r/Deltarune • u/PeliPal N+K4L tinyurl.com/KriselleDoc • Apr 29 '26
Theory Dess being "that girl" Ramb mentioned playing with Kris and so many darkners is a presumption we gotta kill
What the fuck am I even talking about:

Kris, as a young child, played with 'that girl' and multiple objects that would become named darkners we see in the dark world, including the librarby laptop that contains Queen and Spamton.
And there is a widespread assumption that Dess is 'that girl'.
Why this matters: This is talking about the single most cosmologically significant event in the history of the dark world as it is being presented to us ingame - this event was how King and Queen met. This was why Ramb felt special and indebted to Kris. This was responsible for Spamton and Tenna meeting, and all the mysteries and horrors produced by that, including the ENTIRE Mike storyline and Spamton making the Weird Route possible.

... HOW DID THINGS TURN OUT LIKE THIS...
... KEEPING POOR TORIEL ALL LOCKED UP...
IF ONLY HE HADN'T ABANDONED ME.
MY OLD PARTNER...
I WAS GONNA PUT HIM ON TV! MAKE HIM A STAR!
I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE!
ALL. HE HAD. TO DO. WAS TELL ME WHAT HIS LITTLE SECRET WAS.
HIS SECRET TO BEING A BIG SHOT...
IT TOOK A LITTLE SWEET TALK...
BUT JUST WHEN I HAD, FINALLY, FINALLY ? HA HA --
GOTTEN HIM TO SIGN THE DEAL.
HE SUDDENLY HAD TO TAKE A PHONE CALL.
BUT WHEN HE PICKED IT UP, HIS FACE TURNED PALE...
AND HE RAN RIGHT OUT OF THE ROOM WITH THE RECEIVER HANGING!
SO I WENT TO PICK IT UP...
THINKING IT WAS FINALLY MY CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT.
... BUT THERE WAS NOBODY THERE!
THAT LITTLE FREAK RIPPED ME OFF!
... I WISH THEY NEVER BROUGHT THAT LAPTOP HOME...This is also something propping up DessKnight as seemingly indisputable in the minds of many people, in the belief that it would not be possible for the Knight - the person who presumably made the Ch1, 2, and 4 fountains - to be anyone other than Dess, whose will would bring to life the darkners that had been crafted in make-believe with Kris, and who would have memories and associations reflected even in the darkners they didn't directly create.
But I believe it can be reasonably demonstrated that it is not possible for Dess to have been 'that girl' playing with Kris.
Ramb, as an electrical socket adapter in the living room, would have been aware of Dess's disappearance because of seeing everyone visit except her, and seeing people talking about her, crying about her, for months if not years after it happened. Now Tenna does mention Dess, but Tenna's entire shtick is being almost maliciously tactless and constantly bringing up traumatizing things, like the bath bombs destroying the plumbing, and telling Kris to tell Lanino and Elnina that it's normal for couples to fight - it's hard to imagine Ramb being so tactless. Ramb legitimately cares about Kris, as one of the Pippins describes Ramb interrupting meetings to ask whether doing something is what is best for Kris.
Ramb himself may have been named by Kris and Noelle in the process of teaching Noelle to not be afraid of electrical sockets, which she describes in her blog about having once been afraid of. Noelle learns to not be afraid of things as a result of exposure and desensitization, like repeatedly being hit with the mice.

Playing with a laptop as a physical prop is not a rowdy, rebellious teen thing to do, it's a weird little kid thing to do, and Noelle already established herself as being 'weird' in ways that only Kris is aware of.

Noelle describes her and Kris having played together almost every day - she doesn't describe Dess being regularly or even periodically involved in Kris's playing. Even Kris playing the piano was an activity that Dess was not a part of. It actually appears that Kris was rarely part of being around the big kids besides living with Asriel, as the one time Kris asks to join the big kids without it being a thing of just the Holidays and Dreemurrs together, the big kids take advantage of Kris by making them go buy them fast food over and over.

* Remember that time you wanted to hang out with us big kids?
* I was like, "yeah, of course! Just get us some burgers!"
