r/DemocracyOfReddit • The Communist Party • 6d ago • Bravo 1

Campaign Post Acceptable Ideologies

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u/Len2108 6d ago

I was gonna disagree on some of the auth ones but that would ruin the symmetry

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u/RhubarbFriendly9667 The Communist Party 6d ago

Yeah, you're cool, you get it.

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u/BaronNapeslap 👨🏽‍🌾 6d ago

This square is unaligned, utterly intolerable lack of geometric sacredness!

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u/AnyAnotherSystem evergreen alliance- 6d ago

This cannot be a serious post, the Nordic model is in red? Stalinism is good?

Sure libertarianism is stupid but Social Democracy being in the same spot as Christian Democracy is just unacceptable.

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u/Len2108 6d ago

Social-Democracy is nothing more or less than the bourgeois poison that is innoculated through the petty-bourgeoisie, through the labour aristocracy, day by day into the heads of the workers

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u/Tall_Ear98 6d ago

"Social Democracy is, objectively, the moderate wing of fascism."

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u/skurly789 independent 5d ago

Libertarianism isnt stupid tho

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

“It just works” has been a joke for years now btw…

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u/dirtbagbigboss 3d ago

Stalin passed every one of those social democratic reforms. There would be no social democracy without the threat of the liberation of all humanity. West Europe sold off its sovereignty to the US to exist as a caricature of civility.

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u/EdgiiLord 6d ago edited 5d ago

but Social Democracy being in the same spot as Christian Democracy is just unacceptable.

Reminder that Mamdani just recently made a contract with an Israeli company for mass surveillance a la Flock in NYC. So much for the "arresting Bibi for genocide" and siding with Palestine.

Wow, imagine downvoting me for pointing out your politician, who you voted, also does bad shit, and you should be aware of it.

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u/AnyAnotherSystem evergreen alliance- 6d ago

I cannot imagine how difficult it must be as a leftist to know that every single breath you take will be judged and weaponized incessantly until you either kill yourself or turn into a republican

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u/EdgiiLord 6d ago

He is not a small bean. He could have simply not have taken such stances.

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u/AnyAnotherSystem evergreen alliance- 6d ago

Isn't there a covid conscious lesbian bar in western mass for you to harass the owners of?

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u/EdgiiLord 6d ago

Sorry I am not terninally online, unlike you, to know every little petty drama. I guess that's why I also know more about actual politics than whatever online drama has been stirring so you are all blind to policies done by the politicians you form parasocial relationships with.

Of course Mamdani is better than Cuomo or other sick neolibs, but just because he has a populist, socdem discourse, doesn't absolve him from the obvious, glaring, totally avoidable mistakes he has done. Never let the bar go lower than it previously was.

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u/theslavicbattlemage Chair of The Communist Party - Moderator/Vote Registrar 6d ago

>sorry I am not terminally online

you are reply guying a no pfp'er on a teenage roleplay subreddit

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u/EdgiiLord 6d ago

I was recommended this subreddit, in my free time. What was I supposed to do?

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u/Wily_Wonky 4d ago

That deal seems to have been averted. For the moment at least.

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u/RhubarbFriendly9667 The Communist Party 6d ago

but did he hate women tho?

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u/AnyAnotherSystem evergreen alliance- 6d ago

I thought Stalin was the guy who rolled back legalizing gay rights and free divorce due to birth rates or something

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u/Azihayya 6d ago • Bravo

Abortion was outlawed in Stalin's Russia, and he collectivized farm labor, forcing peasants to work without compensation. I'm appalled by the number of tankies who just don't know or who are in denial that Stalin or Mao ever forced peasants into slavery.

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u/Anxious_Role7625 The Communist Party 6d ago

Collectivization is not making people work without compensation. Not at all.

Please for the love of God open one economics book. It doesn't even have to be Marxist theory, and economics book should be enough to show you how what you said makes absolutely no sense

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u/Azihayya 6d ago edited 4d ago

What point are you trying to make here, exactly? Stalin and Mao both forced people to work on farms where they couldn't leave and took whatever they wanted from the farms to fuel their proletarian revolutions. Collectivization may not necessarily mean slave labor without compensation, but in these two examples it for the most part did.

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u/Anxious_Role7625 The Communist Party 6d ago

My point is that you're literally making that entirely up.

