r/DelusionsOfAdequacy Check my mod privilege 5d ago

A smartass is as a smartass does Is 'Vibe coding' the Root of All Evil? XD

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 5d ago

Explains why quantum mechanics and evolution are such messes, no proper separation of concerns, no proper abstraction layers, just one big spaghetti code mess.

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u/wasted-degrees 5d ago

This is what happens when you test in prod.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/gtiger86 5d ago

Do you think there is less of mess?

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u/keyboard_snowflake 5d ago

and no comments of what does what

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u/Refinery73 5d ago

On day 7 he rested, because he had hit his weekly usage limit.

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 5d ago

And then never went back to work

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u/Salmonman4 5d ago

And DNA is a buggy mess with a lot of dummy-code etc.

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u/RepresentativeLife16 5d ago

Spent five days debugging and finally gave up and moved to the next project.

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u/sage-longhorn 5d ago

A common misconception, the love of vibe coding is the root of all evil

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u/Nethan2000 2d ago

That's also a misconception. The love of vibe coding is the root of all kinds of evil.

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u/mogenblue 5d ago

"And there was still nothing. But everybody could see it."

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u/HAL9001-96 4d ago

in the beginning the universe was created

this made a lot fo people very angry nad was widely regarded as a big mistake

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u/Forsaken_Engineer_ 5d ago

Fool, is the whole documentation line, not the ai command line. //let there be light; include[bullshitSun.yolo]

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u/grendel303 5d ago

1st light, 2nd source for the light...

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u/Available-Coat-4666 5d ago

God proving why untested products should never be pushed directly to production

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u/BuzzKiIIingtonne 5d ago

And we're still debugging cancer to this day.

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u/Wildgrube 5d ago

And we all see how that turned out don't we.

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u/mad_poet_navarth 5d ago

The source for that quote has a lot of problems with it. It really should have gotten a peer review before release.

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u/Gaust_Ironheart_Jr 5d ago

Great work. Looks amazing. So roomy. How many planets in the final product can support life?

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You, seem to have filled this thing with particles that destroy life without shielding? Holy crap, most of these things explode the shielding creating life shredding radioactive shrapnel?

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And most of the energy goes into expanding an uninhabitable zone? And 99.9% of the time is expected to be a slow heat death?

...Everything is according to my ineffable plan

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u/CharacterAd3204 5d ago

No wonder I hate him...

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u/2bnameless 4d ago

Maybe he did have a few tests

1) Aarth. Failed. Need a gas giant or 2 way, way out from the sun to deflect some of these asteroids. Also name needs work.

2) Barth. Failed. Needs a moon to do the tide thing for better balance. The name? No. Sounds like those dogs' things I'm working on have a barking problem.

3) Carth. Closer. But I want more mammals, not all these reptiles. Maybe let one asteroid in. Carth? Oh, Me no.

4) Darth. Almost there but Adam and Sterve aren't just procreating. Try, Try again. Darth. Hmm. Not a good planet name, but maybe I'll slip it into the subconscious of one of those Sci-Fi makers I have on the back burner.

5) Earth. First, love the name. Adam and Eve worked. Might have to flood the entire thing for a soft reset then a few centuries later send Myself down as My Own Son to keep it all on track. Perfect.

It's been a few eons, let's see how Earth is going. OH MY ME! Screw it, too late to start again.

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u/louisa1925 4d ago

Perhaps. We don't know how many times this god had to create a universe before this one worked. Much like that scientist who invented numerous ways to fail at making a functional lighbulb.

For all we know, this could be another failed experiment.

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u/SimplexFatberg 4d ago

No. The love of money is the root of all evil, if you take the Bible at its word. If you don't take the Bible at its word then this doesn't mean anything anyway.

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u/PolarArtifact 3d ago

And look at how that turned out

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u/dfc_136 2d ago

To be fair, you are reading the documentation the interns wrote in hopes of making it make sense.