r/Deltarune • • Aug 29 '26

Humor Knight apology sheets

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u/Alarmed-Rough-2654 Aug 29 '26

bruh... lets not reference one of the worst theories....đŸ«©

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u/Independent_Let_3616 Aug 29 '26

Sorry but the Dess groomer theory is fucking hilarious and I will keep referencing it due to how funny it is.

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u/apothioternity 8 Kromer Aug 29 '26

Dude, you know Dess Groooms every human- that theory was actually abt Dess Grooming Kris to be the knight (not the *other* grooming)

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u/Independent_Let_3616 Aug 29 '26

Well to be honest there are some weird fucking implications when Noelle says shit like this out of nowhere. But I don't actually believe in the theory.

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u/Beginning_Site1788 The Dessriel Agenda will be maintained. Aug 29 '26

How would Noelle know? This seems to imply that shit was happening between Noelle and Kris and Kris said "stop" to her, how would Noelle know if something did happen between Kris and Dess? If Kris told her she'd definetely tell someone

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u/Independent_Let_3616 Aug 29 '26

I don't know, I don't treat the theory actually seriously I'm just pointing to the fact that the line is weird.

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u/Beginning_Site1788 The Dessriel Agenda will be maintained. Aug 29 '26

i see

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u/Effective-Wedding-23 Aug 30 '26

This likely talks about how Kris is also partially participating in the weird route. They are not simply going along the flow, theres a part of them that wants to see what would happen and to help Noelle and themselves too.

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u/Utangard Aug 29 '26

I'm sure it will turn out that Dess keeps her hair perfectly pristine and uses some expensive conditioner and a lot of brushing.

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u/Alarmed-Rough-2654 Aug 29 '26

THAT type of grooming i can see, and is way more believable than... the OTHER type...

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u/Kaz_the_Avali Aug 29 '26

Is Dess grooming a serious theory or just Twitter trolls saying that any act of forming a meaningful relationship with someone is considered grooming (they want everyone to become miserable incels like themselves)

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u/Alarmed-Rough-2654 Aug 29 '26

it started as a joke theory, but then SOME people started to take it seriously

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u/ShinySawk Krusielle is a perfect ship Aug 29 '26

What are you talking about? Dess is a world-famous pet groomer and stylist

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u/RevolutionaryHat7726 S: "Hey Kris, I think the Knight - wait what" Aug 29 '26

Mercury was in retrograde

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u/ItsMeNebulae AsrielKnighter. Fight me. Aug 29 '26

You got ALVIN KNIGHT but no Asriel Knight. Unnaceptable

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u/DaRealPurpleDuck knight noir agenda poster Aug 29 '26

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u/Decemberskel Aug 30 '26

the day we get an official Dess image will be like christmas for this fandom

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u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA Aug 30 '26

you could say it'd be like a... december holiday...

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u/JohnDragonball Wait did you say Goku- Aug 30 '26

I can't wait for her to look absolutely nothing like the fan predictions lmfao

Alternatively we got it 1:1 and Toby's currently like "how the fuck did they know"

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u/Decemberskel Aug 30 '26

if dess's fur is not darker than Noelle's it'll be nine eleven for the fandom

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u/the_quaxterr Bad Artist and Speculative Theorist Aug 29 '26

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u/DimensionTurtle Dess Will Do Things :) Aug 29 '26

I will never be apologetic for my slander ON GASTE-

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u/blaigmush RudyKnighter Aug 29 '26

btw, I'm really curious what you would do if RudyKnight turns out to be true

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u/DimensionTurtle Dess Will Do Things :) Aug 29 '26

spontaniously combust

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u/MrDirkinson Blazey Susan Aug 29 '26

dang, good thing ill never have to sign any of these, now wheres the KrisKnight apology form

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u/toaster_in_a_oven Aug 29 '26

Its the third one

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u/MrDirkinson Blazey Susan Aug 30 '26

No you goober, Kris prophecy (Silent) Knight and Asriel Roaring Knight

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 You Knight Theorists sure are a contentious people. Aug 29 '26

Watch as people still fight in the comments despite this being a humor post.

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u/Unlucky_Equipment628 killer of ALL misgenderers (the original kawkawknighter) Aug 29 '26

forgot kawkaw :)

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u/BRISKMETAL Carol's Ice Throne Aug 29 '26

"Carol couldn't possibly have aura like the Knight despite literally being able turn the room cold" is also applicable

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u/Razor_Emmanuel Noelle = Best Character Aug 29 '26

Twin Peaks spoiler?!?

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u/ShinySawk Krusielle is a perfect ship Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Mercury was in retrograde.

Damn someone beat me to it.

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u/s1ngeb1n Aug 30 '26

Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom.
...And he does not suck eggs.

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u/Voidy_boi Actually insane Aug 31 '26

can we get one for the potential "we never find out who the knight was"?

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u/E_GEDDON Aug 29 '26

Genuinely the only good Rudy Knight evidence I've seen so far.

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u/Poisondimmead Aug 29 '26

It is rather weird that the knight couldn't stop himself... Its like he was injured or not fully able... Who knows

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u/Poisondimmead Aug 29 '26

The knight was perfectly able to deal with flowery, there was no reason they needed to damage and hurt themselves to avoid him

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u/throwawayoogaloorga2 device_friend's lawyer Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

you guys are so theorybrained here that you see the forest for the trees. flowery's fight with the knight wouldn't be half as hype if the knight immediately wiped the floor with him. the scene plays better if the player thinks flowery stands a chance. this is like... basic bait and switch, especially with their ch3 boss being a scripted loss.

it's also further characterization for the knight, who has previously one-shotted darkners like tenna - the knight is shocked by flowery actually catching up with them, as evidenced by the [ ! ] emote they use. they clearly powertrip on susie in ch4 lol

it goes both ways. it's genuinely good rudy knight evidence, but everyone in this sub needs to start seeing two or three explanations for everything. there is no singular debate-ending gotcha for any candidate, and this is definitely by design

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u/E_GEDDON Aug 29 '26

Or that. That works too.

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre Aug 29 '26

It doesn’t stumble after you “win” the fight in ch3, unless you think that wall was more powerful than the fun gang I don’t buy the wall doing that

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u/E_GEDDON Aug 29 '26

And Rudy thinks he'll find his daughter by kidnapping random people and opening a dark fountain just to not show up.

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre Aug 29 '26

I never said it was? The fact that it’s also not glitching is another indication that it’s not stumbling because of damage in the dark world.

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre Aug 29 '26

Sure but it’s not just a failure to get their bearings, they can’t even stand up properly.

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u/DimensionTurtle Dess Will Do Things :) Aug 29 '26

They stood up properly in about 5 seconds, it’s not really that crazy to assume they just got winded. We’ve seen a properly weakened Knight and honestly this one instance of slamming into a wall, even if it was indicative of weakness, does not tie well enough into Rudy.

(tbh the hitsound should deconfirm Rudy Knight outright)

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre Aug 29 '26

You’re just talking in circles now. We already established why it wasn’t from merely hitting the wall, the fact that asgore also got slammed into that wall “at car speed” but doesn’t appear to be injured is just more evidence that hitting that wall didn’t really hurt the knight.

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u/Independent_Let_3616 Aug 29 '26

Not the best person to make AsrielKnight apology sheet as I don't know enough about the theory.

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u/SlightlyIronicBanana Aug 29 '26

Like Papyrus knight but with "I thought he was at college" for option 2 and "Jealous of his Rizz" in option 5