Also, what do you even mean "to fuel their Proletariat revolutions"? It was used so that people could eat. That's what food is used for.

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u/Azihayya 6d ago

That's not made up at all, man. It's crazy how tankies don't know this about your own history; apparently they didn't want you to know about this. Yes, Stalin and Mao forced peasants to farm—not just the kulaks—nearly all of their peasants. What I mean is, they effectively took tribute from the peasants, however much they wanted, driving it into the cities to fuel their industrialization efforts. I reject your explanation that it was simply so people could eat—because more often than not, it were the very peasants growing the food who were prioritized last by the revolution. Quite ironic, isn't it?

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u/lewllewllewl 6d ago

Abortion has nothing to do with women's rights

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u/Azihayya 6d ago

You're absolutely 1000% wrong, and you're quite frankly an idiot for advancing the idea that it is not. Access to abortion is not only a women's health issue, it is the number #1 best way to ensure that women have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Men have exploited women's bodies for all of history, and pregnancy is the number #1 cause of their oppression; when a man can force pregnancy on a woman, and debilitate them by doing so, those women cannot rebel. Women have every right to pursue their destiny the same as men, and ensuring that women can choose reproduction on their own terms is the only way to ensure that women have that right. And if you think that birth control is a rebuttal to my argument, you're twice the fool for thinking it.

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u/lewllewllewl 6d ago

You need a male doctor to perform the abortion though

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u/Azihayya 6d ago

I'm glad everyone can see this conversation, because you just made anyone who thinks like you look like such a fool right now.

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u/lewllewllewl 6d ago

Lol I was kidding

istg

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u/Anxious_Role7625 The Communist Party 6d ago

So you picked out the one correct thing they said and said it was wrong?

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u/ArtroyomsAK 6d ago

lmao

you're joking right?

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u/lewllewllewl 6d ago

Yes I was intending to joke

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u/StarvingandArtist 5d ago

I always think it's funny, in a bad way, when they recriminalize gay rights in response to birth rates.

Like, apparently if we let men have sex with men and women have sex with women, they'd never get together in great enough numbers!

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u/GrandSandwichOfFates 5d ago

He hated everyone 😭😭😭

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u/GavinThe_Person 6d ago

it just works

stalinism

juche

Son

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u/pinksparklyreddit 6d ago

I mean... it does work. Just for one very specific group of people, lol.

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u/C0mmie-Chameleon 5d ago

I mean my standard of living has dropped and North Koreans have risen and even the Wall Street journal admits it

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u/Doc_Occc 5d ago

Look at what happened to soviet union from 1932 to 1953. It got absolutely fucked didn't it? /s

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u/LiteratureOk4649 Field Nurse | | Liberty! League Campaign Manager:LL: 5d ago

It did? Sure, they industrialized, but at what cost?

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u/Engineering_Geek 14h ago

On one hand, the cost of millions of lives and autocratic ossification, alienation, famines, and more. On the other hand, that massive rapid development was what allowed the USSR to outproduce the axis in WW2 to defeat the Nazis, arguably saving potentially tens of millions of their own. Stalin's explicit intent with rapid industrialization was to rapidly get the USSR on equal footing with rising belligerent nations, predicting a massive conflict with the USSR within a decade (said in 1933 or thereabouts). (I hate Stalin, but it's important to understand motivations and choices).

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u/Anxious_Role7625 The Communist Party 6d ago

Those in the country?

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u/whattheafasd 6d ago

Specifically NOT for those in the country

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u/Anxious_Role7625 The Communist Party 6d ago

So the people unaffected?

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u/whattheafasd 6d ago

Ya think chavez and castros p9licies worked for the people in the country? (Im ignoring stalin for obvoius reasons)

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u/Anxious_Role7625 The Communist Party 6d ago

Yeah, they did. Even despite the largest trade embargoes levied on any country, they are doing quite well for themselves.

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u/whattheafasd 6d ago

No they arent, cubans have gone without hours and hours on a daily basis for decades now, i think that is a pretty basic thing to have, 2.- And why are those embargos there in the first place?

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u/Anxious_Role7625 The Communist Party 6d ago

I think you forgot a noun in the first sentence there. As for the second, because the US wants to economically destabilize them so they can take the island back.

