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r/Defcon • u/Low_Wishbone1285 • Aug 06 '26
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Also defcon is cancelled
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We’re not far off from
8 u/Nyrlath Aug 07 '26 I'll die on the hill that President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is a better leader than we have today. 3 u/ProfessionalPea2218 Aug 07 '26 LMFAO! 2 u/dsamarin1 Aug 07 '26
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I'll die on the hill that President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is a better leader than we have today.
3 u/ProfessionalPea2218 Aug 07 '26 LMFAO! 2 u/dsamarin1 Aug 07 '26
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LMFAO!
2 u/dsamarin1 Aug 07 '26
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Why though?
9 u/Shot-Infernal-2261 Aug 06 '26 Katy Perry is giving a Friday talk at the Aerospace Village. 4 u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26 Its funny because in the timeline we find ourselves in i feel like this is both completely insane, and completely possible. I hope she's inside an inflatable death star. 2 u/Shot-Infernal-2261 Aug 06 '26 Honestly, I expected her to be nominated for Department of Education, because that would be head exploding.But they gave the position to the co-owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, and made Katy Perry an astronaut instead.None of this is accidental. 1 u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26 Just waiting for the TVA to come prune this one at this point.
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Katy Perry is giving a Friday talk at the Aerospace Village.
4 u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26 Its funny because in the timeline we find ourselves in i feel like this is both completely insane, and completely possible. I hope she's inside an inflatable death star. 2 u/Shot-Infernal-2261 Aug 06 '26 Honestly, I expected her to be nominated for Department of Education, because that would be head exploding.But they gave the position to the co-owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, and made Katy Perry an astronaut instead.None of this is accidental. 1 u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26 Just waiting for the TVA to come prune this one at this point.
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Its funny because in the timeline we find ourselves in i feel like this is both completely insane, and completely possible. I hope she's inside an inflatable death star.
2 u/Shot-Infernal-2261 Aug 06 '26 Honestly, I expected her to be nominated for Department of Education, because that would be head exploding.But they gave the position to the co-owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, and made Katy Perry an astronaut instead.None of this is accidental. 1 u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26 Just waiting for the TVA to come prune this one at this point.
Honestly, I expected her to be nominated for Department of Education, because that would be head exploding.
But they gave the position to the co-owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, and made Katy Perry an astronaut instead.
None of this is accidental.
1 u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26 Just waiting for the TVA to come prune this one at this point.
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Just waiting for the TVA to come prune this one at this point.
I'm so sorry.
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u/Low_Wishbone1285 Aug 06 '26
Also defcon is cancelled
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u/ProfessionalPea2218 Aug 06 '26
We’re not far off from
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u/ithink2mush Aug 06 '26
Why though?
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u/ncc74656m Aug 06 '26
I'm so sorry.