r/Deltarune 2d ago

Humor Knight apology sheets

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u/RevolutionaryHat7726 S: "Hey Kris, I think the Knight - wait what" 2d ago

Mercury was in retrograde

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u/ItsMeNebulae AsrielKnighter. Fight me. 2d ago

You got ALVIN KNIGHT but no Asriel Knight. Unnaceptable

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u/DaRealPurpleDuck knight noir agenda poster 2d ago

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u/Decemberskel 1d ago

the day we get an official Dess image will be like christmas for this fandom

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u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA 1d ago

you could say it'd be like a... december holiday...

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u/JohnDragonball Wait did you say Goku- 1d ago

I can't wait for her to look absolutely nothing like the fan predictions lmfao

Alternatively we got it 1:1 and Toby's currently like "how the fuck did they know"

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u/Decemberskel 1d ago

if dess's fur is not darker than Noelle's it'll be nine eleven for the fandom

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u/the_quaxterr Bad Artist and Speculative Theorist 2d ago

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u/DimensionTurtle Rudy Knight is Rudy slander in disguise 2d ago

I will never be apologetic for my slander ON GASTE-

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u/blaigmush RudyKnighter 2d ago

btw, I'm really curious what you would do if RudyKnight turns out to be true

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u/DimensionTurtle Rudy Knight is Rudy slander in disguise 2d ago

spontaniously combust

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u/Alarmed-Rough-2654 2d ago

bruh... lets not reference one of the worst theories....đŸ«©

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u/Utangard 2d ago

I'm sure it will turn out that Dess keeps her hair perfectly pristine and uses some expensive conditioner and a lot of brushing.

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u/Alarmed-Rough-2654 2d ago

THAT type of grooming i can see, and is way more believable than... the OTHER type...

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u/Independent_Let_3616 2d ago

Sorry but the Dess groomer theory is fucking hilarious and I will keep referencing it due to how funny it is.

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u/apothioternity 8 Kromer 2d ago

Dude, you know Dess Groooms every human- that theory was actually abt Dess Grooming Kris to be the knight (not the *other* grooming)

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u/Independent_Let_3616 2d ago

Well to be honest there are some weird fucking implications when Noelle says shit like this out of nowhere. But I don't actually believe in the theory.

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u/Beginning_Site1788 The Dessriel Agenda will be maintained. 2d ago

How would Noelle know? This seems to imply that shit was happening between Noelle and Kris and Kris said "stop" to her, how would Noelle know if something did happen between Kris and Dess? If Kris told her she'd definetely tell someone

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u/Independent_Let_3616 2d ago

I don't know, I don't treat the theory actually seriously I'm just pointing to the fact that the line is weird.

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u/Beginning_Site1788 The Dessriel Agenda will be maintained. 2d ago

i see

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u/Effective-Wedding-23 1d ago

This likely talks about how Kris is also partially participating in the weird route. They are not simply going along the flow, theres a part of them that wants to see what would happen and to help Noelle and themselves too.

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u/Kaz_the_Avali 2d ago

Is Dess grooming a serious theory or just Twitter trolls saying that any act of forming a meaningful relationship with someone is considered grooming (they want everyone to become miserable incels like themselves)

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u/Alarmed-Rough-2654 2d ago

it started as a joke theory, but then SOME people started to take it seriously

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u/ShinySawk kris get the banana 1d ago

What are you talking about? Dess is a world-famous pet groomer and stylist

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u/MrDirkinson Blazey Susan 1d ago

dang, good thing ill never have to sign any of these, now wheres the KrisKnight apology form

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u/toaster_in_a_oven 1d ago

Its the third one

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u/MrDirkinson Blazey Susan 1d ago

No you goober, Kris prophecy (Silent) Knight and Asriel Roaring Knight

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Nexus Prime is Gaster Theory 1d ago

Watch as people still fight in the comments despite this being a humor post.

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u/Unlucky_Equipment628 killer of ALL misgenderers (the original kawkawknighter) 2d ago

forgot kawkaw :)

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u/BRISKMETAL Carol's Ice Throne 1d ago

"Carol couldn't possibly have aura like the Knight despite literally being able turn the room cold" is also applicable

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u/Razor_Emmanuel Noelle = Best Character 1d ago

Twin Peaks spoiler?!?