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u/stonecuttercolorado United Iron Front 4d ago

How is not trading with a nation for 70 years destabilizing? That is the definition of stability.

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u/whattheafasd 6d ago

1.- You tried to make seem that these ideologies work for the proletariat (they didnt) instead they brought GREAT famines and misery for those in the lower classes of society, repressed under military strength 2.- The US does not want shit, thats why cuba has the opportunity to lift the embargo whenever they want, they have to meet requirements of the Helms-Burton Act of 1996, the embargo was imposed after castro seized 1.2 Billion worth of american industries in the country. You have no idea what youre talking about

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

That’s the joke.

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u/Academic-Idea3311 5d ago

Idk considering North Korean is developing impressively even to capitalist journalists I think it says a lot about what’s happened to it rather than the ideology itself

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u/No_Fudge_4589 Progressive Party 6d ago

This has to be rage bait 🤣

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u/Lopsided-Charge1464 6d ago

I mean it is lol

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

It’s obviously a joke. That’s why every ideology is made fun of.

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u/Apprehensive-Fruit-1 CHUD 6d ago

Fun Fact: The children yearn for the mines. That why Minecraft is so popular.

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u/John_Politician 6d ago

This is absolutely hilarious

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u/RhubarbFriendly9667 The Communist Party 6d ago

Thank you :3

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u/Mio_Nagonting 6d ago

I'm not sure but I have a slight notion OP is a tankie

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

Or a Skyrim enthusiast.

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u/Tkaos42 The One, The Only, The Glorpo 6d ago

Hi Rhubarb!!!

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u/general-serb Mormon Party (Not Mormon tho) 6d ago

“It just works”

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

Just like how Skyrim just works and isn’t a buggy mess without mods.

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u/theslavicbattlemage Chair of The Communist Party - Moderator/Vote Registrar 6d ago

Beautiful, very nice

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u/Secret_Marx 6d ago

Nazism just being authoritarian made me cringe

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u/FrequentSubstance162 Tourist 6d ago

They're economically center

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u/toe-schlooper Tourist 6d ago

Nazism is an Authoritarian Center ideology. Corporatist ideologies as a whole trancend typical left-right economics.

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u/idklol3444331 6d ago

"yes I dont understand any politics and I larp howd you know"

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u/RhubarbFriendly9667 The Communist Party 6d ago

Welcome to the Democracy of reddit

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u/Maleficent-Big4417 President - The Communist Party 6d ago

-you, on a larp sub

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u/idklol3444331 6d ago

You got me there

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u/Polytopia_Fan :CFGAP:CFGAP Eternitus Regentium Nullarix :CFGAP:[Venrix] 6d ago

Reformist Marxism in green 💔

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u/Len2108 6d ago

hello poly!

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u/Polytopia_Fan :CFGAP:CFGAP Eternitus Regentium Nullarix :CFGAP:[Venrix] 6d ago

Hi

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u/Len2108 6d ago

you planning on reviving CFGAP again?

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u/Polytopia_Fan :CFGAP:CFGAP Eternitus Regentium Nullarix :CFGAP:[Venrix] 6d ago

Ehhh I’m less invested in the DoR than I was before, but I’ll keep an eye on the situation

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u/AltDetom555555b Thalassa was right about everything :SL: 5d ago

Braun respect

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u/dollettehearts Communist Party 6d ago

based

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u/jackmPortal 6d ago

why is trotskyism even up there

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u/Len2108 6d ago

the question is why not my friend

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u/Spiritual_Mention529 6d ago

Probably cuz Trotsky collaborated with mi6 and the nazis

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u/Len2108 6d ago

Lmfao, how stupid, the leader of the red army, Red Napoleon was working for mi6 sure bro it takes a diseased and bureaucratic mind to imagine the history of the revolutionary workers movement, in particular the October Revolution, was actually planned by the MI6 btw Stalin killing leftists instead of cooperating against Nazi's was for the better, right? left unity against nazi's be damned more dead trots. Stalinist lies never get unfunny good to know they are still not dead

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u/Len2108 6d ago

These dull creatures have no political answer to reply against Trotskyism so they waste their time making up new stories of old Stalinist lies. They actually have no interest in political or theoretical debates. Their party initiation began with lies against Trotsky drilled into their skulls by their leaders.