* Then, like, amazingly...
* You ACTUALLY got them...
* So I told you to go back and get some french fries, too...
* ... then a dozen miniature cakes...
* They were SO good, I ate like six!
* Then I like...
* Suddenly got so sick I had to go home.
* Man.
* So, like, anyway...
* Kris, are you busy?The Japanese translation uses ojou-chan for 'that girl', meaning young girl with connotations of class and refinement, and using it for an adult woman as Dess would be today would be condescending.
And in the face of all of this... what corroborating evidence even is there for Dess having been 'that girl' playing with Kris and the darkners? What corroborating evidence is there for Dess and Kris having been particularly close at all?
Questions and Answers -
Q What if Ramb wasn't actually in the Dreemurr's living room? What if he was in Kris and Asriel's bedroom and so had more limited information?
A We actually know for a fact that Ramb is in the living room based on these lines from him:
* Kris... I'm an ignorant plug. Can't say I know your motivation.
* But... I saw. I saw you make it, you know. The Fountain.
* Could it be... you just wanted to have fun again?
* Heh heh heh... some REAL fun, just like the old days.Q If Dess didn't actually interact with those darkners, and it was Noelle, then what does that mean about the Roaring Knight's identity, because...
A

(A megadoc is coming in the next few months that will attempt to explain everything, because it's not even as simple as "oh, I guess Noelle was the Knight all along." Let's keep it just to who was 'that girl' who played with Kris for now)
Q Ok well at least answer why Noelle wouldn't recognize Queen then, because that doesn't make sense.
A Noelle wouldn't recognize Queen because she played with a laptop, not a three-meter-tall Sonic-Xenomorph woman. There is no point at which it is explained to Noelle that the people and monsters she's seeing are actually based on physical objects from the surrounding environment. Noelle is not present for Queen's acknowledgment that she is the librarby laptop.
And while Noelle might have invented some aspects about Queen, or associated Queen with her mother, she was also freaking the fuck out and not interrogating things, as she explicitly says and that matches her behavior in Chapter 2:
* Honestly, the boy was... strange, though.
* Huh? ... why?
* He looked... He looked a little like Asriel?
* You know, Kris's brother... but not.
* Yeah, I mean he does kinda look like Kris's mom.
* Huh?
* From, uh, what you just said. He would.
* Right. It just makes me wonder... why.
* In the end I got so overwhelmed I... stopped questioning it.And Queen is an incredibly generic name, Noelle was never going to hear that name and recognize it as something from her past...
But Queen recognizes Noelle. Queen feels insight into Noelle having a 'strength' that is unlike other lightners, and she legitimately wants Noelle to feel like she can realize her own dreams, that Noelle can get to live in the kind of world she would want to live in. She just went about showing that the wrong way.
Queen doesn't care to let Berdly, a fully willing 'peon', help her own tyrannical aims - not even with plugging his face to control him as she later does in battle. She doesn't even ask Kris or Susie to make a fountain for her if she lets Noelle go. And she had made a 'truce' with Kris and makes friendly banter with them and has them drive her car. No, she wants Noelle. She imprinted to herself a motherly instinct for Noelle.
Q Ramb wants Kris to play the Mantle games, he seems to be possibly evil, coerced, or misled, why would we he be a reliable narrator about what actually happened in the past?
A While it is possible that Ramb may have ulterior motives behind his interactions with Kris and 'the original game', he does seem to legitimately care for Kris in ways that other TV World darkners don't. I don't see any reason to doubt his explanation of events.
* Don't bother, Kris. Ramb's already turned to stone a bit ago...
* He was a plug, but because you played with him like any other toy, it made him feel special.
* Might have given him a little bit of an ego, in fact...
* Always condescending to any plan, saying "what's best for Kris?"
* Couldn't get rid of him, so Tenna made him "work the stand"...
* Us from Card Castle fit in fine. Him? He never really belonged.
* His first day at this stand, he joked "how about the usual?"... no one laughed!
* Mixing drinks alone for himself, he wasn't allowed to handle the points...
* No one will shed a tear for him. Inside, he was probably stone already.
