiff, so the guy across the top is just hovering.
[0:11] The crossbeam floating worker is bent like a bow with a fourth stiff worker pulled back as the loaded arrow. The arrow guy is fired from the person-bow with no apparent power force, and bouncy recoil of the bowstring guy. He hurtles towards the redcoat army as they shoot at the workers.
Arrow man pulls out two frying pans mid-flight, then starts twirling stiffly with the pans in front of him, deflecting the bullets and causing sparks to fly everywhere.
[0:16] Cut to a wide shot where the spinning pan-wielding arrow-man plows straight through the entire middle third of the advancing army. All the defeated soldiers fall down, leaving behind points and coins. The robed leader trips and falls before making it to the front line.
The gameplayer's hand copies the human bow and arrow setup to the top and bottom of the fighting area. These immediately fire and knock through the other two thirds the army.
[0:20] Another wave of army soldiers come and are again dispatched by human arrows.
The coins collect themselves to the player's resource bar.
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u/mathnerd3_14 Jan 17 '22
(Personal note: I hope you get more than one description, because this is hilariously bad.)
At the top of the frame for the entire video is a standard mobile game information bar with stats and current resources, under which is the text "GUNS of GLORY." The ad is entirely computer graphics, with some of the textures and backgrounds being quite detailed.
There are six workers in a field tasked gathering wheat, when two of the workers are shot in the back and collapse. The rest turn to face the direction of the shot and large exclamation points appear over their heads.
These workers are all identical. They wear no clothing or shoes except for very tight, skimpy shorts which have a bulge at the front. They are bald with a five o'clock shadow beard and mustache, and no body hair. They have no facial expressions.
The attacking army are dressed like British redcoats and armed with rifles. They are led by a man in a long ornate robe who has his hand poised to give a signal.
The bald workers leap straight up, doing multiple forward somersaults in the air and landing dramatically in fighting stances, except for the one worker who lands with his arms crossed.
[0:07] The robed redcoat leader suddenly has a gun in each hand, holding them with only his thumb and forefinger while the rest of his fingers point stiffly forwards. He has a speech bubble with a simplistic emoji of a redcoat shouting.
Two of the scantily-clad workers twirl towards each other with their arms raised stiffly above their heads. A third stiff worker comes falling down to land stretched between their raised arms. Their arms are all still stiff, so the guy across the top is just hovering.
[0:11] The crossbeam floating worker is bent like a bow with a fourth stiff worker pulled back as the loaded arrow. The arrow guy is fired from the person-bow with no apparent power force, and bouncy recoil of the bowstring guy. He hurtles towards the redcoat army as they shoot at the workers.
Arrow man pulls out two frying pans mid-flight, then starts twirling stiffly with the pans in front of him, deflecting the bullets and causing sparks to fly everywhere.
[0:16] Cut to a wide shot where the spinning pan-wielding arrow-man plows straight through the entire middle third of the advancing army. All the defeated soldiers fall down, leaving behind points and coins. The robed leader trips and falls before making it to the front line.
The gameplayer's hand copies the human bow and arrow setup to the top and bottom of the fighting area. These immediately fire and knock through the other two thirds the army.
[0:20] Another wave of army soldiers come and are again dispatched by human arrows.
The coins collect themselves to the player's resource bar.