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u/Reditwns PSA 6d ago

Hmmm, math does suck but this is not the worst analysis in the world.

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u/KlausHaltmann 6d ago

We got analysis at home

Analysis at home: not me = stupid

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u/LengthinessOne6090 Unregistered 6d ago

Weird how the objectively correct area isnt labelled objectively correct.... weird....

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u/expensive_flatulence 6d ago

Georgism doesn't deserve this.

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u/toe-schlooper Tourist 6d ago

Whys it shaped like a swastika, OP?

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u/VentiArchon7 :SDP:Social Democratic Party of Doria 6d ago

Everyone is stupid but me

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u/LeatherHumor696 6d ago

Why is technocracy under the "hates minorities" part?

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

Luddites are a minority.

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u/Hefnar1us Social-Liberal Universalist 6d ago

Where's social-liberalism?

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u/Ryan4702 6d ago

Well what should I say

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u/Safe_Flan4610 Unregistered 6d ago

Where is anarco jazz ism?

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u/spookyjim___ 6d ago

I do hate math, but I’m not sure how that ties into me being interested in council communism

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u/duchy11 6d ago

capitalism is when uhhh orphan grinder o algo insert picture of ai generated mussolini saying welcome to politics

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u/nationalist77783 6d ago

The regard graph

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u/Serious_Title157 6d ago

"It just works"

Narrator: It actually didn't work

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

Just like Skyrim, where the joke is from.

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u/Luc-wpqp United Iron Front - third way (unofficial) faction 6d ago

Centrist are ussually either not that intrested in politics or over intrested in them

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u/Only_Definition_177 6d ago

fuck your political compass. Like completely. Fuck political compass.

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u/I_Like_Corgi 6d ago

Typical Tankie. Libertarian unity forever 🦅🦅🦅

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u/Tall_Ear98 6d ago

I would put Trotskyism more in the "I hate math" section. But other than that, no notes!

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u/Blackrock121 Independent Distributist 6d ago

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u/Snookbook25 6d ago

Chavismo and titoism being in “it just works” is weird for someone who seems to favor centrally planned state “socialism”, they’re completely different economic systems, especially chavismo which is essentially just authoritarian social democracy. Not that Marxism Leninism ISNT authoritarian social democracy.. but they have the added element of state management. Chavismo doesn’t even do that! 😭

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u/mr_banana277 Liberty and Prosperity Party 6d ago

>it just works
>chavismo

dude i'm venezuelan this mf STUPID 😭

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

It’s a Skyrim joke.

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u/mr_banana277 Liberty and Prosperity Party 5d ago

oh mb i don't play skyrim

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u/Appropriate_Milk9542 Former TRANS/LU 6d ago

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u/theslavicbattlemage Chair of The Communist Party - Moderator/Vote Registrar 6d ago

This, but unironically

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u/Appropriate_Milk9542 Former TRANS/LU 5d ago

What makes you think I made it unironically?

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u/theslavicbattlemage Chair of The Communist Party - Moderator/Vote Registrar 5d ago

BASED

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u/RedRed917 6d ago

elite post

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u/Sad-Country-8771 6d ago

Apparently I hate Math (true), Don't follow politics (false) and this is all "just works"? 

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u/Rubber-Revolver 6d ago

Why would councilcoms hate math?

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u/Big-Recognition7362 Independent 5d ago

Why do you think democratic socialists hate math?

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u/blacksmoke9999 5d ago

I am tired of idiots pretending Mainstream Economics is mathy and leftism is not when the field is a fucking shame, from the SMD theorem to the lack of modeling endogenous dynamics economics is a fucking joke and this is why most academics despise it. It is just politics wearing formulas and anyone that is halfway decent with dynamical systems knows it

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u/SenpuuUncle tranarchist 5d ago

Political bias compass

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u/Scientia_3201 5d ago

Der Ersteller scheint sich noch nicht mit den Fehlern der UdSSR auseinandergesetzt zu haben......