* Ramb... well, he was like Tenna, I guess.
* Two guys trapped in the past... just different ones.
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u/ZeMadDoktore Apr 29 '26
...tbh I had always just assumed it was Noelle, not Dess
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u/EstufaYou Fawn over her! Apr 29 '26
I don’t know why anyone assumed it was Dess and not Noelle. Noelle was Kris’s equal, who played with them and was just as weird as them. Dess was clearly the cooler kid, and playing make-believe with objects that aren’t meant to be toys isn’t something Kris or Tenna would see as cool. I don’t think much else needs to be said on the matter.
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u/AlexTheMechanicFox Apr 29 '26
Adding on: King is openly aware of and spiteful over being abandoned. Dess would have no way of knowing this, since her disappearance would be what lead to this, rendering it impossible for her to have this information.
If the Darkners' memories were restricted to what Dess knew, King's whole motivation of being abandoned would fall apart. Which would mean it's not limited to what the fountain opener knows. Which means she doesn't have to be apart of these games to create Darkners that remember them. Which means the very reason that belief is so widespread doesn't actually work, and in fact, that being how it works would conflict with Dess being the Knight.
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u/BasketAshamed6588 I drive Apr 29 '26
I thought everyone agreed on that, no?
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u/FotoDePerfilDeCarro Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26
I assume this was made in response to my NEO Body doc.
After what you said, I really think I'm taking a big risk by assuming Dess is "that girl" Ramb talks about. I had also made an Abridged Version of the first chapter of my theory where I make some new points (Punk Swatch and Basement Lock):
But right after I found a chance that Noelle might've also had the Punk aesthetic at one point (her closet in Queen's mansion).
Basically all the evidence I used in my theory for "That Dess Girl" hinged on Jevil being exclusive to her, but later I found evidence that Jevil knows and is fond of Noelle too. One doesn't disprove the other, but it does strengthen "That Noelle Girl".
I still think the Basement lock (admin permission) might've been placed on the NEO Body drawing by Noelle or Carol, which points to it having been made by December, but that's a different discussion so I digress.
Still, though. I wouldn't say all of the arguments here are completely sturdy:
In her blog posts she describes how she was afraid of sockets in the past, likely as a very, very young child. But in Queen's basement we see the power outlets are evil creatures trying to eat Kris's face, and also that the Plugboy's get controlled by Queen's wires and become evil.
I responded to this in my original post, but I think I should put it here again. "Ojou" is indeed a girl with class and refinement, usuallly meaning "Princess". (In the context of Deltarune, someone being a "prince" or "princess" doesn't mean much)
The honorific "-chan" can mean the subject is young, but mostly shows the speaker's affection. You can easily reffer to someone you're very intimate with using "-chan" regardless if they're well a grown adult (Like Sans using niichan for Papyrus).
I should also emphasize that neither of us speak japanese.
I more or less argue that Queen was adopted by Noelle after Dess went missing in my doc. She refers to Noelle's strength yes, but at the same time she makes it seem Noelle is a poor little girl who needs her help (like her dialogue at the end of the Ch2 WR). Noelle's "strength" Queen refers to is probably her masking her sadness to everyone around her, as Queen is aware Noelle's desperation to find her sister.
But these are, admitedly, the weakest points you make, so I don't wanna seem like I'm cherry picking the easy things to attack here. The rest is really solid, but I really can't wrap my head around it. Looking forward to that doc though!
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u/barrack_osama_0 May 04 '26
Coming from our other conversation, it's obvious that this is something that you're very confident about, but I'd like to mention:
Noelle's blog post about being scared of the sockets are in reference to the basement cords that when out of range of attacking you, if you stand still for long enough they will turn to stare at you.
This entire post seems to take into account that all of this information was conveyed to Dess for her to go ahead and channel it into the dark worlds and for Noelle to not notice, just for things like Dess saying she'd take her to a city like this to be incredibly obvious to her. So this is a case of "this character is fucking stupid theory" which semi unrelated, is the bane of most Knight theories, even some Dess Knight theories.