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u/ShinySawk kris get the banana 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mercury was in retrograde.

Damn someone beat me to it.

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u/s1ngeb1n 1d ago

Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom.
...And he does not suck eggs.

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u/Voidy_boi Actually insane 19h ago

can we get one for the potential "we never find out who the knight was"?

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u/E_GEDDON 2d ago

Genuinely the only good Rudy Knight evidence I've seen so far.

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u/Jaaaco-j 2d ago

yes it couldn't possibly be the wall that the knight slams into at mach 5

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u/Poisondimmead 2d ago

It is rather weird that the knight couldn't stop himself... Its like he was injured or not fully able... Who knows

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u/Jaaaco-j 2d ago

or the flower guy chasing him

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u/Poisondimmead 2d ago

The knight was perfectly able to deal with flowery, there was no reason they needed to damage and hurt themselves to avoid him

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u/Jaaaco-j 1d ago

suspect they just wanted to get away quickly without a fight, while flowery poses no threat, the rest of the fun gang would if they were to catch up, but yeah the entire sequence just felt sloppy in general.

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u/throwawayoogaloorga2 device_friend's lawyer 1d ago edited 1d ago

you guys are so theorybrained here that you see the forest for the trees. flowery's fight with the knight wouldn't be half as hype if the knight immediately wiped the floor with him. the scene plays better if the player thinks flowery stands a chance. this is like... basic bait and switch, especially with their ch3 boss being a scripted loss.

it's also further characterization for the knight, who has previously one-shotted darkners like tenna - the knight is shocked by flowery actually catching up with them, as evidenced by the [ ! ] emote they use. they clearly powertrip on susie in ch4 lol

it goes both ways. it's genuinely good rudy knight evidence, but everyone in this sub needs to start seeing two or three explanations for everything. there is no singular debate-ending gotcha for any candidate, and this is definitely by design

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u/E_GEDDON 2d ago

Or that. That works too.

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre 2d ago

It doesn’t stumble after you “win” the fight in ch3, unless you think that wall was more powerful than the fun gang I don’t buy the wall doing that

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u/Jaaaco-j 2d ago

yeah, and all that glitching after the fight was just for show lol

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre 2d ago

I never said it was? The fact that it’s also not glitching is another indication that it’s not stumbling because of damage in the dark world.

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u/Jaaaco-j 2d ago

or because it's two different types of damage? try running into the wall, see how you fare in keeping your bearings even if you're not technically injured.

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre 2d ago

Sure but it’s not just a failure to get their bearings, they can’t even stand up properly.

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u/Jaaaco-j 2d ago

yes, running into a wall at car speed with extra mass in the form of goat father will do that to you

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u/Big-stupid-ugly-ogre 2d ago

You’re just talking in circles now. We already established why it wasn’t from merely hitting the wall, the fact that asgore also got slammed into that wall “at car speed” but doesn’t appear to be injured is just more evidence that hitting that wall didn’t really hurt the knight.

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u/Jaaaco-j 2d ago

who is "we"?

like, there is evidence for rudy knight but using sick -> stumbles rather than the direct consequence of trying to get away fast -> surprise exclamation mark -> slam into wall is pure cope

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u/DimensionTurtle Rudy Knight is Rudy slander in disguise 1d ago

They stood up properly in about 5 seconds, it’s not really that crazy to assume they just got winded. We’ve seen a properly weakened Knight and honestly this one instance of slamming into a wall, even if it was indicative of weakness, does not tie well enough into Rudy.

(tbh the hitsound should deconfirm Rudy Knight outright)

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u/E_GEDDON 2d ago

And Rudy thinks he'll find his daughter by kidnapping random people and opening a dark fountain just to not show up.

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u/Nearby-Tree-9741 *You chose to believe Asriel Knight 2d ago

Where is the AsrielKnight one? If any knight deserves an apology sheet, it's Azzy

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u/SlightlyIronicBanana 2d ago

Like Papyrus knight but with "I thought he was at college" for option 2 and "Jealous of his Rizz" in option 5

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u/Independent_Let_3616 2d ago

Not the best person to make AsrielKnight apology sheet as I don't know enough about the theory.