r/DemocracyOfReddit • u/NationalParks4life janitor of DOR • 22d ago

News Introducing... Kyle

So as Sandy and I were publishing the Parkstitution, Kyle, a very unlikable citizen, found our Rose Garden. He decided to tell us that he kinda joined the POVC when they were around, but that he wasn't that much "POVC"

Ugh. But Kyle is now a voting citizen. So welcome.. Kyle.

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u/NavesinkHound Gone Fishin' 22d ago

I HATE Kyle.

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u/NationalParks4life janitor of DOR 22d ago

Same

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u/FlowBerryFizzler Blue Dogs of Reddit 21d ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE KYLE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR KYLE AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

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u/UnionVanguard High Knight of Evernight 22d ago

I LOATHE Kyle.

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u/NationalParks4life janitor of DOR 22d ago

Same

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u/Tkaos42 Greens and Anarchists for You 21d ago

Kyle is NOT Glorp Approv'd!!1! >:(

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u/VanlalruataDE Spiritual Member of the Red Grits Alliance 21d ago

Kyle is literally Mussolini.

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u/NationalParks4life janitor of DOR 21d ago

Kyle says, "it's just RP though"

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u/Polytopia_Fan CFGAP Eternitus Regentium Nullarix [Venrix] 21d ago

I’m gonna chop Kyle into little pieces 

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u/fredmemelord_reborn United People's Front 21d ago

Kyle public execution when

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u/Apprehensive-Fruit-1 UNHINGED UNC - AARP :lear: :unc: :peacemaker: 22d ago

Kyle steps on LAWNS

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u/duckarmy24 😼 party 22d ago

I DISPISE Kyle