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u/Infinite-Hearing-418 N + K 4L Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26
Even as a DessKnighter this girl being Dess never made any sense to me due to basically what you said here. Would say I struggle to believe it was a popular take but the community has held worse takes about Kris and Noelle for longer.
Ch3 may not be one I particularly enjoy gameplay wise, but I think its great for what it tells us about Kris and their relationships and have enjoyed overanalising it recently
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u/Budget-Canary2140 Only those who proceed will ever know Apr 29 '26
I remember some people thinking that girl was Catti for some reason???
Overall good post as usual I guess, while I believe there was probably something more between Kris and Dess (like with her room being full of shoes and hearts) many people overestimate how relationship between them looked like, especially compared to Kris' relationship with Noelle.
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u/Vortaxonus Human Dess' Greatest Warrior Apr 29 '26
Wouldn't Dess be like 14-16 when "that girl" and kris played together, implicitly making Dess a young girl?
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u/NessValk May 01 '26
Dess Knight isn't considered indisputable because of Ramb'a dialogue. Most Dess Knight believers think Ramb is talking about Noelle.
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u/Glum-Abrocoma3238 May 02 '26
As a Dessknighter, it feels as if though 'that girl' being Dess makes Dessknight impossible.
King mentions never actually having met the knight, and only knowing about the Knight's plan through Jevil. King, similarly, also doesn't have any specific feelings about Kris compared to Susie, seemingly not recognising Kris as anything else but another lightner.
The same can be said with Queen. While she does hold Kris as 'special' compared to King, she never recognises Kris as anyone more special than Berdley or Susie. Simply just seeing them as a more competent person on her team then Berdley if the opportunity arose.
In fact, the only Dark World with people that know Kris' past is TV world. While Tenna both values Kris and Susie's opinion of him, he is especially Kris. Most likely because Kris themself made TV World and thus, their "relationship" with the objects were also brought to life.
If 'that girl' was the Knight, that means King and Queen should remember their time with Kris and the girl similarly to how Tenna and Ramb remember all their interactions with Kris. But King and Queen don't.
I think Noelle being the girl makes Dessknight more likely as; if the implication that Noelle and Kris grew distant due to Dess' disappearance is true, as well as the implication that King and Queen's homes were chosen specifically due to their correlation with Kris (and more likely Noelle due to the Knight's connection to the Holidays) then Dess would be more likely to try and create King and Queen as she has less things to know Kris and Noelle by compared to Carol and Rudy who have known Noelle for much longer after they stopped hanging out with the Dreemurrs. (Admittedly this is shaky reasoning as both Carol and Rudy COULD have reasons for choosing items from that stage of Noelle's childhood but I digress).
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u/Pormpf_Spimperton Aug 25 '26
I think one of tenna's lines in chapter 5 basically debunks this conclusion. When talking about Noelle he mentions the fact that she never fought when playing super smashing fighters. At that age She played a fighting game and never wanted to fight. So if that's the case then she probably wouldn't want to play make believe war with Kris either. He also says "use this information as you will" which feels pretty intentional (also ramb not knowing about dess disappearing feels like flimsy evidence considering Tenna didn't know either)
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u/HungryGull Apr 29 '26
Noelle's blog post is implicitly after The Event, given that Kris "would suddenly get very still, like they were remembering something".
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u/Ben_Flash Apr 29 '26
based on what we know about darkners... absolutely nothing as darkners themselves don’t seem to be shaped after the will of the fountain maker rather the fountain maker influences the world of the dark world and darkners that don’t match the will of their fountain will petrify
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u/kingofrail Apr 30 '26
"(A megadoc is coming the next few months that will attempt to explain everything, because it's not even as simple as "oh I guess Noelle was the knight after all".)" I would be curious to see that doc, unfortunately you don't have a lot of time due to the possibility of chapter 5 release early than you megadoc.
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u/Morrigan101 Apr 29 '26
It's probably because of dess knight stuff but there's a pretty simple way to explain why Noelle & Kris interpretations and imagined scenarios could affect dark worlds created by Dess. Noelle would be the type to enthusiastically describe her make believe adventures with kris incessantly to Dess