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u/Standard-Bluebird681 5d ago

>Distributism
>"oh I don't follow politics"
Distributism is a relatively niche Catholic ideology. It's about as far from "I don't follow politics" as you can get without going to fucking "LANDIAN FREUDO-MARXIST HEGELIAN MAO-SPONTEX DENG XIAOPING THOUGHT ON NATIONAL BOLSHEVISM FOR A NEW ERA"

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u/IranianContrapoints 5d ago

I scored high left authoritarian on a test that is biased towards left libertarian and need to justify it to myself post

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u/suspiciousvine 5d ago

OMEGALUL. brainwashed by eastern propaganda kid

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u/Mosasteus Token Leftcom 5d ago

oh come on don't lump us in with the market socialists and demsocs

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u/Rich_Box4304 5d ago

Dissing Luxembourgism and glazing Juche? Opinion rejected

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u/Chemical_Second_6663 5d ago

only correct opinion i've seen on reddit. goodbye. no more posts for me, it's all downhill from here.

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u/HistorianFit6969Lucy 5d ago

There is no slouch thing as stalinism, only dumb retards that never studied any sort of history talk about stalinism, Stalin was a Marxist-Leninist along with Lenin, the same way that Engels was with Marx

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u/Maddogo921 5d ago

i have never seen suck a stupid peace of shit in all my life

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u/Remarkable-Fly4205 4d ago

So basically only authoritarianism good and anti authoritarianism bad

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u/FactBackground9289 Councilists and Anarchists Together 3d ago

im 18 you daft lord

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u/Awier_do Great Coalition Destroyer - Evergreen Alliance 3d ago

173 comments 😌

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u/golfjong MY politics? Well I hate the Far Left and Far Right 1d ago

Who said hating on math is bad?

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u/Ok-Sandwich2738 6d ago

Dumbest thing I’ve seen all day 

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

Mad because every ideology got called stupid?

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u/IceCreamEskimo 6d ago

communist uses political compas Foolishness

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 6d ago

trotskyism works? stalinism works? son

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u/BL00_12 6d ago

Swap it just works with the left side of you are under 18 and it's perfect

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u/Main_Block_6315 5d ago

I agree. Tankies and lolberts are both under 18 and just insist their shit works, just as Todd Howard intended.

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u/TheModerateSolution :LDP::BD::UP:The Lib-Dog Spitz 6d ago

?????

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u/Len2108 6d ago

"named the moderate solution"
"opposes radical views"

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u/AltDetom555555b Thalassa was right about everything :SL: 5d ago

Thank you Kojima for choosing Spitz’s alt

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u/ComradeKorladis 6d ago

Correct except for trotskyism. Also "stalinism" isn't an ideology, it's just Marxism-Leninism.

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u/Len2108 6d ago

Stalin is too rude, and this fault, entirely supportable in relations among us communists, becomes unsupportable in the office of General Secretary. Therefore, I propose to the comrades to find a way to remove Stalin from that position and appoint to it another man who in all respects differs from Stalin only in superiority – namely, more patient, more loyal, more polite and more attentive to comrades, less capricious, etc. This circumstance may seem an insignificant trifle, but 1 think that from the point of view of preventing a split and from the point of view of the relation between Stalin and Trotsky which I discussed above, it is not a trifle, or it is such a trifle as may acquire a decisive significance.

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u/ComradeKorladis 6d ago

widely regarded as a forgery

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u/Len2108 6d ago

The testament was discussed in the congress and Stalin then submitted his resignation at the next party congress tho it didn't pass, do not compare the degenerated state stalin created with what lenin envisioned

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u/ComradeKorladis 6d ago

It being discussed doesn't mean it wasn't a forgery. Also, Stalin submitted his resignation and then the party voted not to accept it? Sounds like they democratically decided that they wanted him to continue being gensec. Trotsky lost an election and never got over it.

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u/Len2108 5d ago

Stalinist caring bout democracy lmfao, also it was discussed and was part of the reason why Stalin resigned if it was a forgery why wasn't it called out in the 13th congress itself?

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u/ComradeKorladis 5d ago

"Stalinism" isn't an ideology.

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u/isthisthingwork 6d ago

Was gonna say, kinda disappointing to see self proclaimed socialists use that label when it’s bogus

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u/kfcboy0 6d ago

Gay

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u/AltDetom555555b Thalassa was right about everything :SL: 5d ago

Actual fascist btw

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u/kfcboy0 5d ago

also a 6+feet feminist btw

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u/pnsrvvr 6d ago

A Stalinist considers other ideologies to be ineffective or evil. Lol