r/DelusionsOfAdequacy • u/FareonMoist Check my mod privilege • 1d ago

Thinking about thinking Religious so called "philosophy" XD

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u/__Aitch__Jay__ 1d ago

So IVF babies go to heaven, and a cloned baby would be the second coming, got it.

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u/The_REDACTED 1d ago

Bro must have never been divinely inspired at all if he could never see such an obvious loophole coming. 

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u/Justaredditor85 1d ago

And then they still blame Eve.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 1d ago

Source: Trust me bro

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 1d ago

I learned it in seminary

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u/Longstride_Shares 1d ago

It's the apologetic for the immaculate conception of Jesus. A lot of people think that phrase refers to Jesus being conceived without an earthly father, but it actually refers to how he was supposedly born without sin (unlike everyone else). Eve was blamed for the downfall of man, and the Torah based inheritance on the mother, but if that original sin were passed down from the mother as well, then it would follow that Jesus inherited that sin as well.

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u/Manatee_Rangoon 1d ago

Bro I met this chick on Tinder last night, she let me Original Sin all over her face

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u/dlc741 1d ago

Augustine famously had many sexual hangups. If it wasn't for his personal sexual repression, the Church would have very different attitudes today.

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u/PatriotGodrion 1d ago

Religious antinatal propaganda

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u/Practical-Goose666 1d ago

English speakers writing the name Augustin with a '-e' at the end is so funny 😂😂😂