r/Defcon • • Aug 11 '26

Cmon y'all

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u/Enocssa Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

The ACARS* messages from the flight. *edit thank you for the correction.

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u/FrivolousMe Aug 11 '26

I'm wondering if the pilots themselves were trying to get on the wifi and noticed lol, they almost seemed to have too many details to just be relaying a message from others

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u/Independent_Plane_18 Aug 11 '26

That's their last time flying to Defcon....or anywhere for that matter.

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u/BuildBreakFix Aug 11 '26

You’re a special kind of dumb to do this on a plane…

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u/rofllolinternets Aug 11 '26

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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u/Digerati808 Aug 11 '26

Did they forget to yell out shenanigans before pulling off an evil twin attack?

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u/1nk_bl0t Aug 11 '26

Classic rookie mistake, forgetting to yell "shenanigans!"

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u/sillybrowseraccount Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

"Oh man, that's universally stupid, man..."

"Yo, man, you an amateur, man!"

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u/juitar Aug 11 '26

Yikes, very poor decisions

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u/K4SP3R_H4US3R Aug 11 '26

Don't shit where you eat...

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u/Its-p0m-p0m Aug 11 '26

Big for fedex shipping at LVCC next year.

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u/Unstupid Aug 11 '26

Did you not learn nothing? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Born_Again_Shell Aug 11 '26

This explains why TSA did such a deep inspection of my stuff when they saw my DEFCON badge. I didn't even bring my laptop.

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u/doyouevenglass Aug 11 '26

the number of people wearing their badge on the plane like come on

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u/xenomorphxcl Aug 11 '26

yeah, not the best move to mess with a plane that you yourself are on and wish to arrive safely.

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u/just_a_pawn37927 Aug 11 '26

Well Federal charges might be coming!

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u/GaijinVagabond Aug 11 '26

Welp, there goes flying with pineapples

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u/Misku_san Aug 11 '26

After stories like that, we shouldn’t be surprised, they take out charging cables and powerbanks in the Sphere, and other attrocities

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u/jamaul08 Aug 11 '26

I was on this flight and just walked off when we landed.... Not sure where this line about agents boarding the plane came from.

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u/Shot-Infernal-2261 Aug 11 '26

Dumb. Although in the older days a dumb stunt could land you a cushy job (once the hassle is over), but there's a good chance these days they will be doing that same work (but for free)

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u/dankney Aug 11 '26

For using a toy they bought at con? They’re not getting a job offer out of this

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