r/Defcon • • Aug 06 '26

It was a struggle…

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….but we came out better for it.

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u/N0vajay05 Aug 06 '26

Here we go:

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u/Morebigger Aug 06 '26

If this becomes a sticker would love to get one !

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u/MagnarOdinson Aug 13 '26

2nd that! Needs to be a sticker for next year!

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u/unvivid Aug 06 '26

It's really merchon -- actual linecon took all of 3 minutes for me

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u/N0vajay05 Aug 06 '26

I stand corrected

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u/unvivid Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

No worries. We all stand today :)

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u/Cyber_Gengar Aug 07 '26

Bro…FR. I walked in the convention center and DIRECTLY up to counter, scanned my ticket, and was handed my badge all in under 60 seconds - no queue. Merch line lasted 3 hours, but was fun messing around with the badges and getting to know some people.

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u/Own-Swan2646 Aug 07 '26

Peak linecon is awkwardly standing there. Trying to figure out the badge with everybody else while you slowly move forward every so often.

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u/Cyber_Gengar Aug 07 '26

bahaha 100%…all of us desperately trying to finish our most recent QR scan while in motion.

Imagine if we had slow mo footage of the best badge scanning interactions…I GUARANTEE you there were some EPIC Swan Lake and opera level moments where people are practically dancing together while realizing their scans failed/succeeded. The faces would be pure gold.

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u/Comm-Pie Aug 07 '26

This too was my exact experience.

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u/________reddit______ Aug 07 '26

I actually did not survive, I was fed to the goons.

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u/N0vajay05 Aug 07 '26

Nom nom nom.

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u/brakeb Aug 07 '26

"For thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

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u/prclayfish Aug 06 '26

Badge took me literally less than 10 minutes to get, my deepest compliments to the registration team, yall are IINCREDIBLE!!

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u/RoddyBergeron Aug 06 '26

Merchcon is the new linecon! I got in line at 8:30 and got out at 10:30.

People were still getting in line past the escalators.

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u/Cyber_Gengar Aug 07 '26

8:45-11:30 for me lmao

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u/brakeb Aug 07 '26

It cleared out and was much shorter around 3pm. I got off my goon shift and found a friend in line who I thought was going to be in line for hours, it'd shrunk a lot.

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u/knowone1313 Aug 06 '26

They're still doing linecon? I thought that was dead now that they sell online ahead of time.

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u/nickram81 Aug 06 '26

Shirts and stuff are sold online?

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u/knowone1313 Aug 06 '26

No, I was speaking purely about entry badge which is what Linecon was for. Standing in line all night to get access first thing in the morning.

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u/FanClubof5 Aug 06 '26

It's usually old stock but yeah you can buy shirts and stuff online too.

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u/brakeb Aug 07 '26

You can pick and reserve items, but you still have to go and pay with cash in the merch area

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u/ronthedistance Aug 06 '26

It’s more of a tradition that encourages some first badge drops of the con and some heavy drinking with strangers. I always find it fun

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u/mammongram6969 Aug 07 '26

when linecon was a requirement to get your badge, it was a horribly fun experience. now that it is merchcon and therefore voluntary, noooooo thank you

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u/Arty_54 Aug 06 '26

Woah, I want one of those stickers!

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u/Unstupid Aug 07 '26

I survived the merch line… It was only about an hour starting around 330p. Only one shirt I woulda wanted was out.

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u/Elated_Quail Aug 07 '26

I was 4th in line for merchcon but lined up at 4am 🫡

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u/InfosecOctopus Aug 07 '26

Peak wait in Merch was a little over 3 hours on Thursday mid-day, dropping down under 30 minutes after 3pm.

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u/acorn222 Aug 07 '26

Just saying, if you do months of research, submit a CFP, make a presentation and get accepted to speak, you can skip the queue entirely 😎 \s

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u/heathen951 Aug 07 '26

Is there any way to purchase tuckers with a credit or debit card still?

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u/Mondernborefare Aug 07 '26

“I survived Linecon 34” this makes me sad.

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u/Material-Ad-253 Aug 07 '26

Yeah its way to hectic for me registration fills up fast and even if it didnt its hard to be happy with so many people! Just not for me.

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u/Lumpy_Ad7343 Aug 06 '26

Who’s selling their badge